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“Big butt. Bigger heart.” // they & them
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
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i have one of the insufferable illnesses known to man and its "when i see or hear a phrase that mildly references something im interested in i shout the name of that thing out like it's the last piece of sanity im clinging to"
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i have one of the insufferable illnesses known to man and its "when i see or hear a phrase that mildly references something im interested in i shout the name of that thing out like it's the last piece of sanity im clinging to"
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fuck Francine Rivers
January 20, 2024 at 12:04 AM
fuck Francine Rivers
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You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
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bye bye piece of Chex mix that fell in the couch you live there now foreva
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
bye bye piece of Chex mix that fell in the couch you live there now foreva
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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the outer worlds games truly understand what I want in a game: stealing anything I can get my filthy little hands on whether I need it or not, and making friends and forcing them to all live in a big house with me :)
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the outer worlds games truly understand what I want in a game: stealing anything I can get my filthy little hands on whether I need it or not, and making friends and forcing them to all live in a big house with me :)
who up installing their orbs
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
who up installing their orbs
IT guy: is your computer always this slow?
me: yeah that's normal
IT guy: *quietly* no it's not
me: yeah that's normal
IT guy: *quietly* no it's not
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
IT guy: is your computer always this slow?
me: yeah that's normal
IT guy: *quietly* no it's not
me: yeah that's normal
IT guy: *quietly* no it's not
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
who up tresing their leche
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
who up tresing their leche
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shoutout to exhausted and disheveled women. i love you exhausted and disheveled women
August 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
shoutout to exhausted and disheveled women. i love you exhausted and disheveled women
me: I miss you
my friend of ten years: I miss you too!
me: omg he misses me too??? 🥹
my friend of ten years: I miss you too!
me: omg he misses me too??? 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
me: I miss you
my friend of ten years: I miss you too!
me: omg he misses me too??? 🥹
my friend of ten years: I miss you too!
me: omg he misses me too??? 🥹
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she honk on my shoo until i mimimi
November 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
she honk on my shoo until i mimimi
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Long live Yaoi
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Long live Yaoi
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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
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The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us
May 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us
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good morning i hope everyone’s ween is sufficiently hallowed today 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
good morning i hope everyone’s ween is sufficiently hallowed today 🎃
who up dowsing their rod
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
who up dowsing their rod
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
I thought someone was using the bush outside my office as a drug drop, but it was just a pack of frozen chicken breasts 🐣
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I thought someone was using the bush outside my office as a drug drop, but it was just a pack of frozen chicken breasts 🐣
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Can my body tolerate eating mushrooms? Not really. Do I care? Not really.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Can my body tolerate eating mushrooms? Not really. Do I care? Not really.
there are so many shapes of boy
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
there are so many shapes of boy
My newest pet peeve is when a podcast host searches something online, reads the result, adds "but that's from the AI summary, so maybe it's not true," and then leaves it there.
You've said nothing. You've contributed nothing. Just scroll down! Go to Wikipedia!
You've said nothing. You've contributed nothing. Just scroll down! Go to Wikipedia!
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My newest pet peeve is when a podcast host searches something online, reads the result, adds "but that's from the AI summary, so maybe it's not true," and then leaves it there.
You've said nothing. You've contributed nothing. Just scroll down! Go to Wikipedia!
You've said nothing. You've contributed nothing. Just scroll down! Go to Wikipedia!
"I don't do drugs, I don't know what grams are!"
— Phil Lester (2023)
— Phil Lester (2023)
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"I don't do drugs, I don't know what grams are!"
— Phil Lester (2023)
— Phil Lester (2023)