Laura Broccoli
@broccoli2000.bsky.social
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Technically cyclist revenue REPLACED parking revenue. Showing bikes can outperform cars for making the city money.
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Indeed. Trump has been unprecedented in his transformation of the US economy to complete dog shit.
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It’s a strange world where you recommend people leave their keys next to the front door to make it easier to steal cars and people get upset.
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Bob caygeon. Not Boncaygeon.
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Fine Balance Double Cream Dream is my fave. Followed by Boncaygeon Ghost Town. Both stouts.
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It’s beer time. #caskdays #barvolo
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As a domestic pet whisperer, Biden was the closest to understanding dog body language. Obama was second. I don’t know wtf Bush was thinking - that is such a threatening posture.
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Cats are loving our global warming sponsored October. Unprecedented warmth, but I’m happy seeing my cats happy.
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As far as I’m aware “laser weapons” are still just laser-guided weapons. But no reason they couldn’t send some little drones bought from Amazon to kamikaze that shit.
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and continue to maintain contact with the people I met through those organizations to this day, 30 years later.
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You too? Nice to come across another UT grad in Toronto. To be honest, I never felt great fealty to the university but still feel a strong attachment to the organizations I became involved in while there - 1/2
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Wow. Sounds like a sober Rob Ford.
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When my SO was in grad school and later his sister both had stories of meeting with a statistics grad to go over the stats they’d developed for their theses. Both got shaking heads. Both passed though. Presumably because neither was a statistics grad student.
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Or passing it depending on your viewpoint. 😣
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I imagine he refused once he found out all the girls were on birth control.
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An exceptionally dodgy strip club? I advise skipping the brunch.
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Actually another incident -- on vacation met a couple from Toronto. It turned out they live in our neighbourhood. Still friends.
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A now-friend who moved away from Toronto before I met her married someone who told her that everyone in Toronto knows each other somehow. Sure enough when we first met and got discussing Toronto it turned out that we knew some of the same people.
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A little known fact that big hygiene product manufacturing doesn't want you to know:
**100% of autistic children in the US were born to mothers who used toilet paper in their 1st trimester.**

Shocking if true!
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But mostly the APprentice, obviously.
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It's up there with "leave your car keys by the front door and the door unlocked to stop home invasions".