Hobbit, large yet small
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kind of a dorkwad shrug emoji
Will probably mostly be posts about riding the bus and my little projects
Will probably mostly be posts about riding the bus and my little projects
I’m going to start posting on facebook again so two specific women in their 70s can see what I’m up to
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m going to start posting on facebook again so two specific women in their 70s can see what I’m up to
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You're the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men, I'm the guy providing emotional support for the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men via a gentle hand on the shoulder, we are not the same (I'm your rock)
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You're the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men, I'm the guy providing emotional support for the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men via a gentle hand on the shoulder, we are not the same (I'm your rock)
Why yes I did purchase the complete series of Crazy Ex Girlfriend today for $19.99 😎
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Why yes I did purchase the complete series of Crazy Ex Girlfriend today for $19.99 😎
I acquired baby yesterday
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I acquired baby yesterday
United healthcare commercial with a Beach Boys song pissing me off this morning
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
United healthcare commercial with a Beach Boys song pissing me off this morning
“I’m excited about um the minion”
Me too, girl
Me too, girl
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“I’m excited about um the minion”
Me too, girl
Me too, girl
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extremely scary episode this week
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
extremely scary episode this week
Worked a 9 hour shift today but the last hour and a half were decorating a Xmas tree
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Worked a 9 hour shift today but the last hour and a half were decorating a Xmas tree
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You're laughing? We'll be cleaning up Solar Spills for decades, light will be coming out of peoples kitchen faucets. Baby ducks will be covered in sunshine...
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You're laughing? We'll be cleaning up Solar Spills for decades, light will be coming out of peoples kitchen faucets. Baby ducks will be covered in sunshine...
Me after being like 9 months behind on the switch from clouds to butterfly
oh no i now have the updated bsky app icon and it suuuuuucks
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Me after being like 9 months behind on the switch from clouds to butterfly
I did at least get to walk home with a baguette poking out of my bag today
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I did at least get to walk home with a baguette poking out of my bag today
Okay so three days to finish my Halloween costume that I basically haven’t started… let’s gooooo !
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Okay so three days to finish my Halloween costume that I basically haven’t started… let’s gooooo !
I love the feeling of dry swallowing a DayQuil
October 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I love the feeling of dry swallowing a DayQuil
Trying to learn more about sewing is always so fascinating because you’ll watch a 20 minute video where someone did 100 hours of work and they are so casual about it
October 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Trying to learn more about sewing is always so fascinating because you’ll watch a 20 minute video where someone did 100 hours of work and they are so casual about it
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the silence of the apes
October 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the silence of the apes
Rotated “how you spend your days is how you spend your life” in my brain long enough to quit my job that I’ve hated for a year
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Rotated “how you spend your days is how you spend your life” in my brain long enough to quit my job that I’ve hated for a year
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*Catholics perform Catholicism Catholically.*
“what is this, some kind of weird pagan Earth worshipping hippy ritual?”
“what is this, some kind of weird pagan Earth worshipping hippy ritual?”
October 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
*Catholics perform Catholicism Catholically.*
“what is this, some kind of weird pagan Earth worshipping hippy ritual?”
“what is this, some kind of weird pagan Earth worshipping hippy ritual?”
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(explaining the nanny to my 35 year old gamer child) yeah so it's sort of a mom-like with survival elements
September 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
(explaining the nanny to my 35 year old gamer child) yeah so it's sort of a mom-like with survival elements
I’ve started filling my novelty ice trays with fruity teas so I’m always just a moment away from a fun little drink
September 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’ve started filling my novelty ice trays with fruity teas so I’m always just a moment away from a fun little drink
american toad girl has been through it all
September 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
american toad girl has been through it all
Gonna pull out all my Animal Crossing amiibos and cards trying to summon news in a Nintendo Direct like it’s 2016 again
September 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Gonna pull out all my Animal Crossing amiibos and cards trying to summon news in a Nintendo Direct like it’s 2016 again
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my conscious: give it! give it right now!
my subconscious: *low growling*
my conscious: i mean it. you give me the score right this second!
my subconscious: *tilts head in confusion, whines*
my conscious: you.. don't have it. well then who the -fuck- is keeping the score?
my body:
my subconscious: *low growling*
my conscious: i mean it. you give me the score right this second!
my subconscious: *tilts head in confusion, whines*
my conscious: you.. don't have it. well then who the -fuck- is keeping the score?
my body:
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
my conscious: give it! give it right now!
my subconscious: *low growling*
my conscious: i mean it. you give me the score right this second!
my subconscious: *tilts head in confusion, whines*
my conscious: you.. don't have it. well then who the -fuck- is keeping the score?
my body:
my subconscious: *low growling*
my conscious: i mean it. you give me the score right this second!
my subconscious: *tilts head in confusion, whines*
my conscious: you.. don't have it. well then who the -fuck- is keeping the score?
my body:
I had a little lacroix in my water bottle when I got to work, meant to add soda water to it to make an even subtler lacroix but I accidentally hit the diet coke button and I love my new weird drink
September 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I had a little lacroix in my water bottle when I got to work, meant to add soda water to it to make an even subtler lacroix but I accidentally hit the diet coke button and I love my new weird drink
Sabrina Carpenter actually feels like a pop star they made in a lab to appeal to me
August 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sabrina Carpenter actually feels like a pop star they made in a lab to appeal to me