Heptaherpahepatoligst
@braindouche.bsky.social
ReactJS hater, CSS Addict, about to get really annoying about #a11y, scholar of the Bluntstone Conspectus, Factorio enjoyer, it is illegal for you not to show me pictures of your cat.
Trans rights are human rights
she/her
Trans rights are human rights
she/her
Pinned
@braindouche.bsky.social as promised you were right and I was wrong Bluesky is exactly what I needed
I'm having this carved on my tombstone.
most non-canonically queer character? Riker.
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 AM
most non-canonically queer character? Riker.
What to do with my evening? I could get some writing done, or read or OH I KNOW I CAN PLAY 7 HOURS OF FACTORIO WHILE GRINDING THROUGH THE GIANT PLAYLIST OF A LISTACLE VIDEO @hmsnofun.bsky.social JUST POSTED ON YOUTUBE
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 AM
What to do with my evening? I could get some writing done, or read or OH I KNOW I CAN PLAY 7 HOURS OF FACTORIO WHILE GRINDING THROUGH THE GIANT PLAYLIST OF A LISTACLE VIDEO @hmsnofun.bsky.social JUST POSTED ON YOUTUBE
Bluesky, stop being cowards. Stop removing Minnesota from trending topics.
January 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Bluesky, stop being cowards. Stop removing Minnesota from trending topics.
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War is Peace = Board of Peace
Freedom is Slavery = Freedom250
Ignorance is Strength = Patriotic Education
Freedom is Slavery = Freedom250
Ignorance is Strength = Patriotic Education
January 22, 2026 at 8:50 PM
War is Peace = Board of Peace
Freedom is Slavery = Freedom250
Ignorance is Strength = Patriotic Education
Freedom is Slavery = Freedom250
Ignorance is Strength = Patriotic Education
🚨POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC🚨
It's been launch week crunch at work recently, and George here is extremely unimpressed.
It's been launch week crunch at work recently, and George here is extremely unimpressed.
January 22, 2026 at 6:42 AM
🚨POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC🚨
It's been launch week crunch at work recently, and George here is extremely unimpressed.
It's been launch week crunch at work recently, and George here is extremely unimpressed.
The more I learn about Ruby the programming language, the more I think it might benefit from a The Good Parts subset
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The more I learn about Ruby the programming language, the more I think it might benefit from a The Good Parts subset
Here's something absurd to distract you: we live in a very confusing time, where there are at least three but possibly as many as five Brian's Cox are active performers in the entertainment industry.
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Here's something absurd to distract you: we live in a very confusing time, where there are at least three but possibly as many as five Brian's Cox are active performers in the entertainment industry.
Ok I know that making an entire brand utterly obsessed with the most bonkers psychedelic moments from children's television of the 60s and 70s is going to be a niche interest but the view counts on The Creatures of Yes are abysmal and you should check it out.
youtube.com/@thecreature...
youtube.com/@thecreature...
The Creatures of Yes
A television show that leaked out of a crack in the wall.
youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Ok I know that making an entire brand utterly obsessed with the most bonkers psychedelic moments from children's television of the 60s and 70s is going to be a niche interest but the view counts on The Creatures of Yes are abysmal and you should check it out.
youtube.com/@thecreature...
youtube.com/@thecreature...
According to Twitter, someone just tried to hack my Twitter account. My account has therefore been locked.
Good riddance.
Good riddance.
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
According to Twitter, someone just tried to hack my Twitter account. My account has therefore been locked.
Good riddance.
Good riddance.
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Hey, I want to offer some helpful tips for coping with the cold for ICE folks who might have come from warmer places.
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
Good morning to fuckers in our neighborhood kidnapping our neighbors! Can you see the city skyline? No? You’re wondering if Minneapolis burned down again overnight? Oh no, sweetie. That’s ice crystals in the air . It looks like it will get to around -8F without windchill! Please enjoy your stay!
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey, I want to offer some helpful tips for coping with the cold for ICE folks who might have come from warmer places.
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
That's "your royal highness" or "ma'am" to you, bucko.
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
That's "your royal highness" or "ma'am" to you, bucko.
Can someone please explain to me why so many people have integrated hating Will Stancil into their online personalities? I learned about the guy yesterday and so far he appears to be pretty goddamned based.
January 17, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Can someone please explain to me why so many people have integrated hating Will Stancil into their online personalities? I learned about the guy yesterday and so far he appears to be pretty goddamned based.
