I have to assume they’re in tech, as it was a lily-white school just a 40-minute drive from Silicon Valley (and almost brand new when I went there, so whoever it is they’re younger than me)
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I have to assume they’re in tech, as it was a lily-white school just a 40-minute drive from Silicon Valley (and almost brand new when I went there, so whoever it is they’re younger than me)
And at your tribunal
I will sing a requieeeeem
I will sing a requieeeeem
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 7:20 AM
And at your tribunal
I will sing a requieeeeem
I will sing a requieeeeem
As is the case with everything in this administration, the willful ignorance that this is a bribe is meant to be enraging. The grift is meant to be enraging. As always, our only solace is that the core people involved will be sad/mad that they’re not as admired as they hoped
Ticket sales for the first lady’s documentary appear weak outside Washington, raising questions about whether Amazon will recoup its $75m spending
Can Melania Trump’s press tour save her from a box office flop?
Ticket sales for the first lady’s documentary appear weak outside Washington, raising questions about whether Amazon will recoup its $75m spending
www.thetimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
As is the case with everything in this administration, the willful ignorance that this is a bribe is meant to be enraging. The grift is meant to be enraging. As always, our only solace is that the core people involved will be sad/mad that they’re not as admired as they hoped
I feel almost bad for the low-level grifters, the ones trying to make a buck out of rooting for ICE. Half of the time they've actually tricked themselves into believing this position, while their more successful counterparts are obviously backed with real-deal money and know it's all just murder
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I feel almost bad for the low-level grifters, the ones trying to make a buck out of rooting for ICE. Half of the time they've actually tricked themselves into believing this position, while their more successful counterparts are obviously backed with real-deal money and know it's all just murder
The hottest new nightclub is Marty Supreme. It’s got Isaac Mizrahi talking about blowjobs, Mr. Wonderful engaging in spank play, and Abel Ferrara getting blown away by Penn Jillette
January 23, 2026 at 1:48 PM
The hottest new nightclub is Marty Supreme. It’s got Isaac Mizrahi talking about blowjobs, Mr. Wonderful engaging in spank play, and Abel Ferrara getting blown away by Penn Jillette
This often happens to people who get shot in the ear, the wound heals but migrates down to the hand and color corrects the skin to roughly the shade of a Platinum Dunes horror movie
January 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This often happens to people who get shot in the ear, the wound heals but migrates down to the hand and color corrects the skin to roughly the shade of a Platinum Dunes horror movie
Chat GPT tagline
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Chat GPT tagline
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No Matter How Many Chili Cook-Offs I Win, Everyone Still Sees Me As ‘That School Shooter’s Mom’
No Matter How Many Chili Cook-Offs I Win, Everyone Still Sees Me As ‘That School Shooter’s Mom’
In these scary and uncertain times, community is more important than ever. And nothing brings a community together like a good old-fashioned chili cook-off! Whether you’re rich or poor, liberal or con...
theonion.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
No Matter How Many Chili Cook-Offs I Win, Everyone Still Sees Me As ‘That School Shooter’s Mom’
Reposted by Brian Firenzi
Get ready for the most Bluesky 5SF we’ve ever made
January 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Get ready for the most Bluesky 5SF we’ve ever made
Reposted by Brian Firenzi
Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
I knew I was an 8-fans-total kinda guy
If you cannot recreate the following you had on Twitter here on BlueSky or on Threads, you were being followed by bots.
January 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I knew I was an 8-fans-total kinda guy
“Quentin is such a bad guy, it’s a shame he’s such an amazing director”
[me, assuming they must mean Quentin Dupieux] yeah, I agree that it’s a moral failing to be French
[me, assuming they must mean Quentin Dupieux] yeah, I agree that it’s a moral failing to be French
January 7, 2026 at 9:49 AM
“Quentin is such a bad guy, it’s a shame he’s such an amazing director”
[me, assuming they must mean Quentin Dupieux] yeah, I agree that it’s a moral failing to be French
[me, assuming they must mean Quentin Dupieux] yeah, I agree that it’s a moral failing to be French
Reposted by Brian Firenzi
In honor of the MTV news, please enjoy this (holy shit, 13-year-old) video from @brianfirenzi.bsky.social (and Maria del Carmen, who maybe doesn't have a Bluesky?)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysy...
Why Doesn't MTV Play Music Videos Anymore?
YouTube video by Brian and Maria
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
In honor of the MTV news, please enjoy this (holy shit, 13-year-old) video from @brianfirenzi.bsky.social (and Maria del Carmen, who maybe doesn't have a Bluesky?)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysy...
it's been a great year to be a lover of content
December 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
it's been a great year to be a lover of content
Me after every present from me is opened: oh and this piece of shit is completely returnable if you hate me
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me after every present from me is opened: oh and this piece of shit is completely returnable if you hate me
I know everyone goes on about how Twitter has become a nazi watering hole, but they’re all aging groyper losers clinging to rapidly cringey memespeak. Or bots. The actual worst comments section is TikTok hands down
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I know everyone goes on about how Twitter has become a nazi watering hole, but they’re all aging groyper losers clinging to rapidly cringey memespeak. Or bots. The actual worst comments section is TikTok hands down
I need to make a movie called RGO so it can complete the FARGO -> ARGO -> GO -> O saga. But nobody wants to read my script about Reduced Graphene Oxide
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I need to make a movie called RGO so it can complete the FARGO -> ARGO -> GO -> O saga. But nobody wants to read my script about Reduced Graphene Oxide
“Download at Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts” well I get them from the hole in Rose Byrne’s ceiling in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. So now what
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“Download at Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts” well I get them from the hole in Rose Byrne’s ceiling in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. So now what
Reposted by Brian Firenzi
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
I was in school for film writing, but was so bad that my shit was laughed at constantly, and then one semester I took film editing for writers and was laughing at the rest of their efforts. Cruel mockery, as always, lights the soul to its true path
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I was in school for film writing, but was so bad that my shit was laughed at constantly, and then one semester I took film editing for writers and was laughing at the rest of their efforts. Cruel mockery, as always, lights the soul to its true path
Wicked Part 2, or as I like to call it, Oh Maybe That’s Why Avenue Q Won at the Tonys
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wicked Part 2, or as I like to call it, Oh Maybe That’s Why Avenue Q Won at the Tonys
My ancient scrolls are still relevant in modern times, it seems
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My ancient scrolls are still relevant in modern times, it seems
The Oscar race for Best Non-Actor, Just Actual Evil Guy is heating up
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Oscar race for Best Non-Actor, Just Actual Evil Guy is heating up