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Bonnie the Derpatron
@bonniethederpatron.bsky.social
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Derpy with a side of weird. Complicated and Passionate. Occasional streamer, still working full time currently. Chronic pain warrior. 🏳️‍🌈 Pansexual/ she/her 🏳️‍🌈
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Bonnie the Derpatron @bonniethederpatron.bsky.social · Mar 9
I would love to follow people who also enjoy any of these things:
~Support human rights and bodily autonomy
~make any kind of art ~love video games
~read fantasy books (Bonus if there's smut)
~have an unhealthy love of mushrooms
~cute or spooky decor
~are LGBTQIA+ fam
~obsessed with Halloween
bonniethederpatron.bsky.social
In the mood to just disappear off the face of the earth for several months.
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"Chronically ill people like 4-5 usable hours in a day" [the you guys get meme where the kid is like wtf and it says 'you guys get usable hours?' MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.comhuyind You Guys Get Usable Hours?'
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
4 panel comic 1st panel - a sad or sick girl on her knees staring "A person can" 2nd panel - a sad or sick girl snacking and looking a her phone "live 100+ years" 3rd panel - a sad or sick girl staring at her phone wrapped in a blanket "and not enjoy one minute of it" 4th panel - the girl being silly with a box over her head "try to find joy in dumb little things"
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
When someone sees me having a flare for the first time [pic of guy holding his back and walking weird in front of his friends from new girl] Are you sure you're okay? you're walking like a disney witch'
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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We're going to sort through jewelry grab bags today and either up-cycle, or clean/resell the items! Come hang out <3 www.twitch.tv/bonnietheder...
BonnietheDerpatron - Twitch
Derpy with a side of weird, and an extra helping of giggles, neurodiversity, and inconsistency. :D Socials are in the info panels, I work full time so don't stream very often but I love it none-the-le...
www.twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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ianboudreau.com
Songs of Silence is currently free to own on the Epic Games Store if you like games that are insanely beautiful
Songs of Silence | Download and Buy Today - Epic Games Store
Download and play Songs of Silence at the Epic Games Store. Check for platform availability and price!
store.epicgames.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
bonniethederpatron.bsky.social
Oh wow it's almost like taxing the wealthy is to the benefit of literally everyone >.>
ips-dc.org Institute for Policy Studies @ips-dc.org · 6d
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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So glad I canceled mine back during the Palestine boycotts. 😬 Wtf Disney. The entirety of the Disney legacy has been built on the backs of artists of all kinds and you think this is a good idea???
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 5d
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
“You just need to listen to your body.” Me: It’s been screaming for years, Brenda.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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achronicvoice.com
" #Standing for too long is one of the quickest ways to wipe out my energy. So I added #seating where I need it most..These simple changes let me keep moving, just at a pace and posture that respects my limits.": buff.ly/BzTHDoa

by @thethrivingspoonie.com
#disabled #ChronicIllness #HomeAndLiving
My Low-Energy Home Setup: Energy Saving Tips That Help Me Do More With Chronic Illness
Tired of your home draining your energy? These low energy home setup tips make daily life easier when you're managing chronic illness.
buff.ly
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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@caitlinAcacia - Anyone else used to think if you got sick you'd go to the doctor, get diagnosed, get treated, and get better? I did. How wrong I was. #NEISvoid
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Me when I see Canadian tags in Florida now.
Like all this shit has happened and you're still vacationing here? That's surprising.
an orange and white cat is eating from a clear bowl .
Alt: an orange and white cat is sitting squinting their eyes looking very suspicious
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November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Genuinely did not expect them to do this. But I'm glad they did.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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No one ever talks about how exhausting it is to try and sit "ladylike" when you have chronic pain.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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When people are forced to choose between paying mortgage/rent or feeding their kids.... I hope they remember this.
Screenshot of a headline. "Trump administration seeks emergency stay of court's order to fund SNAP" The Trump administration has filed a motion seeking an immediate stay of a federal judge's order directing the agriculture department to use emergency funding to pay full food stamp benefits for November.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
any time my body feels fine: [pic of website buttons - one says cancel and the other one is being pressed and says 'create issue']
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
@roxiqt.com
Roxi Horror - roxiqt - Part of why healthy people aren't afraid to get sick is- they think if they develop ong-term issues, they'll go & get treated by doctors who will work day and night to fix them as it was on House, M.D.) & don't realize there' a 99% chance they'l be told they just have anxiety
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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ianboudreau.com
Trump getting his precious tariffs torn up by the Supreme Court he hand picked would be psychologically devastating and hilarious
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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L o l
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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What if I just pretend the holidays don't exist this year..... 🤔
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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It's always fun when you dont recognize that you're in a depressive episode until it gets bad. 😬
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Constantly torn between "if show symptoms I'm real and valid" and "I can't show any symptoms because then I'll be a bother so I have to internalize everything." relatableed - Don't forget "if they still valid" can control my symptoms are sarcasticsabreur - And "if show symptoms I'm manipulating the people around me" actuallyrealenjolras - Also "if don't show symptoms at any given moment moment 'm lying about having a mental illness and everything is an overreaction"
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Mood
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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This week, examine the belief that expensive #gifts prove you care more, and explore whether generosity is really about cost or about genuine care.

Credit: The Daily Wellness

thedailywellness.com
What it is: Notice how you've learned to measure your worth through what you spend on others. This week, examine the belief that expensive gifts prove you care more, and explore whether generosity is really about cost or about genuine care. Question whether straining your budget to impress others is actually kind to anyone, including yourself. Example scenarios: Feeling guilty about giving a homemade gift because it "looks cheap," even though you put real thought into it. Spending beyond your means during holidays because you believe the price tag reflects how much you love someone. Judging other people's gifts by their cost and assuming cheaper gifts mean less care. Feeling embarrassed about your budget limitations, as if having less money makes you less generous. Believing that thoughtful, free gestures (time, presence, handwritten notes) don't "count" as real gifts. Why it works: Many people learned that worth is tied to what you can provide materially. But gifts that strain your budget create resentment and stress, which isn't generous to anyone. Real giving honors both the receiver and yourself. Try this: Set a realistic spending cap that fits your budget without strain. Then choose one "good-enough" standard: homemade, secondhand, experiences, or heartfelt words. Reframe this week: Instead of "expensive gifts prove I care more," think "my worth and my care aren't measured by price tags." Celebrate this: Every time you choose a gift that fits your reality instead of stretching to impress, you're practicing the belief that your presence matters more than your purchasing power.
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
bonniethederpatron.bsky.social
OLDER. WOMAN. 😭 Fuck. When you realize you're closer to middle aged than you are to your 20's 😬
faierius.bsky.social Kristin 🇨🇦 @faierius.bsky.social · 15d
What the actual fuck is this bullshit??? I joke that people think anyone over 20 is on the shelf, as it were, but...seriously???
a picture of Ralph from the Simpsons with the caption "get yourself an older woman born between 1998 and 2001 and settle down
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM