brometh
@bromethazine.bsky.social
my fists pack one million volts
Ate too much chicken soup and now I’m sleepy.
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Ate too much chicken soup and now I’m sleepy.
The situation with the cold has become so untenable, and the heating pad has become so warm, that there is unprecedentedly close contact between my cats, who normally just beat the shit out of each other and never ever cuddle.
February 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The situation with the cold has become so untenable, and the heating pad has become so warm, that there is unprecedentedly close contact between my cats, who normally just beat the shit out of each other and never ever cuddle.
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DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
Future etymologists will marvel at the winding course and purpose of the humble “chungus”
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Future etymologists will marvel at the winding course and purpose of the humble “chungus”
Thesis: Marie Gluesenkamp Perez sucks in a big way
Antithesis: it is important that America's dealers of totally ass-quality weed get a voice in their government
Synthesis: we must elect my cousin Karl, and his $30/oz bags of shake, to office
Antithesis: it is important that America's dealers of totally ass-quality weed get a voice in their government
Synthesis: we must elect my cousin Karl, and his $30/oz bags of shake, to office
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Thesis: Marie Gluesenkamp Perez sucks in a big way
Antithesis: it is important that America's dealers of totally ass-quality weed get a voice in their government
Synthesis: we must elect my cousin Karl, and his $30/oz bags of shake, to office
Antithesis: it is important that America's dealers of totally ass-quality weed get a voice in their government
Synthesis: we must elect my cousin Karl, and his $30/oz bags of shake, to office
Man. @dhm.bsky.social was a terrific writer, the kind where had the byline been omitted I could have gleaned who it was in two paragraphs. I really liked this one, about the McDonalds on Street Road in Feasterville, PA. defector.com/donald_trump...
Donald Trump Played Pretend In A McDonald's I Once Knew Intimately | Defector
I will admit that it has shaken me to my very core, or at least to the point where I have not been able to get through a post that was supposed to be mostly jokes. On Sunday, Donald Trump went to a Mc...
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Man. @dhm.bsky.social was a terrific writer, the kind where had the byline been omitted I could have gleaned who it was in two paragraphs. I really liked this one, about the McDonalds on Street Road in Feasterville, PA. defector.com/donald_trump...
“These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this” is the sentiment that should animate every single member of her party, and it’s truly a shame that anyone is even using the word “reform.”
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 12:49 PM
“These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this” is the sentiment that should animate every single member of her party, and it’s truly a shame that anyone is even using the word “reform.”
Fewer than two dozen people talking about the new Roc Marciano record… it’s more over than it’s ever been youtu.be/l-9wKjFJBDE?...
Roc Marciano - Yves St. Moron (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RocMarcianoVEVO
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January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Fewer than two dozen people talking about the new Roc Marciano record… it’s more over than it’s ever been youtu.be/l-9wKjFJBDE?...
The fact that she hasn’t given any public statement on this is interesting, given that she’s clearly struggled with dementia for at least ten years: nymag.com/intelligence...
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 PM
The fact that she hasn’t given any public statement on this is interesting, given that she’s clearly struggled with dementia for at least ten years: nymag.com/intelligence...
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signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association
I knew intellectually that the whole America thing—separation of powers, checks and balances, you know, the lib shit—was all fake, but it took until living under both Trump and Mamdani administrations to understand, on a cellular level, that might really does make right.
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I knew intellectually that the whole America thing—separation of powers, checks and balances, you know, the lib shit—was all fake, but it took until living under both Trump and Mamdani administrations to understand, on a cellular level, that might really does make right.
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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Honored to have these. Truly inspiring work here!
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Honored to have these. Truly inspiring work here!
Really happy with how the THUG ZINE 3 tapes came out, my goodness.
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Really happy with how the THUG ZINE 3 tapes came out, my goodness.
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Thinking again about Peggy Jo Tallas, the cross-dressing bank robber who got away with it five times, retired, and then went for one more ride and ended up getting shot by the cops, and the incredible article about her www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=91...
The Last Ride of Cowboy Bob
The feds knew him as a prolific bank robber. But the bearded man who eluded them for so long was not who they imagined him to be. And absolutely no one expected the story to end the way it did.
www.bing.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Thinking again about Peggy Jo Tallas, the cross-dressing bank robber who got away with it five times, retired, and then went for one more ride and ended up getting shot by the cops, and the incredible article about her www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=91...
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CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.
January 17, 2026 at 12:38 PM
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.
Eating a bad croissant… it’s leathery
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Eating a bad croissant… it’s leathery
People griping about software I write: rude, entitled, symptom of a world where unpleasantness is rewarded
Me griping about software other people write: radically honest, fair-minded, an exercise of belief that we can all do better
Me griping about software other people write: radically honest, fair-minded, an exercise of belief that we can all do better
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
People griping about software I write: rude, entitled, symptom of a world where unpleasantness is rewarded
Me griping about software other people write: radically honest, fair-minded, an exercise of belief that we can all do better
Me griping about software other people write: radically honest, fair-minded, an exercise of belief that we can all do better
Goddamn it, Krillin, have you never heard of Peter Thiel? Get your weirdly-dotted head in the game
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Goddamn it, Krillin, have you never heard of Peter Thiel? Get your weirdly-dotted head in the game
It’s been pointed out that Home Alone 2 is unrealistic given the regularity of the Manhattan grid, but it would work perfectly in Queens. That little dipshit would go out of his mind trying to choose between 58th Ave, 58th Rd, 58th Place, and 58th Blvd
January 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It’s been pointed out that Home Alone 2 is unrealistic given the regularity of the Manhattan grid, but it would work perfectly in Queens. That little dipshit would go out of his mind trying to choose between 58th Ave, 58th Rd, 58th Place, and 58th Blvd
sopping fucking wet beast
Bintang (Bini) knows how to relax, enjoying a refreshing soak beneath the waterfall in one of his pools. Catch Bini living his best life at the Asian Forest Sanctuary. 🐅
📹: Keeper Chrissy
📹: Keeper Chrissy
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
sopping fucking wet beast
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trump is delivering, time after time, exactly what his voters wanted from him: if someone or the concept of someone has ever made you feel yucky or small, i will make them upset. i will make it dangerous for anyone to tell you no
even ignoring the specific 'america first' phrasing, if you still think, one year on, that trump is doing something other than what his supporters voted for, you are totally lost
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
trump is delivering, time after time, exactly what his voters wanted from him: if someone or the concept of someone has ever made you feel yucky or small, i will make them upset. i will make it dangerous for anyone to tell you no
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beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
goddammit what the fuck
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
goddammit what the fuck