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Brian Lynch
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Screenwriter: Minions, Secret Life of Pets, Hop, Puss in Boots, Big Helium Dog.

Minions & Monsters coming July 1st

Co-host of Hey That's Me: A Commentary Podcast
https://linktr.ee/heythatsmepod
This movie looked cool. And also had the greatest soundtrack ever.
Cool World (1992) art by Barry E Jackson
#mondaymotivation
February 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I know K POP DEMON HUNTERS was a big hit, but, and hear me out, HEAVY METAL FRANKENSTEIN PUNCHERS
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
GOAT was like an animated MAJOR LEAGUE, which is the highest compliment I can give something. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and Nick Kroll steal the show.
a painting of a cat holding a basketball with the word coca cola on it
ALT: a painting of a cat holding a basketball with the word coca cola on it
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Kristi Noem actually saying what is driving the extraordinary elections maneuvers. Flag this one.
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Happy Birthday, Cupid
February 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This is incredible.
Commission for @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social of two the characters from his "Toy Academy" book series, Micro and Rex (in human form)
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Grease in the original run.
Tootsie in the original run.
9 to 5 in the original run.
First Star Wars in the original run.
The Muppet Movie in the original run.
Office Space.
Cabin Boy.
Airplane! in it's original run.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
So young. Such a talented guy. Loved him in DAWSON, of course, but he stole the show in VARSITY BLUES and DON’T TRUST THE B. May he rest in peace.
February 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Wrigley and Pippa should probably transfer out of the college away from all the nutjobs in TELL ME LIES.
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Magazines of my childhood/young adulthood

Mad
Cracked
Games
Ranger Rick
Premiere
Movieline
Film Threat
Comics Scene
Amazing Heroes
Comics Interview
Wizard
Toyfare
Entertainment Weekly
Rolling Stone
Esquire
Marvel Age
Magazines of my childhood/young adulthood:

Entertainment Weekly (my parents started subscribing in 1997 + it CHANGED MY LIFE)
Rolling Stone
SPIN
Premiere
In Style
Teen People
Seventeen
YM
Vanity Fair
Electronic Gaming Monthly
Redbook (which always had REALLY spicy stuff for a women's mag!)
The magazines of my childhood/young adulthood:
Sports Illustrated
Sports Illustrated for Kids
Rolling Stone
The Sporting News (them and SI being defiled in the way they have isn't talked about enough)
People
Entertainment Weekly
Boys Life
My Dad was a subscriber during the entire run of GEORGE.
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
“I’m stupid”
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Imagine being the WORST Paul brother
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Bad Bunny is fantastic. Also, Gaga, holy.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The wikipedia page for MINIONS & MONSTERS. The cast is completely wrong, save for Pierre, and Pierre and I wrote this one by ourselves, not sure who those fellows are. But I applaud people's creativity.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minions...
Minions & Monsters - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Most movies either have one or the other
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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I'm one of his biggest supporters... So excited for that movie!!
#MinionsAndMonsters #minions3 #minions

@brianmichaellynch.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Green Day was awesome.
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
There are so many AI commercials during the Super Bowl pre-show. Not MADE by AI, though yes, some of them are, but about how great AI is. Fuck AI.
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Honestly, this pic reveals almost TOO much
First peek at ‘MINIONS 3’

In theaters on July 1.
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Heck yes
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Other than the ones you guys mentioned? Let's do it:

1. Wet Hot American Summer
2. Ed Wood
3. Brain Candy
4. The Big Lebowski
5. Josie and the Pussycats
Five of my favorite movies that were box office flops. What are some of yours?

1. The Suicide Squad
2. Solo: A Star Wars Story
3. Onward
4. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
5. The Iron Giant
Five of my favorite movies that were box office flops. What are some of yours?

1. Popeye
2. Joe vs the Volcano
3. Blade Runner
4. The Thing
5. The Iron Giant
February 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
So, where’s the line?
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
so karma's not a thing then
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Donald Trump just goes ahead and posts the most vile racist shit, and he doesn't care because he knows he will not suffer a single consequence for it. He doesn't even have the change the name of his administration to The Conners.
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM