Brooklyn Ann
@brooklynannauthor.com
Romance & Horror author. Series: Scandals with Bite, Brides of Prophecy, Hearts of Metal, & The Final Couples. Repped by The Knight Agency. HWA Member. https://linktr.ee/brooklynannauthor
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My entire Scandals With Bite series, including my boxsets and audiobooks, is available on Curios, a platform where the author gets to keep all the coin and doesn't have the censorship issue that Itch has.
Check em out here, and find a freebie:
www.curios.com/projects/0x8...
#booksky #Romancelandia
Check em out here, and find a freebie:
www.curios.com/projects/0x8...
#booksky #Romancelandia
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this isn't just a mean obituary; it's a research paper on how much this guy sucks. sharon lives on in hater's heaven forever
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
this isn't just a mean obituary; it's a research paper on how much this guy sucks. sharon lives on in hater's heaven forever
Apparently there's a group trying to erase queer artists from Wikipedia. I was trying to look up Disasterina and found that her page was nominated for deletion. I was able to add sources for their other credentials
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Apparently there's a group trying to erase queer artists from Wikipedia. I was trying to look up Disasterina and found that her page was nominated for deletion. I was able to add sources for their other credentials
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remember when they tried to tell us in civics class that the different branches of government were effective checks and balances on one another. that was funny
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
remember when they tried to tell us in civics class that the different branches of government were effective checks and balances on one another. that was funny
Also, I get a $10 reward for my first sale, that I could really use on cat food.
My entire Scandals With Bite series, including my boxsets and audiobooks, is available on Curios, a platform where the author gets to keep all the coin and doesn't have the censorship issue that Itch has.
Check em out here, and find a freebie:
www.curios.com/projects/0x8...
#booksky #Romancelandia
Check em out here, and find a freebie:
www.curios.com/projects/0x8...
#booksky #Romancelandia
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Also, I get a $10 reward for my first sale, that I could really use on cat food.
My entire Scandals With Bite series, including my boxsets and audiobooks, is available on Curios, a platform where the author gets to keep all the coin and doesn't have the censorship issue that Itch has.
Check em out here, and find a freebie:
www.curios.com/projects/0x8...
#booksky #Romancelandia
Check em out here, and find a freebie:
www.curios.com/projects/0x8...
#booksky #Romancelandia
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My entire Scandals With Bite series, including my boxsets and audiobooks, is available on Curios, a platform where the author gets to keep all the coin and doesn't have the censorship issue that Itch has.
Check em out here, and find a freebie:
www.curios.com/projects/0x8...
#booksky #Romancelandia
Check em out here, and find a freebie:
www.curios.com/projects/0x8...
#booksky #Romancelandia
I ADORE Full Moon Features!
THE MUNSTERS' Grandpa himself, Al Lewis, plays Vernon Cooger, a frail old man by day and a fanged flyer by night. Yes indeed, this mild mannered senior is in fact a bloodthirsty vampire!
My Grandpa is a Vampire - Full Moon Features
Vernon Cooger (AL LEWIS), is a frail old man by day and a fanged flyer of the undead at night. But when his grandson Lonny comes to visit from California and discovers Vernon's dark secret, can they t...
www.fullmoonfeatures.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I ADORE Full Moon Features!
Revisiting There Will Be Blood with the movie club so of course I must get a milkshake.
a man is pointing at another man 's forehead while sitting at a desk .
ALT: a man is pointing at another man 's forehead while sitting at a desk .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Revisiting There Will Be Blood with the movie club so of course I must get a milkshake.
Aand, now I'm more motivated to go see it.
Everyone see PREDATOR: BADLANDS this weekend so all of these fucking losers can eat shit.
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Aand, now I'm more motivated to go see it.
The coyote looks like this is just a fun game and now I am seriously wondering if that's the dynamic IRL.
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The coyote looks like this is just a fun game and now I am seriously wondering if that's the dynamic IRL.
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
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Dick Cheney has died.
"boom!" by system of a down (2002)
"boom!" by system of a down (2002)
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dick Cheney has died.
"boom!" by system of a down (2002)
"boom!" by system of a down (2002)
Tim Curry's pose is EVERYTHING.
This promo picture just gave me all the giggles. It looks like a photo for LA LAW or something...
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Tim Curry's pose is EVERYTHING.
There are people who only know David Lynch from The Cleveland Show.
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
There are people who only know David Lynch from The Cleveland Show.
Was looking at my Facebook memories.
I miss taking my guy out on dates. He's hot and I love to spoil him.
I miss taking my guy out on dates. He's hot and I love to spoil him.
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Was looking at my Facebook memories.
I miss taking my guy out on dates. He's hot and I love to spoil him.
I miss taking my guy out on dates. He's hot and I love to spoil him.
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The good news we didn't realize we needed
www.chron.com/news/houston...
www.chron.com/news/houston...
Books with butts allowed back in Katy ISD after 14 titles removed
Katy ISD clarifies its policy after receiving backlash for removing some children's books.
www.chron.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The good news we didn't realize we needed
www.chron.com/news/houston...
www.chron.com/news/houston...
