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Kenny

Kenny

@blackwind13.bsky.social

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Legal Aid Attorney. Occasionally writes something not law related.

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Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 5h

They're just mad because they've had a lock on the old people vote for so long, the idea that the elderly would say "we're done with you" is baffling.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 6h

Hey, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social they're trying to steal your job.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 7h

Feral pigs destroying stuff unchecked is a perfect metaphor for this occupation.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 7h

I've posted this before, but:

"Calm down, that gamma ray burst isn't going to irradiate Earth and wipe out the human race" by Kathleen Parker.

-Headline on last issue of WaPo, found on the remnants of DC after the gamma ray burst wiped out humanity and 95% of life on earth.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 7h

The Russian phrase "we will bury you" doesn't mean "we will kill you," it means "we will outlive you."

Like this sign. It doesn't say "kill," it implies "outlive."

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

"I wonder how much vodka they'll give me?"

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

Have a few septic trucks and a Dave Matthews Band tour bus show up at Mar a Lago and straight up discharge everything right at the entrance.

I mean, he didn't specify the manner of delivery.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

Grindset are the male version of Hunbots.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

Before this was proposed, republicans were asked if they'd accept a plan based on Romney's. They said yes.

Until Obama actually did it.

You know how much was cut just to get susan "he learned his lesson" collins on board?

Ted Kennedy dying did not help.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

When it comes to dealing with out of control royalty, remember that France does not mess around.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

Paris knows a thing or two about dealing with tyrant kings.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

I participated in a No Kings rally and I am 100% a dork who embraces my dorkiness.

And as a dork, wtf is up with your name? "gunther eagleman" sounds like you put a bunch of stupid magat catchphrases into an AI and that was the slop it spat out. What was your other choice, Ronnie GunTruckMERICA?

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone who tells me to hand in my man card is a whiney little boy trying desperately to pass himself off as a man.

Anyone who needs a man card is also a whiney little boy trying to pass himself off as a man.

Your rules do not bind me kid. Now go home before your mom gets mad.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

Considering that lies antisocial and xitter are basically that, they'll feel at home.

And hate it.

Also that description is amusingly accurate. I'm already imagining the most pathetic bar in existence. They probably serve knockoff bud light and stale pretzels with a "best by" date in 2015.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

You had it right the first time.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, remember when muskrat started a bluesky account?

How fast did he get mass blocked?

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

Old Soviet joke:

A man walks to a newsstand. He glances at all the newspapers and sighs.

The vendor asks, "what are you looking for?"

The man says "an obituary."

The vendor laughs. "Those are in thr back of the paper, comrade!"

The man responds, "not the one I'm looking for."

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

What kind of nonsense is this...wait...

WaPo, if you're being held hostage, slowly blink twice.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

$6.75?

That LOW?

You know how much oat milk costs?

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

Land doesn't vote, people do.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

He doesn't remember that, but he does remember reagan going behind Carter's back on a hostage agreement so he could make Carter look bad and take the presidency.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 1d

If Schumer and Jefferies really wanted to mess with them, they'd show up to a Halloween party wearing those Disney Princess dresses while reminding everyone there that all of this is to avoid releasing the Epstien files.

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 2d

San Jose Sharks fan. Signed.

c.org/RgBcD7SSTY

Urge the Vegas Golden Knights to not sign Carter Hart

Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 2d

Me at 12: "I can't wait until everyone grows up and stops acting stupid."
Me in my 40's: "still waiting."

Kenny @blackwind13.bsky.social · 2d

Is it that much worse then whatever "process" they normally use?