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Brian Lynch

@brianmichaellynch.bsky.social

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Screenwriter: Minions, Secret Life of Pets, Hop, Puss in Boots, Big Helium Dog. Minions 3 coming next year. Co-host of Hey That's Me: A Commentary Podcast https://linktr.ee/heythatsmepod

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1h

What a lovely bunch of messages to wake up to. Thank you!

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 13h

Hugh Grant as the voice of Detective Chimp, please

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 14h

And, and, and her boyfriend, her boyfriend, RIGHT, he's the founder of ANTIFA, so, so so, that's who you're dealing with

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 14h

Hope everything is okay! Sending you good thoughts!

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 23h

Andy, agreed.

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 1d

Just for the avoidance of doubt, this is inexcusably racist and a sin against God.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1d

Beck and Kyle have Jack Black on their podcast and bless Kyle for bringing up AIRBORNE.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1d

Wow oh wow can @robertkirkman.bsky.social write Transformers. What a fun, awesome read.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1d

Ey I got you a pizza.

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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 1d

The Constitutional crisis you've been waiting for is here.

The right moment to speak up—that moment of clarity you've been waiting for—that's here too.

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 1d

I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1d

I had it at the Hollywood Bowl Saturday night

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1d

Tiny clawed hand on shoulder.

"He already is. He already. Is."

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1d

Frig this guy

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1d

SAME tbh

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Nick Roche @nickroche.bsky.social · 1d

Some Transformers are scary. Some Transformers are just SCARED.

Swerve, Kup and Rodimus need YOU to take care of them. A4-sized black and white portraits with Hallowe'en orange (it is, trust me) accents, all available for €40 each at my store NOW!

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1d

pink panther, city slickers

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Aunty Em @everycourthouse.bsky.social · 2d

“We are home now. We marched from the park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE pushed us down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile. This was so unprovoked. People have to know that the Feds are attacking people with NO provocation whatsoever.”

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1d

I thought of this, if the dog can talk, there's something else to him going on. He ain't a normal dog

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

This is definitely hinting that everyone is gonna realize they all need a nice, long nap so they're not so grumpy.

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

YEP!

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

Derek gets it

Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d

I can see the opening scene now. The bathroom light flickers on as Shaggy reaches into the medicine cabinet for a bottle of Tums.
"Boy, Scoob, those double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwiches just don't go down like they used to"

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

What's insane is all these people are being fooled by the host of THE APPRENTICE. Remember that guy?

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

Dear Warner Bros, you're turning away money by not having
@ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social
as OLD MAN SHAGGY. LOGAN but more fun. LOGAN but PG. LOGAN but with a old talking dog. LOGAN but also with Linda Cardellini. LOGAN but with the potential for a JABBERJAW cameo. Will write for free.

a man in a green shirt is smiling in front of a monster

ALT: a man in a green shirt is smiling in front of a monster

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 3d

Bad Bunny is my favorite new SNL cast member.

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 4d

True!