TJ Hard
@wingnutemt.bsky.social
Nationally certified ambulance driver, I mean medical professional. I do dumb things at night.
Pinned
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
"You'll be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Pick it, pack it
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong, it's not a new method
Inhale, exhale
Just got a ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat cone
But my double barrel bong is gettin' me stoned.
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong, it's not a new method
Inhale, exhale
Just got a ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat cone
But my double barrel bong is gettin' me stoned.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Pick it, pack it
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong, it's not a new method
Inhale, exhale
Just got a ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat cone
But my double barrel bong is gettin' me stoned.
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong, it's not a new method
Inhale, exhale
Just got a ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat cone
But my double barrel bong is gettin' me stoned.
I just watched the 2010 Ben Affleck movie, 'The Town', here's how I imagine the auditions went...
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I just watched the 2010 Ben Affleck movie, 'The Town', here's how I imagine the auditions went...
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...
Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.
And then it just goes on and on from there.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
OnlyFans but it's just me doing a tutorial on how to resurface an old bookshelf.
OnlyFans but it’s just me peeling potatoes.
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
OnlyFans but it's just me doing a tutorial on how to resurface an old bookshelf.
I knew that was going to happen. Trump never pays his people.
Trump Stiffs Thousands of Air Traffic Controllers With Shutdown Bonus Snub
Most workers miss out on a bonus for working through the shutdown.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I knew that was going to happen. Trump never pays his people.
STOP. this is a selfish e checkpoint. You must repost a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
STOP. this is a selfish e checkpoint. You must repost a cute selfie to proceed.
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Milky Wap
Milky Wap
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Gobsloppers
Gobsloppers
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Milky Wap
Milky Wap
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a charcuterie board of various grievances
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
a charcuterie board of various grievances
Reposted by TJ Hard
My obituary will also be a Mad Libs.
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My obituary will also be a Mad Libs.
Here's a photo that sums up the trump administration. They're coming for your freedom.
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Here's a photo that sums up the trump administration. They're coming for your freedom.
It's that time of year again where I can't believe it's all from one tree. #rakingsucks
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's that time of year again where I can't believe it's all from one tree. #rakingsucks
Time to burn the whole thing down. 15 isn't 'barely legal', it's child rape.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Time to burn the whole thing down. 15 isn't 'barely legal', it's child rape.
If the Epstein files come out and it takes down half the government, good. Let it, it's time for a hard reset.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If the Epstein files come out and it takes down half the government, good. Let it, it's time for a hard reset.
You're at Ben.
I need you at Jerry's.
I need you at Jerry's.
You're at Louise.
I need you at Thelma.
I need you at Thelma.
You’re at Starsky.
I need you at Hutch.
I need you at Hutch.
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You're at Ben.
I need you at Jerry's.
I need you at Jerry's.
Yesterday was veteran's day, former president Obama took time to meet with an honor flight filled with veterans and personally shake hands with everyone on board. President Trump, on the other hand, met with a terrorist and shook his hand in the oval office. Our country is stupid.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yesterday was veteran's day, former president Obama took time to meet with an honor flight filled with veterans and personally shake hands with everyone on board. President Trump, on the other hand, met with a terrorist and shook his hand in the oval office. Our country is stupid.
What movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
Reposted by TJ Hard
You're at Great.
I need you at Space Coasters.
I need you at Space Coasters.
You're at Crofts.
I need you at Seals.
I need you at Seals.
You're at Oates.
I need you at Hall.
I need you at Hall.
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You're at Great.
I need you at Space Coasters.
I need you at Space Coasters.