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Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
He’s been mainlining tallow to poise his inner puma for the fight against infection
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
He’s been mainlining tallow to poise his inner puma for the fight against infection
Phil, sir, any idea why your ears are so red? Are you sufficiently hydrated?
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Phil, sir, any idea why your ears are so red? Are you sufficiently hydrated?
Big Bruce hates Albanian Bruce but no one - and I mean no one - hates Flappy
October 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Big Bruce hates Albanian Bruce but no one - and I mean no one - hates Flappy
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Bottom right is so anti-woke even his lenses stopped transitioning.
October 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Bottom right is so anti-woke even his lenses stopped transitioning.
Hail to the beef
October 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hail to the beef
Give him the Nobel peace prize
September 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Give him the Nobel peace prize
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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If only there was a way of determining who was governor in 2019 and signed the HSTPA into law which removed high income dereg from the law
August 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
If only there was a way of determining who was governor in 2019 and signed the HSTPA into law which removed high income dereg from the law
As governor Andrew Cuomo signed the HSTPA into law removing any income caps from rent stabilized housing in 2019. There shouldn’t be income caps but still
August 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
As governor Andrew Cuomo signed the HSTPA into law removing any income caps from rent stabilized housing in 2019. There shouldn’t be income caps but still
Cuomo was governor and signed the HSTPA into law which eliminated income caps on RS apts in 2019
August 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Cuomo was governor and signed the HSTPA into law which eliminated income caps on RS apts in 2019
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True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
August 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
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That's a butthole
Andrew Cuomo's debuting a new campaign logo and slogan ("to build a new NYC") at his presser in Midtown, where he's expected to make a law enforcement-related announcement.
His campaign says the logo's supposed to evoke both a rising sun and the crown of the Statue of Liberty.
His campaign says the logo's supposed to evoke both a rising sun and the crown of the Statue of Liberty.
August 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That's a butthole
But he believes the government can and should reimburse him for fees for his revenge litigation. Just lost another bid yesterday. www.nycourts.gov/reporter/3ds...
Matter of Cuomo v Office of the State Comptroller (2025 NY Slip Op 51183(U))
www.nycourts.gov
July 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
But he believes the government can and should reimburse him for fees for his revenge litigation. Just lost another bid yesterday. www.nycourts.gov/reporter/3ds...
Her lips were injured in a corn thresher accident
June 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Her lips were injured in a corn thresher accident
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It's like Lenny Bruce said, everyone from New York is Jewish even if they aren't, everyone from outside New York isn't Jewish even if they are.
June 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's like Lenny Bruce said, everyone from New York is Jewish even if they aren't, everyone from outside New York isn't Jewish even if they are.
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The Watery Stuff That Comes Out of the Mustard Bottle When You Don't Shake It Enough And It Makes a Fart Sound has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
June 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Watery Stuff That Comes Out of the Mustard Bottle When You Don't Shake It Enough And It Makes a Fart Sound has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
My favourite Brian Wilson story was when Bono kneeled at his feet backstage & waxed lyrical about his influence, the power of music, transcendent, etc.
After several minutes of this he interrupted Bono by saying “Say, could you go get me a Coke?”
(In fairness, he apparently did)
After several minutes of this he interrupted Bono by saying “Say, could you go get me a Coke?”
(In fairness, he apparently did)
June 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
He needs to be in the paint. They don’t have a good matchup that can stop him when he’s aggressive
May 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
He needs to be in the paint. They don’t have a good matchup that can stop him when he’s aggressive
Well he at least needs to suck less on O then
May 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Well he at least needs to suck less on O then