brometh
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my fists pack one million volts
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this story reminds me of a country music song: “pickup truck” by the country music boys
A ‘ring of fire’ solar eclipse will dazzle people and penguins in Antarctica
'Ring of fire' solar eclipse visible in Antarctica
The first solar eclipse of the year will grace Antarctica, and only a lucky few will get to bask — or waddle — in its glow.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
this story reminds me of a country music song: “pickup truck” by the country music boys
This is my personal gold record. Putting it in a digital picture frame so I can hang it on my wall.
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is my personal gold record. Putting it in a digital picture frame so I can hang it on my wall.
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I asked Pricemaster to price a song by my friend @bromethazine.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I asked Pricemaster to price a song by my friend @bromethazine.bsky.social
Once, as a kid, on vacation, I was impressed that our hotel offered a copy of USA TODAY to each room. I asked my father why we didn’t get it at home and was informed, firmly but kindly, “USA TODAY is a newspaper for the feeble-minded.”
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Once, as a kid, on vacation, I was impressed that our hotel offered a copy of USA TODAY to each room. I asked my father why we didn’t get it at home and was informed, firmly but kindly, “USA TODAY is a newspaper for the feeble-minded.”
Ate too much chicken soup and now I’m sleepy.
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Ate too much chicken soup and now I’m sleepy.
currently eating my third bowl of it. it’s yellow because the only good boxed rice situation at the store was Zatarain’s yellow rice. it came out so creamy, will definitely make it again
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
currently eating my third bowl of it. it’s yellow because the only good boxed rice situation at the store was Zatarain’s yellow rice. it came out so creamy, will definitely make it again
made this today, it was good as hell, thank you!
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
made this today, it was good as hell, thank you!
If I saw this picture while I was on acid I would never be able to look at my hands again
February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
If I saw this picture while I was on acid I would never be able to look at my hands again
The situation with the cold has become so untenable, and the heating pad has become so warm, that there is unprecedentedly close contact between my cats, who normally just beat the shit out of each other and never ever cuddle.
February 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The situation with the cold has become so untenable, and the heating pad has become so warm, that there is unprecedentedly close contact between my cats, who normally just beat the shit out of each other and never ever cuddle.
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DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
Future etymologists will marvel at the winding course and purpose of the humble “chungus”
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Future etymologists will marvel at the winding course and purpose of the humble “chungus”
Thesis: Marie Gluesenkamp Perez sucks in a big way
Antithesis: it is important that America's dealers of totally ass-quality weed get a voice in their government
Synthesis: we must elect my cousin Karl, and his $30/oz bags of shake, to office
Antithesis: it is important that America's dealers of totally ass-quality weed get a voice in their government
Synthesis: we must elect my cousin Karl, and his $30/oz bags of shake, to office
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Thesis: Marie Gluesenkamp Perez sucks in a big way
Antithesis: it is important that America's dealers of totally ass-quality weed get a voice in their government
Synthesis: we must elect my cousin Karl, and his $30/oz bags of shake, to office
Antithesis: it is important that America's dealers of totally ass-quality weed get a voice in their government
Synthesis: we must elect my cousin Karl, and his $30/oz bags of shake, to office
Words are beyond useless when a father, son, and husband dies young of a rare disease (about which he wrote boldly and never self-pityingly), but still, love to his family and to everyone at @defector.com.
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Words are beyond useless when a father, son, and husband dies young of a rare disease (about which he wrote boldly and never self-pityingly), but still, love to his family and to everyone at @defector.com.
Man. @dhm.bsky.social was a terrific writer, the kind where had the byline been omitted I could have gleaned who it was in two paragraphs. I really liked this one, about the McDonalds on Street Road in Feasterville, PA. defector.com/donald_trump...
Donald Trump Played Pretend In A McDonald's I Once Knew Intimately | Defector
I will admit that it has shaken me to my very core, or at least to the point where I have not been able to get through a post that was supposed to be mostly jokes. On Sunday, Donald Trump went to a Mc...
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Man. @dhm.bsky.social was a terrific writer, the kind where had the byline been omitted I could have gleaned who it was in two paragraphs. I really liked this one, about the McDonalds on Street Road in Feasterville, PA. defector.com/donald_trump...
why you want to be remembered? so other men can keep thinking about you? pause
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
why you want to be remembered? so other men can keep thinking about you? pause
“These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this” is the sentiment that should animate every single member of her party, and it’s truly a shame that anyone is even using the word “reform.”
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 12:49 PM
“These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this” is the sentiment that should animate every single member of her party, and it’s truly a shame that anyone is even using the word “reform.”
just ragequit Sekiro. I am only human. but man have I been having fun
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 AM
just ragequit Sekiro. I am only human. but man have I been having fun
Fewer than two dozen people talking about the new Roc Marciano record… it’s more over than it’s ever been youtu.be/l-9wKjFJBDE?...
Roc Marciano - Yves St. Moron (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RocMarcianoVEVO
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Fewer than two dozen people talking about the new Roc Marciano record… it’s more over than it’s ever been youtu.be/l-9wKjFJBDE?...
I've always felt that they are kindred genres, particularly in how their concerts make me feel, and the way their fans express joy
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I've always felt that they are kindred genres, particularly in how their concerts make me feel, and the way their fans express joy
The fact that she hasn’t given any public statement on this is interesting, given that she’s clearly struggled with dementia for at least ten years: nymag.com/intelligence...
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 PM
The fact that she hasn’t given any public statement on this is interesting, given that she’s clearly struggled with dementia for at least ten years: nymag.com/intelligence...
The way they parrot AAVE phrases while organizing pogroms against Black people is one of those things that just breaks my brain
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 PM
The way they parrot AAVE phrases while organizing pogroms against Black people is one of those things that just breaks my brain
guess what game I just restarted for the fourth time
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
guess what game I just restarted for the fourth time
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signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association