TJ Hard
@wingnutemt.bsky.social
Nationally certified ambulance driver, I mean medical professional. I do dumb things at night.
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Anti-biotics sure can kill a Saturday, my man...I say to myself on the way to the toilet for the 10th time today.
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Anti-biotics sure can kill a Saturday, my man...I say to myself on the way to the toilet for the 10th time today.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Ma'am, if you don't stop yelling at me I swear to God I'm going to fall in love with you "
"Ma'am, if you don't stop yelling at me I swear to God I'm going to fall in love with you "
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Please drink your water, I’m trying to keep you alive.”
“Please drink your water, I’m trying to keep you alive.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“What size engine is it?”
“What size engine is it?”
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Ma'am, if you don't stop yelling at me I swear to God I'm going to fall in love with you "
"Ma'am, if you don't stop yelling at me I swear to God I'm going to fall in love with you "
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Nonnes pictures, where are you mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Nonnes pictures, where are you mentally?
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If Bluesky is a shoe store your account is the foot measurer thing
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If Bluesky is a shoe store your account is the foot measurer thing
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the cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
the cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks
If you see this, post a character that starts with a 'G'.
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with a 'G'.
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A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
In the drawer of silverware, I'm the corn on the cob holder you still have for some reason, even though you lost the other one.
In a drawer of silverware, I’m the mismatched butter knife you use for odd jobs, like stuck DVD retrieval
In a drawer of silverware, I’m that damn spatula that keeps the drawer from opening
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
In the drawer of silverware, I'm the corn on the cob holder you still have for some reason, even though you lost the other one.
I quit smoking for this? This is bullshit!
February 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I quit smoking for this? This is bullshit!
This is who runs this account.
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
This is who runs this account.
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
This is who runs this account.
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This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This is who runs this account
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Share a preacher, nun or a priest.
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Share a preacher, nun or a priest.
Share a preacher, nun, or a priest.
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Share a preacher, nun, or a priest.
Share a reacher, nun, or a priest.
February 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Share a reacher, nun, or a priest.
A streetcar named Dick.
The girl with the dragon dick
Brokedick Mountain
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
A streetcar named Dick.
What's eating Gilbert Dick?
Cloudy with a Chance of Dicks
The girl with the dragon dick
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
What's eating Gilbert Dick?
Shitposts on a hot tin roof.
Gentlemen Prefer Shitposts
Gone With the Shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Shitposts on a hot tin roof.
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
@daisy91.bsky.social This book is about you I think.
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
@daisy91.bsky.social This book is about you I think.
People are out there right now on social media twisting themselves into knots over how Alex Pretti should not be able to carry a gun at a protest. They're going to scuttle the second amendment to own the libs. That'll show 'em.
January 28, 2026 at 3:36 AM
People are out there right now on social media twisting themselves into knots over how Alex Pretti should not be able to carry a gun at a protest. They're going to scuttle the second amendment to own the libs. That'll show 'em.
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"Tom Homan, shown here carrying around two paper bags filled with loose cash..."
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"Tom Homan, shown here carrying around two paper bags filled with loose cash..."