A kid ran to me in a Freddy costume and said he got the idea because of the Freddy I had on my porch last year. I even remember that kid from last year because he was all, "OMG FREDDY KRUEGER!" and his parents were all, "We don't know how he knows who that it."
Anyway, AWWWWW!!
Anyway, AWWWWW!!
Best quote from the spooky kids who showed up last night:
DH: And who are you?
3 kids mumble.
Last kid (loud & clear): I'm a vampire! But I forgot my teeth at home.
#Halloween #Kidtalk
Anyone else get some good quotes?
DH: And who are you?
3 kids mumble.
Last kid (loud & clear): I'm a vampire! But I forgot my teeth at home.
#Halloween #Kidtalk
Anyone else get some good quotes?
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A kid ran to me in a Freddy costume and said he got the idea because of the Freddy I had on my porch last year. I even remember that kid from last year because he was all, "OMG FREDDY KRUEGER!" and his parents were all, "We don't know how he knows who that it."
Anyway, AWWWWW!!
Anyway, AWWWWW!!
Not stolen! A person or a deer tripped over the wire and flung it into the bushes.
My Halloween setup brought a lot of joy. Then sadly, someone stole the laser light that made the cool beams in the smoke from the smoke machine. youtube.com/shorts/3Kyaj...
Halloween 2025
YouTube video by Brooklyn Ann
youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Not stolen! A person or a deer tripped over the wire and flung it into the bushes.
My Halloween setup brought a lot of joy. Then sadly, someone stole the laser light that made the cool beams in the smoke from the smoke machine. youtube.com/shorts/3Kyaj...
Halloween 2025
YouTube video by Brooklyn Ann
youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My Halloween setup brought a lot of joy. Then sadly, someone stole the laser light that made the cool beams in the smoke from the smoke machine. youtube.com/shorts/3Kyaj...
I went to the Black Lodge Brewery in Coeur d'Alene to make a lil vid in my Lady in the Radiator costume. I didn't have audio to lip sync this accurately, but I winged it okay. #Eraserhead #DavidLynch #horror
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I went to the Black Lodge Brewery in Coeur d'Alene to make a lil vid in my Lady in the Radiator costume. I didn't have audio to lip sync this accurately, but I winged it okay. #Eraserhead #DavidLynch #horror
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SNAP should be the most popular thing the government does
if you’re socialist, it’s the government meeting basic human needs
if you’re 20th century liberal, it’s a form of welfare that helps the poor without directly transferring wealth
if you’re conservative, it subsidizes farmers and grocers
if you’re socialist, it’s the government meeting basic human needs
if you’re 20th century liberal, it’s a form of welfare that helps the poor without directly transferring wealth
if you’re conservative, it subsidizes farmers and grocers
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
SNAP should be the most popular thing the government does
if you’re socialist, it’s the government meeting basic human needs
if you’re 20th century liberal, it’s a form of welfare that helps the poor without directly transferring wealth
if you’re conservative, it subsidizes farmers and grocers
if you’re socialist, it’s the government meeting basic human needs
if you’re 20th century liberal, it’s a form of welfare that helps the poor without directly transferring wealth
if you’re conservative, it subsidizes farmers and grocers
Some spooky recs are up on my column over at Fresh Fiction! #Romancelandia #HorrorRomance #Booksky
freshfiction.com/page.php?id=...
freshfiction.com/page.php?id=...
Fresh Fiction Blog | Brooklyn Ann | 10 Recommendations for Spooky Season! with
article about Brooklyn Ann and
freshfiction.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Some spooky recs are up on my column over at Fresh Fiction! #Romancelandia #HorrorRomance #Booksky
freshfiction.com/page.php?id=...
freshfiction.com/page.php?id=...
I wrote about my own character arc with Halloween on the HWA site!
horror.org/halloween-ha...
horror.org/halloween-ha...
Halloween Haunts: From Trick or Treater to being THAT HOUSE for Trick or Treaters, a Horror Author’s Growth Arc By Brooklyn Ann
horror.org
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I wrote about my own character arc with Halloween on the HWA site!
horror.org/halloween-ha...
horror.org/halloween-ha...
I'm participating in a huge free romance bookblast! You can find Conjuring Destiny in the fantasy romance section!
#Romancelandia #stuffyourEreader #fantasyromance #romantasy
#Romancelandia #stuffyourEreader #fantasyromance #romantasy
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm participating in a huge free romance bookblast! You can find Conjuring Destiny in the fantasy romance section!
#Romancelandia #stuffyourEreader #fantasyromance #romantasy
#Romancelandia #stuffyourEreader #fantasyromance #romantasy
I get too confused at family reunions, so everyone whose relation I don't know is called "cousin" unless they're Grandma's age. Then they're called "aunt" or "uncle."
i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I get too confused at family reunions, so everyone whose relation I don't know is called "cousin" unless they're Grandma's age. Then they're called "aunt" or "uncle."
I'm in the middle of 167 things right now, but I woke up thinking about a scene in the final act of The Substance that just occurred to me was making a more multi-layered statement than I'd realized, so now I'm gonna have to write up a mini essay about that.
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm in the middle of 167 things right now, but I woke up thinking about a scene in the final act of The Substance that just occurred to me was making a more multi-layered statement than I'd realized, so now I'm gonna have to write up a mini essay about that.