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"Pope Leo said Scripture emphasizes the question that will be posed at the end of the world:

'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..."

chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...
Pope Leo calls for ‘deep reflection’ about treatment of detained migrants in U.S.
“Many people who have lived for years and years and years, never causing problems, have been deeply affected by what is going on right now,” Chicago-born pope says.
chicago.suntimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
New presidential fitness test is just the FAST assessment for detecting strokes
September 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
you’re walking around out here like your hooba don’t stank
August 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A haiku:

With each new dog met
A connection to god nears
Even ugly ones
July 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Big day:
- took a shit in a dive bar
- made friends with a bird
- saw some live car karaoke
June 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Not sure why, but eating soup without pants on is a great feeling
February 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
February 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once
January 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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carl jung fans are now called junggalos
December 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Does the data exist to determine if there are more convicted serial rapists that are cut or uncut?
December 31, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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at this critical time in history, there is nothing we need more than lunchposting. just post your lunch
November 19, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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grilling at night, sailor's delight
November 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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the worst thing about conspiracy theories is that they're sometimes right
November 19, 2024 at 5:19 AM
One of the things that leads me to believe I’m autistic is that I’m going to have to switch sock brands soon because the ones I liked got discontinued and I’m stressed about it. I’m just realizing now that every time this has happened, I’ve been stressed about it.
November 14, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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Companies trying to roll back work from home policy
November 9, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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funerals should end the same way as weddings. after everyone concerned is done talking, the officiant should say "you may now kiss the deceased"
November 9, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Feeling very powerful today. Took a dump in a dive bar bathroom
November 10, 2024 at 1:34 AM