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TJ Hard
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Nationally certified ambulance driver, I mean medical professional. I do dumb things at night.
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Me: I'm okay.

Also me:
This person feels personally attacked.
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Pick it, pack it
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong, it's not a new method
Inhale, exhale
Just got a ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat cone
But my double barrel bong is gettin' me stoned.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I just watched the 2010 Ben Affleck movie, 'The Town', here's how I imagine the auditions went...

Affleck: How's your Boston accent?
Renner: BAH-ston.
Affleck: BAHS-ton.
Renner:BAHHHS-ton...

Affleck: Perfect! Send in Hamm.

And then it just goes on and on from there.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
OnlyFans but it's just me doing a tutorial on how to resurface an old bookshelf.
OnlyFans but it’s just me peeling potatoes.
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I knew that was going to happen. Trump never pays his people.
Trump Stiffs Thousands of Air Traffic Controllers With Shutdown Bonus Snub
Most workers miss out on a bonus for working through the shutdown.
share.google
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
STOP. this is a selfish e checkpoint. You must repost a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This is a real product, and I know what I'm asking Santa for! #wutang
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy

Milky Wap
Change one letter and ruin a candy

Gobsloppers
change one letter and ruin a candy

zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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a charcuterie board of various grievances
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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My obituary will also be a Mad Libs.
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Dogparkin'
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Here's a photo that sums up the trump administration. They're coming for your freedom.
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It's that time of year again where I can't believe it's all from one tree. #rakingsucks
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Time to burn the whole thing down. 15 isn't 'barely legal', it's child rape.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If the Epstein files come out and it takes down half the government, good. Let it, it's time for a hard reset.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You're at Ben.

I need you at Jerry's.
You're at Louise.

I need you at Thelma.
You’re at Starsky.

I need you at Hutch.
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Yesterday was veteran's day, former president Obama took time to meet with an honor flight filled with veterans and personally shake hands with everyone on board. President Trump, on the other hand, met with a terrorist and shook his hand in the oval office. Our country is stupid.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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🤣🤣
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM