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I realized I need to import my pinned tweet here… this has been my signature post since 2014
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Philidelphia DA Larry Krasner warns ICE: If an agent commits crimes in Philly, I will charge you. You will be arrested. You will stand trial, and you will be convicted in state or federal court and you will do your time. Donald Trump can't pardon you for a state court conviction.
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Philidelphia DA Larry Krasner warns ICE: If an agent commits crimes in Philly, I will charge you. You will be arrested. You will stand trial, and you will be convicted in state or federal court and you will do your time. Donald Trump can't pardon you for a state court conviction.
Adam Friedland is the benevolent version of Bill Maher
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Adam Friedland is the benevolent version of Bill Maher
Does Adam Friendland really always have nasal congestion or is he playing that up for laughs
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Does Adam Friendland really always have nasal congestion or is he playing that up for laughs
Epstein joking about a "Pariah's Club" of MeToo'd men
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Epstein joking about a "Pariah's Club" of MeToo'd men
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This repetitive clip of bulls marching in a 1930s Van Beuren cartoon struck me as incredibly, even profoundly funny when I was high the other night
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This repetitive clip of bulls marching in a 1930s Van Beuren cartoon struck me as incredibly, even profoundly funny when I was high the other night
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Judge Reyes begins by explaining who the plaintiffs are: not "killers, leeches, or entitlement junkies" as Kristi Noem suggested.
They are a neuroscientist, a software engineer, a laboratory assistant, a registered nurse, and an economics major. All were facing deportation.
They are a neuroscientist, a software engineer, a laboratory assistant, a registered nurse, and an economics major. All were facing deportation.
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Judge Reyes begins by explaining who the plaintiffs are: not "killers, leeches, or entitlement junkies" as Kristi Noem suggested.
They are a neuroscientist, a software engineer, a laboratory assistant, a registered nurse, and an economics major. All were facing deportation.
They are a neuroscientist, a software engineer, a laboratory assistant, a registered nurse, and an economics major. All were facing deportation.
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Judge Reyes starts with a comparison: George Washington versus Kristi Noem.
![[start quotation] MEMORANDUM OPINION
On December 2, 1783, then-Commander-in-Chief George Washington penned: “America is open to receive not only the Opulent & respected Stranger, but the oppressed & persecuted of
all Nations & Religions.”1
More than two centuries later, Congress reaffirmed President
Washington’s vision by establishing the Temporary Protected Status (TPS) program. See 8
U.S.C. § 1254a (TPS statute). It provides humanitarian relief to foreign nationals in the United
States who come from disaster-stricken countries. It also brings in substantial revenue, with TPS
holders generating $5.2 billion in taxes annually. See Part VI.
Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem has a different take."[end quotation]
Underneath is a screenshot of a tweet, which reads: " Secretary Kristi Noem
@Sec_Noem
I just met with the President.
I am recommending a full travel ban on every damn country that's been flooding our nation with killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies.
Our forefathers built this nation on blood, sweat, and the unyielding love of freedom-not for foreign invaders to slaughter our heroes, suck dry our hard-earned tax dollars, or snatch the benefits owed to AMERICANS.
WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Judge Reyes starts with a comparison: George Washington versus Kristi Noem.
If the cheese easily separates from the sauce on a frozen pizza that's a dealbreaker even if it's otherwise decent. Looking at you, Connie's!!
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
If the cheese easily separates from the sauce on a frozen pizza that's a dealbreaker even if it's otherwise decent. Looking at you, Connie's!!
A bit of living history from the same cartoon
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
A bit of living history from the same cartoon
This repetitive clip of bulls marching in a 1930s Van Beuren cartoon struck me as incredibly, even profoundly funny when I was high the other night
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This repetitive clip of bulls marching in a 1930s Van Beuren cartoon struck me as incredibly, even profoundly funny when I was high the other night
The 2-hour Epstein interview with Steve Bannon they dropped in the files is, in effect, Epstein doing an episode of the Joe Rogan podcast
February 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
The 2-hour Epstein interview with Steve Bannon they dropped in the files is, in effect, Epstein doing an episode of the Joe Rogan podcast
Greek yogurt with 25mg of protein and 25mg of THC
February 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Greek yogurt with 25mg of protein and 25mg of THC
Tubi is also valuable as a way of keeping in touch with what’s going on with commercials these days. Turns out Panera has commercials now
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Tubi is also valuable as a way of keeping in touch with what’s going on with commercials these days. Turns out Panera has commercials now
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
Finally a Chotiner interview for the cinephiles…
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Finally a Chotiner interview for the cinephiles…
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Spending an absolutely miserable weekend with my canker sore
January 31, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Spending an absolutely miserable weekend with my canker sore
Always fun when the rest of the country gets to learn that the bosses at the Tribune have been conservative freaks forever
From the Editorial Board: You don’t need to share the Vances’ political views to be happy for them.
Editorial: A baby at 1 Observatory Circle
A new life is a reason for hope, a moment that invites optimism about the future. We wish Usha and the Vance family well.
trib.al
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Always fun when the rest of the country gets to learn that the bosses at the Tribune have been conservative freaks forever
The lighting on season 2 of The Pitt isn’t as bright as it was in season 1. I can tell because I had to turn off the lamp in my living room for the premiere, which I never had to do for season 1
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The lighting on season 2 of The Pitt isn’t as bright as it was in season 1. I can tell because I had to turn off the lamp in my living room for the premiere, which I never had to do for season 1
My least Chicago-coded trait is that I’m becoming more and more of a winter weakling as I get older. I hate dealing with this shit and I hate becoming a hermit during these long cold snaps/storms. I’m ready to move to California just in time for the climate apocalypse
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My least Chicago-coded trait is that I’m becoming more and more of a winter weakling as I get older. I hate dealing with this shit and I hate becoming a hermit during these long cold snaps/storms. I’m ready to move to California just in time for the climate apocalypse
Gave myself another allergic reaction because I didn't notice the "may contain traces of peanut" note on a box of cookies again... this has happened to me a Darwin Awards number of times.
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Gave myself another allergic reaction because I didn't notice the "may contain traces of peanut" note on a box of cookies again... this has happened to me a Darwin Awards number of times.
Aside from the randomly visionary outlier that was mother! (2017), it's clear that Darren Aronofsky has been floundering for a long time with no solid sense of why he makes movies anymore. He has no identity as a filmmaker, so perhaps he's grasping for "AI guy" as a belated acquisition of identity.
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Aside from the randomly visionary outlier that was mother! (2017), it's clear that Darren Aronofsky has been floundering for a long time with no solid sense of why he makes movies anymore. He has no identity as a filmmaker, so perhaps he's grasping for "AI guy" as a belated acquisition of identity.
Mulaney on Birbiglia's podcast this week is a huge event for guys who are approximately 40
January 30, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Mulaney on Birbiglia's podcast this week is a huge event for guys who are approximately 40
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years ago someone entered their email wrong so I have been getting lodge announcements from a bunch of Freemasons in Ball Ground Georgia for a while, a lot of these are death announcements and I read every one. just had the realization that this is an absurdly depressing thing to do
January 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
years ago someone entered their email wrong so I have been getting lodge announcements from a bunch of Freemasons in Ball Ground Georgia for a while, a lot of these are death announcements and I read every one. just had the realization that this is an absurdly depressing thing to do