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Not an April Fools’ joke - 💍💒 4/1/25
Coworkers not washing their hands, bonus points if they're the ones who also come in sick.
What are some workplace pet peeves you have?

One of mine is people asking me a bunch a questions as soon as I get to work. Can I put my stuff down first??
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 PM
DMV getting snowmageddon 2.0 this weekend?
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Reposted by Stephen Thompson
Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
thezebra.org
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Ewwww

Only thing National Harbor desperately needs is a metro stop.
The state of Maryland announces plans to build a new Sphere venue in National Harbor, near Washington, DC investor.sphereentertainmentco.com/press-releas...
January 19, 2026 at 12:18 PM
After making my scrambled eggs with miso paste once, I don't think I can go back. Game changer!
January 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The ‘nerd’ convo is so funny bc its like…just be normal.

When I saw DB Superhero with my now wife, bro at the front desk was acting shocked that she was with me to watch an anime movie. Even tried to “quiz” her by asking her favorite character.

What's crazy is she watches more anime than I do lmao
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I feel like he drastically overshot and scared her off. “What’s your favorite anime?” and he's going on at length about the Gogeta/Janemba fight. You doing 70 in a 25.

Sounds like he's only 19-20; hopefully he learns from it sooner than later, instead of going down some weird pipeline. 😕
let’s talk about this.

the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.

the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
January 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
It really is night and day.

I'll be talking to more ‘traditional’ couples, and it's like “my counselor told me that men are logical and women are emotional so we…”

If that's your starting point for establishing communication, you're making things so much more difficult than they have to be.
Not that church counseling, either. Folks hear “love, honor, obey” and don’t consider “will they hold me while I vomit from chemo” or “will they decide cheating is OK cuz we can’t conceive” cuz somehow we’re supposed to pretend that the statistics don’t matter.
I think real, legitimate premarital counseling would go a long way in preventing unwanted marriages.
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
So much of the conversation around DMV development is just NIMBYism masked as gentrification concerns.

No, converting a surface parking lot near a PG country metro station into mixed use affordable housing isnt displacing anyone 🤦🏽‍♂️
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I'm not even a fan of Kai Cenat, but the discourse around him reading is so bizarre.

Like, do you want him to grow as a person, or do you just want an ‘acceptable’ target to bully?
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The design has nothing to do with Trump, its a throwback to the old RFK, and the columns have a level of synergy with DC’s architecture.

This is a MUCH better location than Landover; you don't need to drown the stadium in a sea of surface parking bc it’s right off the Metro. Looks great!
NEWS: The Washington Commanders have released initial renderings of their new stadium at RFK. And it looks like they've included columns along the exterior, likely in response to President Trump's desire for a classical look on the stadium.
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
10 hours
Verizon been off and on for the past 5 hours, this is nuts
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Verizon been off and on for the past 5 hours, this is nuts
January 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Can't have nothing out here
January 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
It took me a while to figure out exactly *why* I'd react defensively in different scenarios out of pure habit.

Turns out I was getting jumped by a combination of religious trauma, undiagnosed AuDHD, and purity culture. There's a lot I went through that I thought was normal, therapist was like “nah”
I want black men to discuss how their fear of abandonment leads to self sabotage in meaningful connections. Sorry to bring that up. But I just thought about it and it needed to be said.
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Reposted by Stephen Thompson
Maryland: let's remove parking minimums near transit stops

Virginia: hold my beer
Looking for a little bit of good news?

Delegate Shelly Simonds just introduced a bill (HB262) in the Virginia General Assembly that would prohibit minimum parking mandates for any building, new or existing, in the state.

Just one of ~7 similar bills we expect this session @parkingreform.org
HB262 - 2026 Regular Session | LIS
lis.virginia.gov
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
$20 a week and I had to tithe off of it
Y’all didn’t get an allowance as a kid?!?
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Yep, and those same dudes are always asking:

“Why don't the happily married men speak up more about relationships/dating?”

When we do, we get called simps
January 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Expensive as those tickets are, I don’t have a problem with em.

If it gets folks to stop zooming through DC, tax em!
Some DC city leaders are upset after Politico reported that the US DOT wants to ban speed, red light, and other traffic enforcement cameras in the District.
City data shows this speed camera on New York Ave. near North Capitol St. has given out more than 10,000 tickets since Oct.
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
We were watching Bel-Air when it first dropped, and the ep where Ashley’s revealed as queer comes on.

She goes into a rant on some “the gay agenda is being forced onto our children” type of time.
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Honestly, with the exception of Luke, endgame SFV was such a good time!
Maybe I do miss SFV a little...
#SFV
#SFV_DAN
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Not aimed at OP, but I always found it funny how Breezewood gets dunked on when it’s just a glorified truck stop; legit just gas, bathrooms, and food.

Turn that camera around and you get some pretty scenic views, even some cute small-town urbanism in Everett and Bedford.
January 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I thought ppl were overhyping Buc-ee’s, but nah this place is ridiculous 😮
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Man, the Blue Ridge Parkway is beautiful
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM