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I realized I need to import my pinned tweet here… this has been my signature post since 2014
If the cheese easily separates from the sauce on a frozen pizza that's a dealbreaker even if it's otherwise decent. Looking at you, Connie's!!
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
If the cheese easily separates from the sauce on a frozen pizza that's a dealbreaker even if it's otherwise decent. Looking at you, Connie's!!
A bit of living history from the same cartoon
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
A bit of living history from the same cartoon
This repetitive clip of bulls marching in a 1930s Van Beuren cartoon struck me as incredibly, even profoundly funny when I was high the other night
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This repetitive clip of bulls marching in a 1930s Van Beuren cartoon struck me as incredibly, even profoundly funny when I was high the other night
The 2-hour Epstein interview with Steve Bannon they dropped in the files is, in effect, Epstein doing an episode of the Joe Rogan podcast
February 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
The 2-hour Epstein interview with Steve Bannon they dropped in the files is, in effect, Epstein doing an episode of the Joe Rogan podcast
Greek yogurt with 25mg of protein and 25mg of THC
February 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Greek yogurt with 25mg of protein and 25mg of THC
Tubi is also valuable as a way of keeping in touch with what’s going on with commercials these days. Turns out Panera has commercials now
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Tubi is also valuable as a way of keeping in touch with what’s going on with commercials these days. Turns out Panera has commercials now
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
Finally a Chotiner interview for the cinephiles…
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Finally a Chotiner interview for the cinephiles…
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Spending an absolutely miserable weekend with my canker sore
January 31, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Spending an absolutely miserable weekend with my canker sore
Always fun when the rest of the country gets to learn that the bosses at the Tribune have been conservative freaks forever
From the Editorial Board: You don’t need to share the Vances’ political views to be happy for them.
Editorial: A baby at 1 Observatory Circle
A new life is a reason for hope, a moment that invites optimism about the future. We wish Usha and the Vance family well.
trib.al
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Always fun when the rest of the country gets to learn that the bosses at the Tribune have been conservative freaks forever
The lighting on season 2 of The Pitt isn’t as bright as it was in season 1. I can tell because I had to turn off the lamp in my living room for the premiere, which I never had to do for season 1
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The lighting on season 2 of The Pitt isn’t as bright as it was in season 1. I can tell because I had to turn off the lamp in my living room for the premiere, which I never had to do for season 1
My least Chicago-coded trait is that I’m becoming more and more of a winter weakling as I get older. I hate dealing with this shit and I hate becoming a hermit during these long cold snaps/storms. I’m ready to move to California just in time for the climate apocalypse
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My least Chicago-coded trait is that I’m becoming more and more of a winter weakling as I get older. I hate dealing with this shit and I hate becoming a hermit during these long cold snaps/storms. I’m ready to move to California just in time for the climate apocalypse
Gave myself another allergic reaction because I didn't notice the "may contain traces of peanut" note on a box of cookies again... this has happened to me a Darwin Awards number of times.
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Gave myself another allergic reaction because I didn't notice the "may contain traces of peanut" note on a box of cookies again... this has happened to me a Darwin Awards number of times.
Aside from the randomly visionary outlier that was mother! (2017), it's clear that Darren Aronofsky has been floundering for a long time with no solid sense of why he makes movies anymore. He has no identity as a filmmaker, so perhaps he's grasping for "AI guy" as a belated acquisition of identity.
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Aside from the randomly visionary outlier that was mother! (2017), it's clear that Darren Aronofsky has been floundering for a long time with no solid sense of why he makes movies anymore. He has no identity as a filmmaker, so perhaps he's grasping for "AI guy" as a belated acquisition of identity.
Mulaney on Birbiglia's podcast this week is a huge event for guys who are approximately 40
January 30, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Mulaney on Birbiglia's podcast this week is a huge event for guys who are approximately 40
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years ago someone entered their email wrong so I have been getting lodge announcements from a bunch of Freemasons in Ball Ground Georgia for a while, a lot of these are death announcements and I read every one. just had the realization that this is an absurdly depressing thing to do
January 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
years ago someone entered their email wrong so I have been getting lodge announcements from a bunch of Freemasons in Ball Ground Georgia for a while, a lot of these are death announcements and I read every one. just had the realization that this is an absurdly depressing thing to do
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
I'm no expert on labor issues but I can't imagine a general strike is supposed to be announced only 24 hours in advance
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I'm no expert on labor issues but I can't imagine a general strike is supposed to be announced only 24 hours in advance
It must feel great to be a Gen-X comedian/actor who’s just a podcaster now. Semi-passive income reading Uber Eats ads. Working like 6 hours a week, no need to get cast in a movie or TV show
January 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
It must feel great to be a Gen-X comedian/actor who’s just a podcaster now. Semi-passive income reading Uber Eats ads. Working like 6 hours a week, no need to get cast in a movie or TV show
The aspect of Bluesky posting culture that I absolutely do not relate to or understand is the constant negative attention toward policies enacted by the employees of Bluesky about moderation or whatever. I'm sorry, who gives a shit? Why are people obsessed with this topic?
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 AM
The aspect of Bluesky posting culture that I absolutely do not relate to or understand is the constant negative attention toward policies enacted by the employees of Bluesky about moderation or whatever. I'm sorry, who gives a shit? Why are people obsessed with this topic?
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
I'm happy for everyone in the alternate timeline where President Bernie Sanders gave us all a 30-hour work week. I'm not bitter. They deserve it more than I do
January 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I'm happy for everyone in the alternate timeline where President Bernie Sanders gave us all a 30-hour work week. I'm not bitter. They deserve it more than I do
I like when the package of ravioli says "do not overcook." Damn I'm glad you said something, I figured I'd just go ahead and overcook this shit
January 29, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I like when the package of ravioli says "do not overcook." Damn I'm glad you said something, I figured I'd just go ahead and overcook this shit