Blake Maroney
@blakenator.bsky.social
Señor Macho Solo
he/him
Minneapolis
he/him
Minneapolis
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Florida upside down is the Grinch
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Florida upside down is the Grinch
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I am begging people who do not actually go here to remember that all these people do is lie, lie, lie, and lie. And murder people. And lie about murdering people.
This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave.
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I am begging people who do not actually go here to remember that all these people do is lie, lie, lie, and lie. And murder people. And lie about murdering people.
How is Kip short for Christopher and since when #HeatedRivalry
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
How is Kip short for Christopher and since when #HeatedRivalry
The owner of the building next door literally only snowblows after midnight
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The owner of the building next door literally only snowblows after midnight
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Her: tell me how you’re gonna hit it
Me:
Me:
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Her: tell me how you’re gonna hit it
Me:
Me:
Of course the good Canadian boy has a blackberry in 2014 #HeatedRivalry
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Of course the good Canadian boy has a blackberry in 2014 #HeatedRivalry
Lily takes her dick picks from a crazy angle #HeatedRivalry
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Lily takes her dick picks from a crazy angle #HeatedRivalry
I’ve been told HBO fixed the lighting #HeatedRivalry
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I’ve been told HBO fixed the lighting #HeatedRivalry
“An Apple Original + A Sony Pictures Television Production”
a man standing in front of a ice cream truck
ALT: a man standing in front of a ice cream truck
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“An Apple Original + A Sony Pictures Television Production”
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The permanent potholes the city installed on Hennepin Ave are wild. Some of the manhole lids are like a inch or more below the pavement around it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The permanent potholes the city installed on Hennepin Ave are wild. Some of the manhole lids are like a inch or more below the pavement around it.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
twin cities suburbs keep out-criming minneapolis
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
twin cities suburbs keep out-criming minneapolis
i want comcast to win because i dont want HBO to die, but i am very curious to see if the warner brothers curse kills netflix in five year; so I'm conflicted. Paramount, of course, can shove their saudi backed bad faith offer up their own hole.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i want comcast to win because i dont want HBO to die, but i am very curious to see if the warner brothers curse kills netflix in five year; so I'm conflicted. Paramount, of course, can shove their saudi backed bad faith offer up their own hole.
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The windchill here is -4 degrees and I’m waiting for the bus. As I blink through the ice shards blowing into my eyeballs at 30 mph, I think about how glad I am they took the bus shelter down.
At least the unhoused will have cause to reflect on how little they contributed to the economy.
At least the unhoused will have cause to reflect on how little they contributed to the economy.
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The windchill here is -4 degrees and I’m waiting for the bus. As I blink through the ice shards blowing into my eyeballs at 30 mph, I think about how glad I am they took the bus shelter down.
At least the unhoused will have cause to reflect on how little they contributed to the economy.
At least the unhoused will have cause to reflect on how little they contributed to the economy.
i guess i would just like to know the schedule of my buildings boiler; for example, when it will be on
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i guess i would just like to know the schedule of my buildings boiler; for example, when it will be on
people bitching about the new CNBC logo seem to not understand its no longer affiliated with NBCU so can no longer use the peacock, which is funny for people super dedicated to a cable news channel built around business dealings and such.
not to mention is sooo much better than ✨MS NOW✨
not to mention is sooo much better than ✨MS NOW✨
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
people bitching about the new CNBC logo seem to not understand its no longer affiliated with NBCU so can no longer use the peacock, which is funny for people super dedicated to a cable news channel built around business dealings and such.
not to mention is sooo much better than ✨MS NOW✨
not to mention is sooo much better than ✨MS NOW✨
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I felt compelled to make some flyers to welcome these Twin Cities tourists!
High res downloads of these posters (as well as others) are available for FREE on my Ko-Fi shop.
ko-fi.com/pailbn/shop/...
#art #digitalart #poster #flyer #minneapolis #stpaul
High res downloads of these posters (as well as others) are available for FREE on my Ko-Fi shop.
ko-fi.com/pailbn/shop/...
#art #digitalart #poster #flyer #minneapolis #stpaul
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I felt compelled to make some flyers to welcome these Twin Cities tourists!
High res downloads of these posters (as well as others) are available for FREE on my Ko-Fi shop.
ko-fi.com/pailbn/shop/...
#art #digitalart #poster #flyer #minneapolis #stpaul
High res downloads of these posters (as well as others) are available for FREE on my Ko-Fi shop.
ko-fi.com/pailbn/shop/...
#art #digitalart #poster #flyer #minneapolis #stpaul
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Ireland, Spain and the Netherlands to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to compete
Ireland, Spain and the Netherlands to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to compete
Decision not to hold vote on Israel’s participation comes in spite of several broadcasters calling for its exclusion
Ireland, Spain and the Netherlands will boycott next year’s Eurovision after Israel was given the all-clear to compete in next year’s song contest in spite of several participating broadcasters calling for its exclusion.
At the general assembly of the European Broadcasting Union, the body that organises the hugely popular international annual singing competition, no vote on Israel’s participation was held. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ireland, Spain and the Netherlands to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to compete
“What the [Somali] people have done to Minnesota is not even believable- it’s not even believable.” Oh you’re so close to it Donald
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“What the [Somali] people have done to Minnesota is not even believable- it’s not even believable.” Oh you’re so close to it Donald
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Welcome to Hell. Your president doesn’t give a shit about you. And now you’re here… miserable, cold, wet, and hated. Away from people you care about during the holidays. You evil mfers, you will never win. Hope those army surplus camo cosplays are built for the polar vortex.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Welcome to Hell. Your president doesn’t give a shit about you. And now you’re here… miserable, cold, wet, and hated. Away from people you care about during the holidays. You evil mfers, you will never win. Hope those army surplus camo cosplays are built for the polar vortex.
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Good morning to fuckers in our neighborhood kidnapping our neighbors! Can you see the city skyline? No? You’re wondering if Minneapolis burned down again overnight? Oh no, sweetie. That’s ice crystals in the air . It looks like it will get to around -8F without windchill! Please enjoy your stay!
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Good morning to fuckers in our neighborhood kidnapping our neighbors! Can you see the city skyline? No? You’re wondering if Minneapolis burned down again overnight? Oh no, sweetie. That’s ice crystals in the air . It looks like it will get to around -8F without windchill! Please enjoy your stay!
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
Hope the visiting federal goons have the day they deserve today 😗
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hope the visiting federal goons have the day they deserve today 😗