@buthereweare.bsky.social
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no one:
me: i bet shrek shops at krogre.
me: i bet shrek shops at krogre.
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
no one:
me: i bet shrek shops at krogre.
me: i bet shrek shops at krogre.
Let the record show that the integrity of the sandwich was violated by the force with which it was thrown
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Let the record show that the integrity of the sandwich was violated by the force with which it was thrown
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Trump says this was a day of love. The GOP say it never happened. We watched it live on television.“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
”https://youtu.be/Iludfj6Pe7w
”https://youtu.be/Iludfj6Pe7w
New footage reveals how violent Capitol rioters overwhelmed police on January 6
YouTube video by The Telegraph
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Trump says this was a day of love. The GOP say it never happened. We watched it live on television.“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
”https://youtu.be/Iludfj6Pe7w
”https://youtu.be/Iludfj6Pe7w
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October 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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On October 30, 2025, in Chicago, Illinois, ICE GOONS Backs into a U.S. citizen’s car and subsequently arrests her for documenting their actions.
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
On October 30, 2025, in Chicago, Illinois, ICE GOONS Backs into a U.S. citizen’s car and subsequently arrests her for documenting their actions.
Halloween is on Friday?
[sets calendar reminder to go buy cheap candy Friday morning]
[sets calendar reminder to go buy cheap candy Friday morning]
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Halloween is on Friday?
[sets calendar reminder to go buy cheap candy Friday morning]
[sets calendar reminder to go buy cheap candy Friday morning]
Who keeps getting fingerprints on my glasses?
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Who keeps getting fingerprints on my glasses?
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When you don't use virgin olive oil in your kitchen
October 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
When you don't use virgin olive oil in your kitchen
I want to be able to "reply" to some people's bios that are interesting, funny, confusing
October 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I want to be able to "reply" to some people's bios that are interesting, funny, confusing
If you see this post a chef:
October 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If you see this post a chef:
@jayapal.house.gov I have a suggestion for the name of the new Whitehouse ballroom: The Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom
How do we submit that?
How do we submit that?
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
@jayapal.house.gov I have a suggestion for the name of the new Whitehouse ballroom: The Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom
How do we submit that?
How do we submit that?
My new business scheme is captured in the name:
Fenchilada
Fenchilada
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My new business scheme is captured in the name:
Fenchilada
Fenchilada
From the No Kings 2 rally in Seattle
October 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
From the No Kings 2 rally in Seattle
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This is what the Internet is for.
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
This is what the Internet is for.
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley | cagle.com/cartoonist/pat-bagley
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MAGA Catholics are having a full-blown theological meltdown after Pope Leo XIV—America’s first pontiff and apparently the first one to read the actual Gospels—had the audacity to call Trump’s political messaging a “false gospel.”
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MAGA Catholics are having a full-blown theological meltdown after Pope Leo XIV—America’s first pontiff and apparently the first one to read the actual Gospels—had the audacity to call Trump’s political messaging a “false gospel.”
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Cartoon by Pat Bagley | cagle.com/cartoonist/pat-bagley
°°
MAGA Catholics are having a full-blown theological meltdown after Pope Leo XIV—America’s first pontiff and apparently the first one to read the actual Gospels—had the audacity to call Trump’s political messaging a “false gospel.”
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MAGA Catholics are having a full-blown theological meltdown after Pope Leo XIV—America’s first pontiff and apparently the first one to read the actual Gospels—had the audacity to call Trump’s political messaging a “false gospel.”
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“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government…”
~Patrick Henry
~Patrick Henry
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government…”
~Patrick Henry
~Patrick Henry
We can dream
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
We can dream
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J.D. Vance says it's OK to joke about gas chambers, rape, and "watermelon people", but if you quote Charlie Kirk you'll get your VISA revoked
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
J.D. Vance says it's OK to joke about gas chambers, rape, and "watermelon people", but if you quote Charlie Kirk you'll get your VISA revoked
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So many similarities to GOP candidate Nixon dispatching Kissinger to sabotage LBJ's Vietnam talks, initiating a horrendous Cambodian bombing campaign after winning the 1968 election - only to sign essentially the same deal in 1973 that LBJ had put together 5 years earlier.
t.co/joY390u4V0
t.co/joY390u4V0
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
So many similarities to GOP candidate Nixon dispatching Kissinger to sabotage LBJ's Vietnam talks, initiating a horrendous Cambodian bombing campaign after winning the 1968 election - only to sign essentially the same deal in 1973 that LBJ had put together 5 years earlier.
t.co/joY390u4V0
t.co/joY390u4V0
Is anyone looking into what could be done with the endlessly renewable resource noise hair?
October 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Is anyone looking into what could be done with the endlessly renewable resource noise hair?
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waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta
shaggy: Zoinks!
shaggy: Zoinks!
waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta
batman: what
batman: what
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta
shaggy: Zoinks!
shaggy: Zoinks!
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Shoutout to the person who first decided to pull some pork
October 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Shoutout to the person who first decided to pull some pork