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Blythe Chadim
@blythewrites.bsky.social
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Geriatric millennial and permanently tired toddler mom, trying to find the humor in life’s craziness—and write about it.
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It's that time again!
#summercamp #kids #expensive AF
Read “It’s February! Which of Course Means It’s Time To Sign Up for Summer Camp“ by Blythe Chadim on Medium: medium.com/frazzled/its...
It’s February! Which of Course Means It’s Time To Sign Up for Summer Camp
It’s better than the horror that awaits you next month when our prices triple
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February 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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These are the Costco items I buy on repeat for my family. Read more in @businessinsider.com #costco #shopping #kirkland
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I've had a Costco executive membership for nearly a decade. There are 10 purchases I swear by every time I shop.
As a Costco executive member for 10 years, the best things I buy my family every time I go to Costco include Kirkland Signature nuts and coffee.
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February 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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We may have less space, but my family is happier than ever.
Thanks @businessinsider.com for sharing my story.
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#downsizing #denver
I thought downsizing would be hard for our family of 4. It ended up changing our lives for the better.
We moved from Texas to Denver and downsized our home, gaining more time together, walkability, community, and freedom for our kids.
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February 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Five pounds is a lot of leeway Tinsel Tubbies.
#comedy #holidays #christmas #politics #satire
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Pete Hegseth’s Message to the Troops Regarding Holiday Weight Gain
Don’t say I never gave you anything–five pounds is a lot of leeway, Tinsel Tubbies.
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December 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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“So from now on, it’s Comic Sans only in this office.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social

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December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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So from now on, it’s Comic Sans only in this office, because war is fun and it’s time we started acting like it.
Check out my latest piece in the @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social!
#war #petehegseth #fonts #satire #comedy #comicsans
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Pete Hegseth Announces New Font Guidelines to Make War Fun Again
So from now on, it’s Comic Sans only in this office.
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December 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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“‘The Witcher’ is still on, though given reviews of Season Four, our viewers seem to agree it shouldn’t be.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social

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December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Check out my latest piece* in @thebelladonna.bsky.social for answers to your burning @netflix.com Witcher S4 questions.
*This is satire.
#TheWitcher #Netflix #comedy #HenryCavill #satire
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Netflix’s Holiday Binge-Watching FAQs to Explain ‘The Witcher: Season Four’ So Your Brother-in-Law…
‘The Witcher’ is still on, though given reviews of Season Four, our viewers seem to agree it shouldn’t be.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Are you ready to rock!?! 🤘 Or at the very least ready to stand and nod your head rhythmically but carefully so as not to throw your neck out? Check out my new piece. #rock #humor #millennial
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We’re That Rock Band You Liked 30 Years Ago, Here To Set Expectations For Our Reunion Tour
We’re still rock ‘n roll as fuck, even if we’re ending our shows at 8 p.m.
medium.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Give your office copy machine a little diddle. It needs it. And check out my latest piece @pointsincase.com
#comedy #funny #office #work
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A Plea for Intimacy from the Forgotten Office Copy Machine
Just because you don't need me to print those big Excel spreadsheets anymore doesn’t mean I don’t want my buttons fingered regularly.
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October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Does your toddler like dates? How about a playdate next Tuesday?

By @blythewrites.bsky.social

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“Is That a Monster Truck in Your Pocket?” and Other Pickup Lines I’m Using to Make Mom Friends
Does your toddler like dates? How about a playdate next Tuesday?
medium.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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“Aside from the 10 Commandments in Hand-Chiseled Tablet Form.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social

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August 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Happy first full week of school to all who celebrate!
Check out my latest piece in the @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social!
#school #texaspolitics #satire #humor
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Items Required to Be Displayed in All Texas Classrooms This Fall
Aside from the 10 Commandments in Hand-Chiseled Tablet Form
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August 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
blythewrites.bsky.social
Love this new piece by Luís Leal Miranda in @pointsincase.com. I have also encountered plenty of three dimensional beings who lack depth. Maybe this will help with those awkward conversations.
www.pointsincase.com/articles/how...
How to Explain a Hole to a Two-Dimensional Being
A clumsy answer could lead to confusion. Too much detail, and you risk sending your flat friend into an existential spiral.
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July 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Check out my latest piece in Slackjaw. #apocalypse #dramas #tv #satire
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For Authenticity’s Sake, This Post-Apocalyptic Drama Needs More Dead Kids
Hey, don’t look at me like I’m the monster.
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July 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Thanks @robotbutt.bsky.social for publishing this piece. #canada #apologies #satire
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O Canada, Please Accept These Apologies so We Can Be Besties Again | Robot Butt
Canada, we would like to formally apologize.
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June 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I don't know about anyone else, but I've always wondered what my life would be like in a car commercial.
Love this @rj-x.bsky.social.
#satire #comedy
May 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Check out my latest satire in @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social. Friend link below.
#satire #comedy #humor
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Hey America, It’s Your Boy, Satan.
Seriously, though, none of this is on me.
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May 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Check out my new satire featured on @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social.
belladonnacomedy.bsky.social The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · May 26
“Seriously, though, none of this is on me.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social

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May 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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"Since 1988, we’ve been waiting for the future to arrive at Little League concession stands and any place that smells like popcorn and feet. But now that the future is here, we regret to announce that we are extremely disappointed."
This Isn’t the Future We at Dippin’ Dots Envisioned
Since 1988, we at Dippin’ Dots have proudly sold the official ice cream of the future. And ever since, we’ve been waiting for the future to arrive ...
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May 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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My latest humor piece. Thank you @frazzledhumor.bsky.social!
#satire #parenting #humor
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7 Ways to Reanimate Your Life After Motherhood Hijacked Your Body and Mind Like That Fungus From…
You’re still you; it just doesn’t always feel like it
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April 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Just about every situation can be managed in Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes, including conversations with your stockbroker.
#satire #comedy #writing #moviequotes
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Samuel L. Jackson Movie Quotes or Conversations With My Stockbroker?
Who can tell anymore?
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April 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Sharing my latest comedy piece.
#satire #comedy #writing
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What Your Pole Decor Says About You This Flag-Waving Season
Traditional American Flag:
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April 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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So excited for my Second City classmate Elaine. I love this piece! thebelladonnacomedy.com/my-to-do-lis...
My To Do List After Watching “With Love, Meghan”
Get a bee guy.
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April 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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"Yes, there’s danger in opening our gates to this statue. But there’s also danger in keeping it out… the danger of eroding the sanctity of the gift-giving process."
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
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March 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM