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Archie (Commissions closed)
@boutporkintime.bsky.social
Anti-fascist illustrator of SFW and NSFW work.
Over 30 Y.O. No RP.
DNI: Minors or people under 18.
Socials and commissions: https://linktr.ee/porkintime
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Managed to get this out yesterday evening while taking a break from convention stuff. I decided to make my personal OC dress more like how I would irl.

#art
Actually had to stop myself. It’s getting too late! The earliest acts are always the most difficult but at least they’re nearly done.
Writer’s block finally lifted.
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Hey, instead of yelling at people about not using Alt text, if it's really important with you, post the alt text in comments.

Accessibility is important, yes, but let's not forget that people have different levels of energy to provide them.

It is not always malicious intent.
i think the accessibility features on bluesky are great but because i don't use the platform often, i always forget they're there. whenever i post my art, i post the same thing on all my socials at the same time, so it's a lot of copypasting.
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Writer’s block finally lifted.
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Some say it is illegal to arrest a sitting president. It is not. The president is subject to the law like everyone. That none have been arrested in the U.S. is only a policy internal to the DOJ based on the need for continuity of government operations--a policy that never imagined a criminal POTUS.
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
U.S. gun culture is so weird, in particular when it involves with religion.
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Having Coldstone for the first time in 11 years. Last time my father visited in 2014 before he died the following year we went every day he was here. Was completely burnt out and still kinda am but we have a gift card. 😅
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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oops
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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you know, after i lost my job, which was one week before surgery, i spent about a
month lying down and playing Cyberpunk 2077.

and i thought: THIS is nicer
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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i can't believe we're hurtling into the cyberpunk future but we don't even have any of the cool shit. if a corporation is going to own me I at least want to smoke a cigarette in a dingy, neon-lit bar while a bartender with a robot arm despondently cleans a glass next to me
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
God's cruelest joke on man was making bears cute as hell but much too dangerous for most anyone to interact with.
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I took a look at the information myself further on in the original thread. Twitter's new hellsite algorithm is designed for you to been seen only if you give Elon money. Actually, if you start a *brand new* account, your "score" is negative.

No one will see you.. unless you pay. Amazing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.

Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just bought that Horses game.
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've always pondered doing a YCH but I just really can't get into the idea.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Yes, please, Jesus Christ!! 😭🙏
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM