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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 7h

chat i told her i watched a video about terrible industrial deaths today. let’s see what happens next

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sure it’s been said before but, Ahh, AHHH! We made it thru another blessed day without screaming endlessly. Periodically perhaps, but congrats either way.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1d

Auto delete the last 5 things I post every night could be something I set up a cashapp for.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 15h

(Finishing off a second saltine) Damn, I think I ate way too much.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 10h

And only for the frogs.

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 19h

We need to bring top hats back for the frogs.

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heaven or los alamos & the hungry ghost @ghostlips.bsky.social · 23h

i was raised with unrealistic ideas about the capabilities and influence of Captain Planet

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ethereal demon (not a vampire) @seppuku.surgery · 9h

for the rest of the month i am offering exorcisms if you need them, for free. you just have to let me into your home

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 9h

come at me or come on me but one way or another i’m gonna type these words

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 9h

you wanna fight? go ahead. come on me, bro. at me. at me.

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 12h

Men at Jork

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spooky sigur 🎃 @phantasma.darkwo.ke · 11h

Wow. Huge if true

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 11h

“circumcision causes autism” was not on my 2025 rfk bingo card

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 11h

“Did King Arthur really cum-a-lot?”

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 14h

so what do we think he does when the nobel committee does not in fact give him the peace prize tomorrow

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 12h

decides anyone who does have one is his personal enemy

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 12h

thoughts are stored in the ass

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 13h

i miss REAL journalists

Diane Morgan as her character Philomena Cunk

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 13h

government shu FUCK I HIT SEND

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 16h

landlords don’t benefit society? google says they add up to around one and a half billion pounds of meat. like maybe they don’t benefit society today but think about tomorrow when the shelves are empty

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 16h

a communist is someone who builds community and tries to bridge the gap between people close in distance but far in spirit. like a HOA or a mayor

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 16h

when you nut but they keep having the cabinet meeting

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 20h

just watched a Biden Harris supporter drive over a curb, not saying those 2 things have any correlation (they might), just reporting what i see out here

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 1d

i definitely don’t spend a 1/3rd of my life sleep. maybe 1/5th at most.

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 1d

my assful chaps

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TinCan Guy @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 1d

all my hobbies and special interests are the scaffolding that holds up my fragile psyche

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