Also apropos
Wish my government loved me as much as it loves bombing other countries
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Also apropos
Only took 6 months lmfao, now’s your chance world!
IF THE UNITED STATES INTERFERES AND FORCES A REGIME CHANGE IN A COUNTRY ACROSS THE WORLD, I SINCERELY HOPE THAT ANOTHER COUNTRY WILL LIBERATE AMERICA FROM THIS OPPRESSIVE TRUMP REGIME. Jesus Christ I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Only took 6 months lmfao, now’s your chance world!
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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What is my new years resolution?
Oh, well, my new years resolution would be...
To be Happy
AH HUH HUH
Oh, well, my new years resolution would be...
To be Happy
AH HUH HUH
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What is my new years resolution?
Oh, well, my new years resolution would be...
To be Happy
AH HUH HUH
Oh, well, my new years resolution would be...
To be Happy
AH HUH HUH
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We are all God's left joycon and we’ve started drifting
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We are all God's left joycon and we’ve started drifting
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
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🚨 NEW: A majority of Americans now support Medicare for All even if it ends private insurance and raises taxes. The tipping point is here because the ACA is failing to keep health care affordable. New polling shows a 50-point shift in just six years.
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
🚨 NEW: A majority of Americans now support Medicare for All even if it ends private insurance and raises taxes. The tipping point is here because the ACA is failing to keep health care affordable. New polling shows a 50-point shift in just six years.
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Friends
Boobs
Money
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Money
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friends, beach, and penis 😍😍
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Friends
Boobs
Money
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Boobs
Money
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I think it’s time we pull the plug on the internet. We had a good run but unfortunately (like everything humans touch), this has turned into a pile of garbage and the world is not a better place.
October 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I think it’s time we pull the plug on the internet. We had a good run but unfortunately (like everything humans touch), this has turned into a pile of garbage and the world is not a better place.
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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
HELLO????????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FLAMING FUCK???????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
This country is cooked
This country is cooked
New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
HELLO????????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FLAMING FUCK???????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
This country is cooked
This country is cooked
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Minneapolis has been so fun and thematically accurate 😇🐻
October 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Minneapolis has been so fun and thematically accurate 😇🐻
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Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
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✝️ Rapture Update - Grimace has been raptured
September 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
✝️ Rapture Update - Grimace has been raptured
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