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The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother

@braindouche.bsky.social

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ReactJS hater, CSS Addict, about to get really annoying about #a11y, scholar of the Bluntstone Conspectus, Factorio enjoyer, it is illegal for you not to show me pictures of your cat. Trans rights are human rights she/her

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The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · Nov 28

I'm having this carved on my tombstone.

Katie Muppet @katiemuppet.bsky.social · Nov 28

@braindouche.bsky.social as promised you were right and I was wrong Bluesky is exactly what I needed

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 6h

Having listened to your critique of your own show for years, your personal standards are *shockingly* high, way way beyond the extremely solid self-hating-podcast bit

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 6h

Wife is getting a hoodie AND looking into what's going on in PDX to figure out why it's so awesome.

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The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 6h

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for salted caramel brownies that includes tide pods.

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 8h

And their hoodies have extended sizing!

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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 8h

Minor medical situation on the flight and it’s cool that my wife is able to jump up and help out when they ask for a licensed medical professional.

One day someone will need a regular expression so I stay ready.

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The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 10h

Oh yeah. In the same way that it is known to cats owners that cats are Kind Of Evil And Have Sinister Plans But Lack Thumbs, bird people will gladly tell you, they're total jerks.

Even our favorite birds.

*Especially* our favorite birds.

Ass. Holes.

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 10h

I know fika is a sort of swedish take on Afternoon Tea, but is it also a coffee recipe?

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 10h

Birds are assholes, Dave.

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The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 13h

Yup. Number two best thing about generous immigration is killer restaurants.

Number one is fewer people like the RAN by percentage.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13h

going by the decor, is this not TGI Fridays?

Someone on Twitter posted a photo of themselves doing a happy dance as they receive a hot plate of fajitas. Then "Raw Egg Nationalist" on Twitter retweets them, writing: It's incredible that these people exist, but they really do. These are the people who justify the demographic replacement of Western countries in terms of the variety of street food and how many different kinds of fried-meat-and-vegetables in flatbread they can buy.

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 13h

This is the way.

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 16h

Dear goddess you just come by all of it honestly.

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 16h

Hooray!

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 16h

Absolutely guaranteed there is a nofap betting strategy and I refuse to Google it

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 21h

Had a date once with a 6 foot girl who didn't realize I was 5'4" after meeting twice before, so she wore 6 inch heels and she was all "oh I've made a mistake" and I was all "oh hell yeah" anyway after 10 years I wifed her because tall girls rule and I still can't reach the top shelf

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 21h

"Only girls are being asked" no the fuck they're not. Less fuss is surfacing because we notice transmen less (FOR REASONS) and because "token girl on the football team" has been a thing for 50 years and "token girl on the wrestling team" for 30 years.

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The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 1d

This is a 10 year old photo of protesters being awesome in, like, Toronto I think?

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 1d

Furries, kpop stans, teen Cosmo, the onion, and Wikipedia. We will win but it will be messy.

Alvaro Falcone @pjwm.bsky.social · 2d

Can't actually believe we're going to be saved from 21st Century fascism by the furries.

FFS

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 2d

Corn, absolutely. Corn subsidies though?

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 2d

I dunno, Sarah Taber makes the whole subject super interesting. youtube.com/@farmtotaber...

Farm to Taber

Farms, food, and money! I'm a small farmer, crop scientist, and ex-farm worker.

youtube.com

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The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 2d

Like please do a science, I'm begging you

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 2d

I've come to learn that the Ruby on Rails community is pretty smug about this too.

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 2d

Basically, but also deeply irony poisoned. Which surprises me to say now that I say it out loud.

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 3d

Nice! In my defense, I really dig for the weirdest books I can find. So far homestuck is just goofy silly, it's not grinding into deep weirdness yet.

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The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 3d

Cool, thanks!

The Lesbian Himbo Den Mother @braindouche.bsky.social · 4d

I don't know what Guinea Pig is but context clues are telling me it's fucked up and can you point me in the direction of more information please because that's my jam.