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very nsfw reposts so please don't follow unless youre down. also ✨ WEBCOMIC APPRECIATION ZONE ✨
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A new tool #hades2
June 17, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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[ #art #illustration #shrimp #cuteart #wholesome ]
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
oh, to be a small guy resting your chin on a star pillow, bathed in aquarium light ...
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
finally found my water test strips today (i put them away to not lose them, and lost them instantly, lmao)
and while i know theyre not completely accurate, im shocked how good my water looks? i kinda thought it would be more intensely whack
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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"Just block and move on, Captain"
To be enraged with a dumb thing, Captain Ahab, seems blasphemous.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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WEDNESDAY...

#fullmoonpanic
June 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
my tank has been cycling for three days and im one good second hand offer away from the second one already LMAO

underwater gardening ... is neat
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Great Shearwater leaving a tiny track where it dipped (sheared) a wingtip in the water. South Atlantic off #Argentina 🪶🦑
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Ugh, I'm so ready for this week to be over. 🪶
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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vibe checkpoint 🤚 only rhythm guitar-slash-vocalists who were previously estranged from the band for reasons no one feels like talking about (it has something to do with a dead sister...?) are allowed back in

#KeepingTime #webcomics

🎸 Latest update: keepingtimecomic.com
🎸Start from the beginning
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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it is truly one of the treasures of nature that they look so elegant from every angle except this one
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
started watching iron blooded orphans with soup, which unfortunately is extremely competent at storytelling and its themes, and as far as im aware, a show that gives you blorbos and then throws them in the meat grinder
pray for me ufherigueh
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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the perpetual print sale continues
www.inprnt.com/gallery/geor...
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Little Sparks ✨️
June 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
intended tank VS forbidden peeled tank ...
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i finished my tank ... i painstakingly and slowly filled it ..... THE CENTERPIECE WOOD STARTED TO FLOAT AND DESTROYED IT ........
(it mustve dried out while i worked?! i hope i can finish tomorrow ....)
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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worm...
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I found a big sign at the thrift shop with some live/laugh/love stuff on it, so I painted over that with my to-do list. Feel free to make it yours, too.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
food break before i check back in with what ive got so far
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
GRAVEL is everywhere outside the tank
CAT HAIR is everywhere inside the tank
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
they call it hardscape ... because its so hard ...
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
still havent found an answer whether to go for black gravel or white sand now that my hardscape is dark wood. unfortunately, we ARE at the stage of 'put the ground floor in' hurehgoieurh
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Working on a B+W comic where people mostly wear formal suits is actually easy mode.

Working in color where the characters don't have to abide by a specific dress code: surprisingly hard???

What kind of clothes would they wear? What color palettes do they like? What kind of shoes??!!?

#comic #WIP
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
THE WOOD STOPPED FLOATING
WE'RE SETTING UP THE TANK TODAY FELLAS!!!!!! I'M SO ANXIOUS AND EXCITED
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
mikan has a wonderful, clean drinking fountain yet my son insists on drinking from the rock and wood soup bucket in the bathtub
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM