The Bonsai Treehouse
@bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
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Greetings, and welcome to the me: I'm a cheeky 31 year-old poly autistic demi-boy (he/they). I make games with @ppu512.bsky.social and I enjoy annoying people by reading too much into everything. Whatever “fun times” may bring, let it be brought!
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bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
Thanks to everyone for their patience: our demo is now compatible with PC, Mac, Linux AND Steam Deck!
tahitiandriftin.bsky.social
Do you have a need?

...a need for speed?

We know you do, and you're in luck, race fans, because the Tahitian Driftin demo has been released just in time for #SteamNextFest!

Download it today!

#indiedev #gamedev #racing #arcade #pixelart #lowpoly

store.steampowered.com/app/3565460/...
Tahitian Driftin' on Steam
A tropical anti-gravity racing game from the depths of a long-lost arcade cabinet that will have you cruising through lush, remote Polynesian islands with a draft-based boost system that fosters tight...
store.steampowered.com
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kamimagic.bsky.social
Just a reminder, find joy in the resistance anywhere you can!

Sign up to find your community for the No Kings on October 18th!

#ProudBlue

Video credit: kris.and.mike/IG
bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
First there’s jesters, then clowns, then fools and oafs and DUNCES…

And then there’s Starmer.
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phantosanucca.bsky.social
The United Kingdom is not a valid country, and it deserves mockery on an international scale.

Calling their government "clown shit" would be unfair to something with that much colour and whimsy.
gamesmarkt.bsky.social
UK Gouvernment: Payment Processors Can Ban NSFW Content
According to the UK treasury, payment processors are in the right and the gouvernment has no plans to step in. This puts it in direct contrast to what artists and the UK games industry have asked for.
www.gamesmarket.global/en/business/...
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lexialex.bsky.social
Please donate to Abo Jameel's fundraiser or share it
engabojameel37.bsky.social
I send you in a faint voice full of fatigue and despair. If you stop donations, we will waste our lives inside our worn-out tent. No food, no clothing, no blankets, no work. Do not break my kids hearts. They need $250 urgently to secure them.
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bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
FPS game with spud guns, spit wads and elastic band flingers
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nicterhorst.com
This means if you're in the UK and haven't signed this yet, please do. At 100k signatures they have to discuss it again.

Literally the least you can do!!
gamesmarkt.bsky.social
UK Gouvernment: Payment Processors Can Ban NSFW Content
According to the UK treasury, payment processors are in the right and the gouvernment has no plans to step in. This puts it in direct contrast to what artists and the UK games industry have asked for.
www.gamesmarket.global/en/business/...
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edzitron.com
Every single AI data center is a toxic investment, with most of its value tied up in GPUs that will be multiple generations behind by the time these things turn on - and then die in 3-5 years.

All to build for AI demand that doesn't exist.
edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...
Actually, wait - how long do GPUs last, exactly? Four years for training? Three years? The A100 GPU started shipping in May 2020, and the H100 (and the Hopper GPU generation) entered full production in September 2022, meaning that we’re hurtling at speed toward the time in which we’re going to start seeing a remarkable amount of chips start wearing down, which should be a concern for companies like Microsoft, who bought 150,000 Hopper GPUs in 2023 and 485,000 of them in 2024.
Alright, let me just be blunt: the entire economy of debt around GPUs is insane.
Assuming these things don’t die within five years (their warranties generally end in three), their value absolutely will, as NVIDIA has committed to releasing a new AI chip every single year, likely with significant increases to power and power efficiency. At the end of the five year period, the Special Purpose Vehicle will be the proud owner of five-year-old chips that nobody is going to want to rent at the price that Elon Musk has been paying for the last five years. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the rental prices for H100 GPUs that went from $8-an-hour in 2023 to $2-an-hour in 2024, or the Silicon Data Indexes (aggregated realtime indexes of hourly prices) that show H100 rentals at around $2.14-an-hour and A100 rentals at a dollar-an-hour, with Vast.AI offering them at as little as $0.67 an hour.
This is, by the way, a problem that faces literally every data center being built in the world, and I feel insane talking about it. It feels like nobody is talking about how impossible and ridiculous all of this is - it’s one thing that OpenAI has promised one trillion dollars to people - it’s another that large swaths of that will be spent on hardware that will, by the end of these agreements, be half-obsolete and generating less revenue than ever.
Think about it - let’s assume we live in a fantasy land where OpenAI is somehow able to pay Oracle $300 billion over 5 years. Said money is paying for access to Blackwell…
bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
Hey, I’m just sayin’…

(Awkwardly shuffles away while whistling nonchalantly)
bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
You know, repeated blowing will only corrode the port over time with small particles of moisture and I could be financially reprimanded for potential damage to hardware.

Basically, I don’t want to make you wet…

…I suggest you invest in an anti-dust cover instead.

To like…plug that port up?
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craigburley.com
Machado has embraced the United States's indiscriminate murder of Venezuelan mariners in international and Venezuelan waters in the Caribbean Sea. She thinks it will help her gain power.

This is your white "peace".
reuters.com
BREAKING: Venezuela's Maria Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025 reut.rs/42uh3Aw
bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
Finally played BALATRO and after bouncing off the endless-loop random-run deck building where I have less agency over my own actions than I’m told while tutorial text for mechanics that are won’t be relevant for hours yet is vomited in my face, I have now become the “This fucking sucks actually” guy
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chanda.blacksky.app
nobel peace prize goes to Trump’s little extrajudical murder supporting friend

What a pack of fucking loser weirdos that panel is
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tbskyen.com
Literally everyone knew it would happen, but I didn't think it'd be that soon or that catastrophoc
404media.co
BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-discord-...
The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare
A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...
www.404media.co
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oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
Only candidates from the year PRIOR are considered for THIS year’s Nobel Peace Prize for reasons that I hope are self-evident, so Trump and his bootlickers are kidding themselves if they ever seriously thought they were ever in the running at all…not that it will stop them throwing a tantrum anyway.
briantylercohen.bsky.social
Breaking: Trump has officially lost the Nobel Peace Prize.

Instead, the Nobel committee is awarding the leader of the opposition in Venezuela for supporting “democracy over dictatorship.”
Trump Loses Nobel Peace Prize He Shamelessly Campaigned For
The Norwegian Nobel Committee on Friday said the recognition would instead go to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado.
time.com
bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
Though even if Netanyahu were forced to stop against his own will, this will still be an uneasy peace that doesn’t solve the root systemic problem that was put in place by various assorted powers, the British government being one of the most significant.
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duendeonfuego.bsky.social
Dance party protests might be one of the best moves right now.

These make fascists look ridiculous, counter the "Portland is dangerous" narrative, and showcase joy and community at a time when those things are in short supply. Keep it up.
courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
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weinberg.social
film producers should not refer to movies as "content."
culturecrave.co
Jason Blum says Hollywood should 'embrace AI' and viewers 'don't care if what they’re looking at is AI"

"it’s here to stay. It’s very important to use it ethically and legally, and for studios and guilds to protect the copyright of the artists"

(via Variety)
bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
None of this will have any affect on Netanyahu just ordering even more strikes anyway. “Peace” to him just means “nobody left to speak for the dead”.
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
NEVER FREAKING MIND
wario64.bsky.social
Close to You (Nintendo) updated video posted on Nintendo Today with Pikmin www.vooks.net/nintendos-se...
bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social
So that Nintendo baby animation thing: there’s something that bugs me about the “new Pikmin game” theory.

The music used would back it up, but aren’t humans extinct in the Pikmin world per Miyamoto san’s own words?

Either it’s Pikmin 5 with a time travel mechanic or it’s not really Pikmin at all.
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