My Bloody Vonnegut
@blurtvonnegut.bsky.social
Comics, horror, art, and other things I like to get loud about. He/him.
I can’t get a bacon, egg, and cheese for $5, but I CAN get a wildly under-appreciated PSone rpg.
(PCDD) Breath of Fire IV $4.99 via GOG. https://ow.ly/uI3O50XxtxE
Black Friday Sale via GOG. https://ow.ly/5A6w50XxtxF
Black Friday Sale via GOG. https://ow.ly/5A6w50XxtxF
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I can’t get a bacon, egg, and cheese for $5, but I CAN get a wildly under-appreciated PSone rpg.
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Since we live in a culture that worships merch, I've always wondered why there are no specific lawn decorations for Thanksgiving. Very occasionally a blow up turkey. Nothing else. Until now when I present my new idea for making millions:
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Since we live in a culture that worships merch, I've always wondered why there are no specific lawn decorations for Thanksgiving. Very occasionally a blow up turkey. Nothing else. Until now when I present my new idea for making millions:
Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and KILLS. The people it kills GET UP AND KILL, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and KILLS. The people it kills GET UP AND KILL, Charlie Brown.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
BLOOD STAINS
SPEED KILLS
FAST CARS
CHEAP THRILLS
RICH GIRLS
FINE WINE
I LOST ALL SENSE, I LOST CONTROL, I LOST MY MIND
SPEED KILLS
FAST CARS
CHEAP THRILLS
RICH GIRLS
FINE WINE
I LOST ALL SENSE, I LOST CONTROL, I LOST MY MIND
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
BLOOD STAINS
SPEED KILLS
FAST CARS
CHEAP THRILLS
RICH GIRLS
FINE WINE
I LOST ALL SENSE, I LOST CONTROL, I LOST MY MIND
SPEED KILLS
FAST CARS
CHEAP THRILLS
RICH GIRLS
FINE WINE
I LOST ALL SENSE, I LOST CONTROL, I LOST MY MIND
Gonna take an edible, walk into Stew Leonard’s, and have a nervous breakdown.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Gonna take an edible, walk into Stew Leonard’s, and have a nervous breakdown.
Mostly agree, but you’re gonna put Castle Crashers on there and leave Guardian Heroes out?
Do you want to (virtually) punch guys? If so, we've got you with a list of the 25 best beat 'em ups ever, with oldies, obscurities, and more. www.avclub.com/best-beat-em...
Final fight(s): The 25 best beat-'em-up games
Do you want to (virtually) punch guys? If so, we've got you with a list of the 25 best beat 'em ups ever, with oldies, obscurities, and more.
www.avclub.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Mostly agree, but you’re gonna put Castle Crashers on there and leave Guardian Heroes out?
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
Less Than Jake is just Billy Joel for suburbanite millennials:
-both sing at length about drinking to cope with ennui
-both have an oddly specific resentment of Bergen County, New Jersey
I dunno, man. Came to me over coffee.
-both sing at length about drinking to cope with ennui
-both have an oddly specific resentment of Bergen County, New Jersey
I dunno, man. Came to me over coffee.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Less Than Jake is just Billy Joel for suburbanite millennials:
-both sing at length about drinking to cope with ennui
-both have an oddly specific resentment of Bergen County, New Jersey
I dunno, man. Came to me over coffee.
-both sing at length about drinking to cope with ennui
-both have an oddly specific resentment of Bergen County, New Jersey
I dunno, man. Came to me over coffee.
Top five film genres:
-I’m from the 80’s and brought all these practical effects with me
-Divine is here to freak out the squares
-documentary about losers but you end up wanting to take a bullet for them
-one man’s (or sketch group’s) vision setting fire to a studio’s money
-whooo wants to be sad?
-I’m from the 80’s and brought all these practical effects with me
-Divine is here to freak out the squares
-documentary about losers but you end up wanting to take a bullet for them
-one man’s (or sketch group’s) vision setting fire to a studio’s money
-whooo wants to be sad?
Top five film genres:
-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen
-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)
-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)
-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred
-weird little guys
-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen
-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)
-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)
-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred
-weird little guys
Top five film genres:
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Top five film genres:
-I’m from the 80’s and brought all these practical effects with me
-Divine is here to freak out the squares
-documentary about losers but you end up wanting to take a bullet for them
-one man’s (or sketch group’s) vision setting fire to a studio’s money
-whooo wants to be sad?
-I’m from the 80’s and brought all these practical effects with me
-Divine is here to freak out the squares
-documentary about losers but you end up wanting to take a bullet for them
-one man’s (or sketch group’s) vision setting fire to a studio’s money
-whooo wants to be sad?
Glad they worked his classic catchphrase in there. It’s up there with “with great power, ya gotta be careful” and “hey! X-men! C’mere a minute!”
Picked this yesterday from a local store. I guess someone turned it in for store credit. It was an exclusive for MagicCon Las Vegas. $75 pick up.
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Glad they worked his classic catchphrase in there. It’s up there with “with great power, ya gotta be careful” and “hey! X-men! C’mere a minute!”
The humans that were turned into sentient filters in All Tomorrows stuck with me. Life is just a slow burn nightmare for them.
Stephen Graham Jones’s Mongrels also deserves a mention. My favorite depiction of werewolves.
Stephen Graham Jones’s Mongrels also deserves a mention. My favorite depiction of werewolves.
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The humans that were turned into sentient filters in All Tomorrows stuck with me. Life is just a slow burn nightmare for them.
Stephen Graham Jones’s Mongrels also deserves a mention. My favorite depiction of werewolves.
Stephen Graham Jones’s Mongrels also deserves a mention. My favorite depiction of werewolves.
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
Guys! CS Lewis already covered this in The Screwtape Letters. Come on, now.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Guys! CS Lewis already covered this in The Screwtape Letters. Come on, now.
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
When all my friends come over for a nice spaghetti dinner
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When all my friends come over for a nice spaghetti dinner
“This edible ain’t shi-“
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“This edible ain’t shi-“
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Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
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"no, mecha is not AWESOME. There's a difference between that, & extremely expensive CRAP. Zeon doesn't even make money, it's all savings from the Gryps War. You would never understand." "So you live alone & spend all your money on mecha & sunglasses?" "oh, so you do understand"
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"no, mecha is not AWESOME. There's a difference between that, & extremely expensive CRAP. Zeon doesn't even make money, it's all savings from the Gryps War. You would never understand." "So you live alone & spend all your money on mecha & sunglasses?" "oh, so you do understand"
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Happy birthday Kamille Biden!!!!!!! To celebrate this fictional character’s birthday, here’s his introduction in Zeta Gundam where he punches a military dude after getting misgendered
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Happy birthday Kamille Biden!!!!!!! To celebrate this fictional character’s birthday, here’s his introduction in Zeta Gundam where he punches a military dude after getting misgendered
Local man ready for walk
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Local man ready for walk
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it