Chuck Sudo
@bportseasoning.bsky.social
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Chicagoan. Writer. Cyclist. Budding flâneur. Gourmand. Guy who knows a guy. Navy vet. Wise ass.
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bportseasoning.bsky.social
It's "stick to (sports/music/film)," but for religion.
bportseasoning.bsky.social
"Come at the king, you best not miss."

And also, do your homework. David Simon could have lopped Ari Shapiro's head off here.
junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
bportseasoning.bsky.social
Was he white knuckling something?
unraveledpress.com
An agent testified in federal court in Chicago today that Bovino needed an MRI and is on two weeks bedrest for "a groin injury" he sustained during last week's protest
bportseasoning.bsky.social
You can’t be autistic if you can’t develop an excessive buildup of smegma. And you can’t do that if don’t have a foreskin.
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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joshtpm.bsky.social
Sorry Jews
acyn.bsky.social
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
bportseasoning.bsky.social
“With the baby in her placenta?” This moron’s health opinions are going to kill people.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
bportseasoning.bsky.social
Every day is a new "nothing bad can happen; it can only good happen" malapropism.
atrupar.com
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
bportseasoning.bsky.social
I had something snarky to say about this. But Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. There is a remote chance Trump could be awarded it as appeasement, even as his heavily armed, untrained ICE goons terrorize the country.
bportseasoning.bsky.social
Before she was elected to Congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene hounded survivors of the Parkland, Fla. school shooting with conspiracy theories. Wolf Blitzer's claim that she is [checks notes] a "courageous politician" and a "loving mother" need to be fact-checked.
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Following MTG's lengthy CNN sitdown interview, Wolf Blitzer tells her:

"You‘re a courageous politician, but more important, a loving mother. Thanks very much for coming in. We hope you‘ll come back here in the Situation Room."
bportseasoning.bsky.social
Missed the Chicago screening. Will have to mix a martini for this.
bencollins.bsky.social
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET.

Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!
bportseasoning.bsky.social
When I named editor of Chicagoist a lifetime or two ago, if my first words to the staff were "let's do the fucking news," they would all have had the right to resign en masse.
bportseasoning.bsky.social
Gave myself a day to decompress from (waves arms around like a wacky inflatable man) and Gott in Himmel, the Bari Weiss era of CBS News is already off to a rollicking start.
maxtani.bsky.social
Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."
bportseasoning.bsky.social
He could be talking about crime or that Jackson Park is the only 18-hole Park District golf course. Either way, he should keep the city's name out of his mouth.
atrupar.com
Trump on Chicago: "It's probably worse than almost any city in the world. You could go to Afghanistan, you could go to a lot of different places."
bportseasoning.bsky.social
I can’t wait for the NYT article where a reporter drives to a Midwestern diner to ask people if They unknowingly have health insurance.
atrupar.com
Dr Oz: "Some of the reasons that premiums are going up is because if you take people who didn't know they had insurance and therefore never put in any claims off the rolls, then you still have people who are charging enough to make up the difference. But I do think there are criminal elements."
bportseasoning.bsky.social
"I'm Ben Shapiro. I'm Michael Knowles. I'm Chris Rufo. I'm Bari's sister. All this, and Curtis Yarvin, tonight on '60 Minutes.'"
bportseasoning.bsky.social
Guess the bathroom and breakroom conditions at their facilities must be lacking for some reason. Also, the Third Amendment is going to become very important, sooner than we think.
bportseasoning.bsky.social
I’m more concerned about the midterms than 2028 prognostications and Q ratings.
lakshya.splitticket.org
Something that was a bit surprising to me this time around:

I tested the favorables of Vance, Trump, Gavin Newsom and AOC in our latest survey.

Newsom: 36/40 (-4)
AOC: 36/41 (-5)
Vance: 39/51 (-12)
Trump: 42/57 (-15)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
bportseasoning.bsky.social
With a video bomb by me at the end.
chicritmass.bsky.social
Leonard riding his Penny Farthing on the Chicago Southside CriticalMass bicycle ride on Friday. #Chicago
bportseasoning.bsky.social
Apparently, a bad diet and refusal to listen to sound medical advice equals being “spiritually attacked.”

I’m betting that some vegetables will reverse the curse.
helldude.bsky.social
lets all stay dignified and remember that jordan was doing (canadian) politics the right way
bportseasoning.bsky.social
ICE *is* waging war in the Chicago area and other cities. Which is why, if Pritzker was given a mandate of "mobilize the National Guard or I will" by Trump, he *should* have called Trump's bluff and mobilized the Guard to protect residents from ICE.

If not now, when?
dlknowles.bsky.social
It is insane how she keeps describing Chicago as a "war zone", when the only warlike things happening here are all DHS operations
cbgoodman.co
The third amendment is about to get very relevant.