Christopher Buehlman
@buehlmeister.bsky.social
Word-grouping dogbotherer, garlicky kitchen haint, father of goblins. Non-compliant, secular, cat-whispery, has a kraken-ink tattoo.
So, Notre Dame is STUNNING post clean-up. Wow. New paint, who dis?
#NotreDamedeParis #NotreDame #Paris #Cathedral #France #MoyenAge
#NotreDamedeParis #NotreDame #Paris #Cathedral #France #MoyenAge
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
So, Notre Dame is STUNNING post clean-up. Wow. New paint, who dis?
#NotreDamedeParis #NotreDame #Paris #Cathedral #France #MoyenAge
#NotreDamedeParis #NotreDame #Paris #Cathedral #France #MoyenAge
I’m pretty good with romance languages, but I checked out Polish on Duolingo and after about 3 lessons it felt like I had beefed with the toughest dude in the bar. I was like “This cauliflower-eared MF doesn’t even need vowels—I’m sorry, please don’t stand up, I’ll see myself out.”
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m pretty good with romance languages, but I checked out Polish on Duolingo and after about 3 lessons it felt like I had beefed with the toughest dude in the bar. I was like “This cauliflower-eared MF doesn’t even need vowels—I’m sorry, please don’t stand up, I’ll see myself out.”
I just want to say that I love you fuckers. Especially the freaks. I see you and I’m here for it. Gooble Gobble.
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I just want to say that I love you fuckers. Especially the freaks. I see you and I’m here for it. Gooble Gobble.
Rest in Peace, Tom Stoppard. Farewell to a truly brilliant man.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Rest in Peace, Tom Stoppard. Farewell to a truly brilliant man.
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Sigo avanzando por Le France 🇫🇷 del 1348 y cada vez me gusta más este libro. No que los franceses mueran a carretadas, me refiero a lo bien y acertado que escribe @buehlmeister.bsky.social y lo bien que ha traducido el grandísimo @manueldelosreyes.com 🤭
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sigo avanzando por Le France 🇫🇷 del 1348 y cada vez me gusta más este libro. No que los franceses mueran a carretadas, me refiero a lo bien y acertado que escribe @buehlmeister.bsky.social y lo bien que ha traducido el grandísimo @manueldelosreyes.com 🤭
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🔥'Entre dos fuegos'🔥, de @buehlmeister.bsky.social 📖 @ozeditorial.com, 26/1/26 en librerías.
Preventa CON ÍTEMS en @gigamesh.com gigamesh.com/entre-dos-fu... 💜📚
Terror Medieval, traduce @manueldelosreyes.com y estoy con las galeradas (que está tan pulido que ni hace falta. Es el mejor Manuel) 😈📖
Preventa CON ÍTEMS en @gigamesh.com gigamesh.com/entre-dos-fu... 💜📚
Terror Medieval, traduce @manueldelosreyes.com y estoy con las galeradas (que está tan pulido que ni hace falta. Es el mejor Manuel) 😈📖
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
🔥'Entre dos fuegos'🔥, de @buehlmeister.bsky.social 📖 @ozeditorial.com, 26/1/26 en librerías.
Preventa CON ÍTEMS en @gigamesh.com gigamesh.com/entre-dos-fu... 💜📚
Terror Medieval, traduce @manueldelosreyes.com y estoy con las galeradas (que está tan pulido que ni hace falta. Es el mejor Manuel) 😈📖
Preventa CON ÍTEMS en @gigamesh.com gigamesh.com/entre-dos-fu... 💜📚
Terror Medieval, traduce @manueldelosreyes.com y estoy con las galeradas (que está tan pulido que ni hace falta. Es el mejor Manuel) 😈📖
In Bologna. Please enjoy this photo my good friend took of the famously uncouth light source Manspreadio Lampusa.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In Bologna. Please enjoy this photo my good friend took of the famously uncouth light source Manspreadio Lampusa.
I just want to say that I’m personally disgusted by most US policies right now. We should be fully supporting Ukraine, insisting on justice for Palestine, turning away from fossil fuels, making healthcare and education accessible to everyone, and treating immigrants humanely. Fuck this.
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I just want to say that I’m personally disgusted by most US policies right now. We should be fully supporting Ukraine, insisting on justice for Palestine, turning away from fossil fuels, making healthcare and education accessible to everyone, and treating immigrants humanely. Fuck this.
The world desperately needs to stop burning fossil fuels, but the oligarchic kakistocracy in the US wants to start a war with oil-rich Venezuela to steal its resources. Iraq 2.0, without even trying very hard to sell it because they’ve got troops in our streets ready to crush dissent.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The world desperately needs to stop burning fossil fuels, but the oligarchic kakistocracy in the US wants to start a war with oil-rich Venezuela to steal its resources. Iraq 2.0, without even trying very hard to sell it because they’ve got troops in our streets ready to crush dissent.
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"How dare you accuse this murderer of murdering someone he murdered."
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"How dare you accuse this murderer of murdering someone he murdered."
My tax dollars, when not buying bombs to drop on kids in Gaza or hiring boot camp washouts to cosplay as paramilitary thugs in Chicago, are apparently feeding lavish meals to antidemocratic billionaires and murderers. Awesome. I wonder when my Franco-Irish friend Gill O’teen will show up to dinner.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
My tax dollars, when not buying bombs to drop on kids in Gaza or hiring boot camp washouts to cosplay as paramilitary thugs in Chicago, are apparently feeding lavish meals to antidemocratic billionaires and murderers. Awesome. I wonder when my Franco-Irish friend Gill O’teen will show up to dinner.
If I were in Game of Thrones, my household saying would be “This comment looks similar to others that have been reported.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
If I were in Game of Thrones, my household saying would be “This comment looks similar to others that have been reported.”
One of the most disingenuous arguments you will ever hear is when an opponent of your point of view re: collective policy says “Well why aren’t you doing it?” Examples: “Go fight for Ukraine personally, then” or “Invite a refugee family into your house, then.”
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
One of the most disingenuous arguments you will ever hear is when an opponent of your point of view re: collective policy says “Well why aren’t you doing it?” Examples: “Go fight for Ukraine personally, then” or “Invite a refugee family into your house, then.”
I have long felt that when the spatchcocked sellouts that comprise today’s Republican congress finally turn on Trump, they’ll do it out of self interest and in lockstep. Friends, I believe the moment is nigh.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I have long felt that when the spatchcocked sellouts that comprise today’s Republican congress finally turn on Trump, they’ll do it out of self interest and in lockstep. Friends, I believe the moment is nigh.
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pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret
If you’re looking for immersive folk horror, let David Barnett take you to seaside town Scuttler’s Cove, where London money and ye olde local gods are about to collide. Having visited Cornwall for the first time last year, I can tell you that this quick, fun read felt like going back there.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you’re looking for immersive folk horror, let David Barnett take you to seaside town Scuttler’s Cove, where London money and ye olde local gods are about to collide. Having visited Cornwall for the first time last year, I can tell you that this quick, fun read felt like going back there.
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Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
Out on my local trail a lot these days enjoying the last embers of the season. Late Autumn in Ohio is melancholy, cold, and beautiful—you can feel the snow coming.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Out on my local trail a lot these days enjoying the last embers of the season. Late Autumn in Ohio is melancholy, cold, and beautiful—you can feel the snow coming.
Happy Wednesday!
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Happy Wednesday!
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November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)