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who up surrendering to false wisdom
February 14, 2026 at 5:26 AM
who up surrendering to false wisdom
who up leveling up their magikarp
February 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
who up leveling up their magikarp
plot points from Animorphs? in Markiplier's Iron Lung? it's more likely than you think
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 AM
plot points from Animorphs? in Markiplier's Iron Lung? it's more likely than you think
just started my period, happy iron lung weekend I guess
January 31, 2026 at 8:47 AM
just started my period, happy iron lung weekend I guess
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they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
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My only trigun stargaze review: milly should be bigger
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My only trigun stargaze review: milly should be bigger
my husband, to the tune of In the End by Linkin Park: 🎶I cum so hard and jizz so fast, and in the end, my partner didn't climax🎶
January 11, 2026 at 8:48 AM
my husband, to the tune of In the End by Linkin Park: 🎶I cum so hard and jizz so fast, and in the end, my partner didn't climax🎶
everyone who complains about they/them pronouns not making sense should be forced to play Danganronpa
January 11, 2026 at 7:37 AM
everyone who complains about they/them pronouns not making sense should be forced to play Danganronpa
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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transgender for everyone this new year
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
transgender for everyone this new year
she hum on my bug til I scrooge
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
she hum on my bug til I scrooge
Poseidon's Kiss: America's Bidet
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Poseidon's Kiss: America's Bidet
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
Erika Kirk has Kenneth Copeland vibes. That intense, unblinking blue-eyed stare. A smile that never quite reaches their eyes. A voice like an evangelical parent who's about to "discipline" their kid.
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Erika Kirk has Kenneth Copeland vibes. That intense, unblinking blue-eyed stare. A smile that never quite reaches their eyes. A voice like an evangelical parent who's about to "discipline" their kid.
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solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
do you think ilkka villi knows about the zootopia abortion comic
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
do you think ilkka villi knows about the zootopia abortion comic
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
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i have one of the insufferable illnesses known to man and its "when i see or hear a phrase that mildly references something im interested in i shout the name of that thing out like it's the last piece of sanity im clinging to"
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i have one of the insufferable illnesses known to man and its "when i see or hear a phrase that mildly references something im interested in i shout the name of that thing out like it's the last piece of sanity im clinging to"
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fuck Francine Rivers
January 20, 2024 at 12:04 AM
fuck Francine Rivers
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You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
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bye bye piece of Chex mix that fell in the couch you live there now foreva
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
bye bye piece of Chex mix that fell in the couch you live there now foreva
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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the outer worlds games truly understand what I want in a game: stealing anything I can get my filthy little hands on whether I need it or not, and making friends and forcing them to all live in a big house with me :)
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the outer worlds games truly understand what I want in a game: stealing anything I can get my filthy little hands on whether I need it or not, and making friends and forcing them to all live in a big house with me :)