Caitlin
@caithuls.bsky.social
Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
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Caitlin
@caithuls.bsky.social
· Jun 10
No one wants to hang out with me anymore ever since I got a bad personality and became evil
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I covered the NFL for The Guardian for like... eight years? Including a stream of Super Bowls. This is 100% accurate.
Sorry I said football is diet war
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I covered the NFL for The Guardian for like... eight years? Including a stream of Super Bowls. This is 100% accurate.
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Sorry I said football is diet war
November 30, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Sorry I said football is diet war
BOSS: Your feminist agenda is starting to disrupt meetings
ME: *tucks tampon behind ear like a pen* How
ME: *tucks tampon behind ear like a pen* How
May 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
BOSS: Your feminist agenda is starting to disrupt meetings
ME: *tucks tampon behind ear like a pen* How
ME: *tucks tampon behind ear like a pen* How
I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about it and I think if chickens were trying to steal my style I’d probably say something like “I like that boom boom pow, them chickens jackin' my style”
April 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about it and I think if chickens were trying to steal my style I’d probably say something like “I like that boom boom pow, them chickens jackin' my style”
Regular vyvanse in the morning, blow our pupils up
April 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Regular vyvanse in the morning, blow our pupils up
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the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way
October 20, 2024 at 12:33 PM
the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way
Me, my face. A facie they could call it but they don’t
April 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Me, my face. A facie they could call it but they don’t
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Doctor’s office has the news blaring in the waiting room, can’t wait to see how normal and good my heart rate and blood pressure are
April 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Doctor’s office has the news blaring in the waiting room, can’t wait to see how normal and good my heart rate and blood pressure are
Personally I think it’s wrong that they’re launching Katy Perry into the sun. Let her hang out on the moon until the album chatter dies down damn
April 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Personally I think it’s wrong that they’re launching Katy Perry into the sun. Let her hang out on the moon until the album chatter dies down damn
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[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a mitten vending machine as an avalanche approaches]
January 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a mitten vending machine as an avalanche approaches]
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Like y’all even care..
April 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Like y’all even care..
My dad and uncle are having a complain off
April 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My dad and uncle are having a complain off
You drink one sports drink and suddenly you’re kicking and throwing any sphere you see. Anyway I’m sorry about your baby’s head it’s just
April 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You drink one sports drink and suddenly you’re kicking and throwing any sphere you see. Anyway I’m sorry about your baby’s head it’s just
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report this woman for plagiarizing @caithuls.bsky.social's bit
March 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
report this woman for plagiarizing @caithuls.bsky.social's bit
Sometimes it’s like y’all don’t even care about using a dinosaur toy as a pillow anymore
April 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Sometimes it’s like y’all don’t even care about using a dinosaur toy as a pillow anymore
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whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage i'm like yeah. me know
March 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage i'm like yeah. me know
You’ve heard of cast the verb. You’ve heard of casted the made up verb. Let me introduce you to: casteded. Now we’re all mad you’re welcome
March 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You’ve heard of cast the verb. You’ve heard of casted the made up verb. Let me introduce you to: casteded. Now we’re all mad you’re welcome
[bird watching] when's the yellow one gonna teach me the alphabet
March 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
[bird watching] when's the yellow one gonna teach me the alphabet
I freestyle cut my own hair in the mirror the other day and it looks fine or good even women can do anything
March 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I freestyle cut my own hair in the mirror the other day and it looks fine or good even women can do anything
Another day of being Eliza Caitlin Thornberry
March 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Another day of being Eliza Caitlin Thornberry
Live from South Carolina it’s Birdnado
March 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Live from South Carolina it’s Birdnado
First things first, I’m the cutest
March 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
First things first, I’m the cutest