Ok wtf bluesky lists are showing reposts now?
January 17, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Ok wtf bluesky lists are showing reposts now?
Jonathan Ross, ICE agent, and his "internal bleeding."
YouTube video by Qualia Redux
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January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Like, I don't find his games all that fun to play but even I can recognize that more Kojima games is way more interesting than fewer Kojima games.
Anyway do you want to find out what kind of trouble he gets into if he gets bored?
Anyway do you want to find out what kind of trouble he gets into if he gets bored?
I don't wanna overly lionize Kojima as even those of us who love his work ALSO know very intimately all his failings and there are a ton of devs below AAA level with a more rounded version of that skillset.
... But people keep giving him bag to make shit with so hell yeah w/e
... But people keep giving him bag to make shit with so hell yeah w/e
January 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Like, I don't find his games all that fun to play but even I can recognize that more Kojima games is way more interesting than fewer Kojima games.
Anyway do you want to find out what kind of trouble he gets into if he gets bored?
Anyway do you want to find out what kind of trouble he gets into if he gets bored?
In case you were wondering, I will never ever ever see anything you reskeet. Quote skeets I will see, and regular posts I will see.
It's terrific and you should try it some time.
It's terrific and you should try it some time.
January 15, 2026 at 11:40 AM
In case you were wondering, I will never ever ever see anything you reskeet. Quote skeets I will see, and regular posts I will see.
It's terrific and you should try it some time.
It's terrific and you should try it some time.
But the real thing I want to know is:
Is anyone besides me enthused about Code Vein 2?
Is anyone besides me enthused about Code Vein 2?
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 AM
But the real thing I want to know is:
Is anyone besides me enthused about Code Vein 2?
Is anyone besides me enthused about Code Vein 2?
I'm afraid I have to conclude that Mountain Dew Code Red Zero and Diet Mountain Dew Code Red are not equivalent. The old diet had a stronger flavor. Someone needs to tell the universe and PepsiCo that's backwards.
January 11, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I'm afraid I have to conclude that Mountain Dew Code Red Zero and Diet Mountain Dew Code Red are not equivalent. The old diet had a stronger flavor. Someone needs to tell the universe and PepsiCo that's backwards.
So I'm watching Poor Things. I don't know what I expected, but this definitely wasn't it. Most of it, anyway.
January 10, 2026 at 7:16 AM
So I'm watching Poor Things. I don't know what I expected, but this definitely wasn't it. Most of it, anyway.
Because I love Willem Dafoe and Willem Dafoe movies, I decided I should watch all his movies. I then learned there's like 150 of them and I won't be doing that after all lol
January 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Because I love Willem Dafoe and Willem Dafoe movies, I decided I should watch all his movies. I then learned there's like 150 of them and I won't be doing that after all lol
I'm getting real tired of this growing respect for Marco Rubio I didn't consent to because he's running around looking like the informed and competent adult in the room purely by contrast.
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I'm getting real tired of this growing respect for Marco Rubio I didn't consent to because he's running around looking like the informed and competent adult in the room purely by contrast.
As your resident local AI hater, allow me to present an excellent example of how small, local LLMs that you train yourself can be leveraged for specific tasks and improve accessibility for yourself and others.
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:58 AM
As your resident local AI hater, allow me to present an excellent example of how small, local LLMs that you train yourself can be leveraged for specific tasks and improve accessibility for yourself and others.
Uhhh... Sprained my knee sleeping once, I guess
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Uhhh... Sprained my knee sleeping once, I guess
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Almost done with the new Stranger Things, just got the finale left and people had a lot of complaints and while valid, none of them bothered me that much. Honestly the biggest plothole of the season is that a lesbian saying it was "obvious after awhile" that another girl was into her.
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Almost done with the new Stranger Things, just got the finale left and people had a lot of complaints and while valid, none of them bothered me that much. Honestly the biggest plothole of the season is that a lesbian saying it was "obvious after awhile" that another girl was into her.
I agree, but I would also point out that transition took two solid generations to really work through.
One of my most obnoxious takes is that the death of cursive has been inevitable since fountain pens moved from an essential writing instrument to a hobby. Ball point pens suck for cursive.
Cursive was a derivative of using quills and fountain pens. Everytime the quill was lifted from or placed onto paper or parchment, the risk of making a mess was high. Ball point pens don't have this problem.
January 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I agree, but I would also point out that transition took two solid generations to really work through.