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Brandon Taitt
@btaitt.bsky.social
Movies, sci-fi, politics and soccer, including Star Trek, #mnufc, and more. I used to make “sportball” jokes and I’m very sorry for my transgressions. All my links at https://linktr.ee/btaitt
Genuinely satisfying to watch San Diego crash out like this.

Welcome to MLS, boys.
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Ordered within two minutes of the stroke of 11 PM. No visit to MOA on Black Friday for this guy now (thank god).
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ronaldo and FIFA

“Money PWEEESE”
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Sigh.

Hell of a record-breaking season in a lot of ways though, and feels far better of a loss than the semifinal last year by a long shot.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
You can take Son out of the Spurs, but…
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
We were busy this morning but hey, we’re home just in time to catch the second half of Liverpool vs Forest, let’s turn on Peacock and take a loo—
a man in a white shirt is making a face
Alt: a man in a white shirt is making a face
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Damn, don’t go to /r/minnesotaunited and say that you’re indifferent to cautiously optimistic about the MLS schedule change, it’s a guaranteed downvote and easy way to be told you’re a moron.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Legit helps wrap my head around it (I’m a visual learner)
The change only means the potential for a couple regular season games in late November and early December. It’s not that dramatic.
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think this will end up being a net good and probably end up being just fine, even in Minnesota.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
She could not wait to pull her hand away fast enough (and proceeded to wipe it too, don’t blame her)
REPORTER: Why'd it take so long to get sworn in?

GRIJALVA: *gestures at Johnson* That would not be my question!

MIKE JOHNSON: Look, I really like this lady
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Love this club and this coaching team has the juice.

Dr. Bill needs to give them what they need for the next level.
this is what team is all about
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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For the Sickos 😈
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
For Robin Lod, this is like the Finnish equivalent of an emotional outburst.
"This is for you guys" 🩵
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER

MIN 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢
SEA 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🔴
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
And my other dream (of a Whoopi Goldberg minifig) also realized.
The crew of the old seventeen-oh-one-dee!

#StarTrek
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’ve dreamed of LEGO Star Trek (and actual LEGO, not other brands) since I was a kid. This will be mine.
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
A month ago Tani was hanging out at the Minnesota State Fair now he’s starting at the Bernabéu against Mbappe and Vini Jr. Just wild.
Tani starting for Villarreal against Real Madrid at the Bernabéu 🥹

Did some one say defend and counter? #MNUFC
October 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”
October 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The "lung float" test is being used to charge women with murder. Many experts say it's unreliable.

“There’s no way you can determine live birth versus stillbirth with this test," said one doctor, who called the test “an outrageous breach of science.”

(Pub. Oct. 2023)
A Lab Test That Experts Liken to a Witch Trial Is Helping Send Women to Prison for Murder
The “lung float” test claims to help determine if a baby was born alive or dead, but many medical examiners say it’s too unreliable. Yet the test is still being used to bring murder charges — and get ...
www.propublica.org
September 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The first thing that came to mind reading this was from The Simpsons: “I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!”

That episode is 29 years old. 😩
My pop culture references are older than people who are whole ass adults
September 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sometimes it’s just better to actually call someone on the phone.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
September 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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RFK Jr. is objectively pro-disease, pro-illness and pro-child death.
RFK Jr.-Backed Vaccine Panel Advises Against MMRV Vaccine for Young Children
New members of a key committee tweak routine childhood vaccine guidance as some states and insurers go their own way.
www.wsj.com
September 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM