Chuck Sudo
@bportseasoning.bsky.social
Chicagoan. Writer. Cyclist. Budding flâneur. Gourmand. Guy who knows a guy. Navy vet. Wise ass.
I’m waiting for two more ugly Christmas sweaters including this year’s edition from the CTA. You can never have enough and this one has a perfect sentiment for this holiday and year.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m waiting for two more ugly Christmas sweaters including this year’s edition from the CTA. You can never have enough and this one has a perfect sentiment for this holiday and year.
Bless the newsroom at WIRED. They put Elon Musk's claims that one could use Grok's "Unhinged" mode to roast friends to the test. Turns out that, much like Musk's other promises, this also failed to deliver. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk Said Grok’s Roasts Would Be ‘Epic’ at Parties—So I Tried It on My Coworkers
It went about as well as you’d expect.
www.wired.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Bless the newsroom at WIRED. They put Elon Musk's claims that one could use Grok's "Unhinged" mode to roast friends to the test. Turns out that, much like Musk's other promises, this also failed to deliver. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
This still happens at Palmisano Park, despite the signage that says the hill is not for sledding. Then when the cheap sleds break and the collapsed cardboard boxes shred from being soaked, they leave them there for the Park District to dispose. #America
I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing, yeah we would sled down hills in the winter with whatever we had on hand, toboggans, crazy carpets, tubes 😂 someone always got injured because of jumps on the hills or wipeouts #Canada
Credit to momodoulk
Credit to momodoulk
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This still happens at Palmisano Park, despite the signage that says the hill is not for sledding. Then when the cheap sleds break and the collapsed cardboard boxes shred from being soaked, they leave them there for the Park District to dispose. #America
Peter Thiel is disturbingly obsessed with the Antichrist. Almost as if he's trying to deflect others from scrutinizing him as being the genuine article.
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Peter Thiel is disturbingly obsessed with the Antichrist. Almost as if he's trying to deflect others from scrutinizing him as being the genuine article.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Ross Douthat is 45.
Once a goon…
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Ross Douthat is 45.
The NYT has a long way to go to report on Trump's age and frailty the way they did his predecessor. But this is a start. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The NYT has a long way to go to report on Trump's age and frailty the way they did his predecessor. But this is a start. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Josh Barro could be bluffed in a game of Uno.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Josh Barro could be bluffed in a game of Uno.
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
This morning on his podcast, Dan Savage declared RFK Jr. "the face of felching" and there is no amount of alcohol or drugs that can scrub that image from my brain.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This morning on his podcast, Dan Savage declared RFK Jr. "the face of felching" and there is no amount of alcohol or drugs that can scrub that image from my brain.
Reposted by Chuck Sudo
Look I just try to live my life so that if Isaac Chotiner ever interviews me I will have nothing to be worried about. As a heuristic, I think it’s pretty good
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Look I just try to live my life so that if Isaac Chotiner ever interviews me I will have nothing to be worried about. As a heuristic, I think it’s pretty good
"Alan Dershowitz" and "charismatic figure" are mutually exclusive terms. And the last time I saw Dana Loesch was on an informercial for a sketchy nutritional supplement.
Bari Weiss does not know "where the majority of Americans actually are."
Bari Weiss does not know "where the majority of Americans actually are."
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"Alan Dershowitz" and "charismatic figure" are mutually exclusive terms. And the last time I saw Dana Loesch was on an informercial for a sketchy nutritional supplement.
Bari Weiss does not know "where the majority of Americans actually are."
Bari Weiss does not know "where the majority of Americans actually are."
Nothing is ever truly buried on the Internet, and Isaac Chotiner is an expert miner of the arcane.
He always wants the smoke.
He always wants the smoke.
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Nothing is ever truly buried on the Internet, and Isaac Chotiner is an expert miner of the arcane.
He always wants the smoke.
He always wants the smoke.
Rogue One should be number two, imo.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Rogue One should be number two, imo.
Congressman Cyclops was acting like an American tourist in Mexico instead of a government official? Shocked, I tell ya.
News: CIA officials in Mexico City sent a cable to Langley flagging Rep. Dan Crenshaw’s behavior during an August delegation meeting — raising concerns about drinking and decorum in front of Mexican officials.
Full story:
punchbowl.news/article/hous...
Full story:
punchbowl.news/article/hous...
CIA in Mexico raised concerns about Crenshaw to Langley
CIA officials in Mexico sent a cable to the agency’s headquarters, alarmed at Rep. Dan Crenshaw’s behavior during a congressional delegation meeting.
punchbowl.news
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Congressman Cyclops was acting like an American tourist in Mexico instead of a government official? Shocked, I tell ya.
My fellow men: Try therapy first, before passing your traumas and biases to the next generation. If that doesn't work, continue with the therapy and get vasectomies.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My fellow men: Try therapy first, before passing your traumas and biases to the next generation. If that doesn't work, continue with the therapy and get vasectomies.
Musk loses genius cred every time he speaks.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Musk loses genius cred every time he speaks.
Notable here that Nuzzi missed one of her editing assignments for the new VF issue. One she fulfilled, though, was her book excerpt.
The forthcoming print edition of Vanity Fair includes an abstract nude portrait of Olivia Nuzzi, @nataliekorach.bsky.social reports, writing about how the growing scandal is raising questions about the decision making at the magazine.
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Condé’s Nuzzi Conundrum
Inside Condé Nast's media drama: Gabriel Nuzzi's revelations spark controversy, exposing internal tensions and unfolding newsroom dynamics with dramatic flair.
www.status.news
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Notable here that Nuzzi missed one of her editing assignments for the new VF issue. One she fulfilled, though, was her book excerpt.
I spent the day tending to my dog, making soups and staying away from doomscrolling. I need to do that more often.
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I spent the day tending to my dog, making soups and staying away from doomscrolling. I need to do that more often.
Sunny memes rival Simpsons memes, at this point.
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sunny memes rival Simpsons memes, at this point.
This should be Hochul’s campaign, if she faces Stefanik in the general.
Governor Hochul on Elise Stefanik doubling down on her claims that Mamdani is a “jihadist.”
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This should be Hochul’s campaign, if she faces Stefanik in the general.
There’s a tweet for everything, even on Trump’s Playskool version of Twitter.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There’s a tweet for everything, even on Trump’s Playskool version of Twitter.
These jagoff can’t be trusted with water pistols, let alone long guns.
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
These jagoff can’t be trusted with water pistols, let alone long guns.
Monday’s episode of The Daily is going to be interesting. (Unless the topic is MTG resigning from Congress and the NYT sent a reporter to diners in her district to ask for their opinions on the move.)
Lol at NYT, after everything, having to roll with a smiling triumphant Mamdani looking down on Trump as lead story
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Monday’s episode of The Daily is going to be interesting. (Unless the topic is MTG resigning from Congress and the NYT sent a reporter to diners in her district to ask for their opinions on the move.)
I'll use this to promote independent journalists and news outlets that aren't using their platforms as revenge porn.
ryan lizza is a bad person
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'll use this to promote independent journalists and news outlets that aren't using their platforms as revenge porn.