TJ Hard
@wingnutemt.bsky.social
Nationally certified ambulance driver, I mean medical professional. I do dumb things at night.
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What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's day Ball. What about you?
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's day Ball. What about you?
I didn't see this commercial during the Superbowl, now I understand why people were pissed about ring cameras.
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I didn't see this commercial during the Superbowl, now I understand why people were pissed about ring cameras.
I don't know if you guys have been over to Facebook lately but, oh my god are people dumb now!
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I don't know if you guys have been over to Facebook lately but, oh my god are people dumb now!
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ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may need a tetanus booster
ATTENTION: If You Watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA Half-Time Show, You May Have Been Exposed to Measles
ATTENTION: If You Watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA Half-Time Show, You May Have Contracted Cerebellar Herpes
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may need a tetanus booster
Seahawks!!!!
a football game between the seahawks and the heat
Alt: Seahawks!
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Seahawks!!!!
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Best Super Bowl Halftime Shows (as voted by "real Americans")
1. An All-Star Salute To White Bread
2. Disney's Tribute to Country Clubs
3. The South Will Rise Again!
1. An All-Star Salute To White Bread
2. Disney's Tribute to Country Clubs
3. The South Will Rise Again!
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Best Super Bowl Halftime Shows (as voted by "real Americans")
1. An All-Star Salute To White Bread
2. Disney's Tribute to Country Clubs
3. The South Will Rise Again!
1. An All-Star Salute To White Bread
2. Disney's Tribute to Country Clubs
3. The South Will Rise Again!
Anti-biotics sure can kill a Saturday, my man...I say to myself on the way to the toilet for the 10th time today.
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Anti-biotics sure can kill a Saturday, my man...I say to myself on the way to the toilet for the 10th time today.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Ma'am, if you don't stop yelling at me I swear to God I'm going to fall in love with you "
"Ma'am, if you don't stop yelling at me I swear to God I'm going to fall in love with you "
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Please drink your water, I’m trying to keep you alive.”
“Please drink your water, I’m trying to keep you alive.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“What size engine is it?”
“What size engine is it?”
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Ma'am, if you don't stop yelling at me I swear to God I'm going to fall in love with you "
"Ma'am, if you don't stop yelling at me I swear to God I'm going to fall in love with you "
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Nonnes pictures, where are you mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Nonnes pictures, where are you mentally?
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If Bluesky is a shoe store your account is the foot measurer thing
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If Bluesky is a shoe store your account is the foot measurer thing
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the cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
the cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks
If you see this, post a character that starts with a 'G'.
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with a 'G'.
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A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
In the drawer of silverware, I'm the corn on the cob holder you still have for some reason, even though you lost the other one.
In a drawer of silverware, I’m the mismatched butter knife you use for odd jobs, like stuck DVD retrieval
In a drawer of silverware, I’m that damn spatula that keeps the drawer from opening
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
In the drawer of silverware, I'm the corn on the cob holder you still have for some reason, even though you lost the other one.
I quit smoking for this? This is bullshit!
February 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I quit smoking for this? This is bullshit!
This is who runs this account.
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
This is who runs this account.
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
This is who runs this account.
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This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This is who runs this account
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Share a preacher, nun or a priest.
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Share a preacher, nun or a priest.
Share a preacher, nun, or a priest.
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Share a preacher, nun, or a priest.
Share a reacher, nun, or a priest.
February 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Share a reacher, nun, or a priest.
A streetcar named Dick.
The girl with the dragon dick
Brokedick Mountain
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
A streetcar named Dick.