Caffeinated Lizard
caffeinatedlizard.bsky.social
Caffeinated Lizard
@caffeinatedlizard.bsky.social
reptile keeper, gecko breeder, weather tracker, and general manager of a small chaos factory
We have a new mom in the house! Bluetooth secretly laid eggs! Tempest is going to be a dad two times over now, marking him a tried and true proven breeder!
#geckobreeder #reptilekeeper #getskunked 🦎
March 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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This ⬇️

Few people know 230 as well as Mike
Democracy is burning, and we need sites like Bluesky more than ever. And Senator Durbin wants to repeal 230, which would massively stifle the ability of sites like Bluesky to exist, while massively empowering X and Meta.

Why?

It seems that someone in his office doesn't understand 230.
It’s time to repeal Section 230. We must be able to take social media companies to court for addicting kids and enabling drug trafficking on their platforms.
March 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Legal counsel representing federal employees is now being targeted by the Trump administration. Law firms are receiving a clear message that retaliation is possible for those advocating on behalf of individuals or groups opposing the administration’s agenda.
March 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sure, help yourself, dude.

#geckobreeder #skunkgecko #feedingfrenzy
March 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...
Congressman Al Green on X: "Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl" / X
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl
x.com
March 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Please listen and share—this is a very serious situation. This is extremely alarming! The Trump administration, across two agencies, is considering bringing criminal charges against employees simply for doing their jobs.
March 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I raise my own Dubia roaches as feeders for my reptiles and this has to be one of the prettiest roaches I've seen in the colony.
#roaches #bugs #reptilekeeping 🪳
March 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Marvolo, my male legless lizard, thinking he's hiding.

#leglesslizard #sheltopusik #reptilekeeping 🦎
March 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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A divided Supreme Court rejected the Trump administration’s request to block a lower court’s ruling on foreign aid funding, requiring the USAID to resume payments.
March 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Namaqua Dwarf Chameleon (Bradypodion occidentale).

#chameleons #chameleonphotography
March 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Shelly fancies herself to be a stick, apparently.
#sheltopusik #Leglesslizard #NotASnake 🦎
March 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Excited to use "Pulled an Al Green" in a future sentence. 💪

@algreen.house.gov
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Rep. Al Green is a goddamn hero.
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Elon Musk shared a call from conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro urging Trump to pardon Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted in the 2020 killing of George Floyd.
March 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
March 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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There’s a major shift in U.S. cybersecurity policy. A recent CISA memo removed Russia from its list of priorities, focusing instead on China and local systems. Analysts were told not to track Russian cyber threats.
March 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Bigby wants you to look deep into his eyes....and give him bugs
#geckobreeder #Gekkovittatus #Skunkgecko 🦎
March 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Gadget is ready to call it a night
#DogsofBlueSky #cattledog #bordercollie #mutt 🐶
March 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The night before every marathon.
#memes
#runningmemes
March 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Shrek is having some feelings about realizing that tomorrow is Monday.
#Skink #BlueTongue #Indonesian #Halmahera 🦎
March 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
These two are going to be the cutest couple of 2025.
#sheltopusik #leglesslizard #Sheltos 🦎
March 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I got to hang out with Sunspot for a few minutes while I cleaned baby bins. She's such a sweet gecko.
#geckobreeder #skunkgecko #reptilekeeper 🦎
March 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Widget was so excited for cage cleaning night I got a hug. Or maybe he's auditioning to be a facehugger. Hmmm

#geckobreeder #skunkgecko #repilekeeper 🦎
March 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I have the cutest finger armor ever!

#gekobreeder #skunkgecko #geckosofBlueSky 🦎
March 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM