💧 - 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘺
@callhimherm.bsky.social
⸝⸝ What-- 𝙟𝙚𝙧𝙠? No, no, no, no! I don't think sooo!~ ⸝⸝
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(adult mun and muse)
tags: #dispatchrp #mvrp
A parody account, not affliated with Dispatch! ☁︎
╰┈➤ Likes and reposts appreciated! Profile picture by slimespecter on Tumblr.
(adult mun and muse)
tags: #dispatchrp #mvrp
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a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
ALT: a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
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⤷ Weird, yeah, right? Phenoma-ma-man-man... he is-- he's like a 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳!
➤ NSFW DNI, MDNI either!
𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 ☁︎
➤ NSFW DNI, MDNI either!
𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 ☁︎
( waterboy points to Robert's desk. )
The... guy, that... sits there, him.
The... guy, that... sits there, him.
sorry! m’ just a curious lil’ fella!
and also avid lover of pretty men!
( tilting his head to the side. ear flick. )
hiiiiim?
and also avid lover of pretty men!
( tilting his head to the side. ear flick. )
hiiiiim?
A-- AHH! .. D-- Don't... do that!
It's... if you want to... know, it's... you know, himmm...
( the words won't come out, but he blushes just thinking about it. )
It's... if you want to... know, it's... you know, himmm...
( the words won't come out, but he blushes just thinking about it. )
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
( waterboy points to Robert's desk. )
The... guy, that... sits there, him.
The... guy, that... sits there, him.
... Flambae's pretty... hot... too?
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
... Flambae's pretty... hot... too?
A-- AHH! .. D-- Don't... do that!
It's... if you want to... know, it's... you know, himmm...
( the words won't come out, but he blushes just thinking about it. )
It's... if you want to... know, it's... you know, himmm...
( the words won't come out, but he blushes just thinking about it. )
WHO.
He's pretty...
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A-- AHH! .. D-- Don't... do that!
It's... if you want to... know, it's... you know, himmm...
( the words won't come out, but he blushes just thinking about it. )
It's... if you want to... know, it's... you know, himmm...
( the words won't come out, but he blushes just thinking about it. )
W-- it... it counts, doesn't it? Being cute may be someone's... seductive trait?
. . . eh, i don't think there's much seductive about me. cute, maybe.
E-- Everyone has... something... things, traits... about them! That! Makes them seductive!
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
W-- it... it counts, doesn't it? Being cute may be someone's... seductive trait?
( buying some food from a chinese restaurant, then bringing it to Robert's hospital bed. )
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
( buying some food from a chinese restaurant, then bringing it to Robert's hospital bed. )
... I... I'm not sure how to feel about that... I MEAN-- I'm glad you're... safe! You're recovering, and all.. but-- It's sweet, the things you do for Beef...
I'm surprised you didn't... put an end to Shroud's schemes yet, it's kinda leaving me anxious thinking what his next move is!
I'm surprised you didn't... put an end to Shroud's schemes yet, it's kinda leaving me anxious thinking what his next move is!
Shroud wanted the thing that powered my suit, took Beef hostage. But I couldn't let him win, so I juked him, threw Beef to Chase and well... Died, taking both pulses with me. At least for a day. Woke up here later.
T... thank you, Robby... I... thank, thank you.
( he sits down, leaning close to Robert, looking at your condition. )
I... if you don't mind me asking, boss... what, what exactly happened? Is it personal?
( he sits down, leaning close to Robert, looking at your condition. )
I... if you don't mind me asking, boss... what, what exactly happened? Is it personal?
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
... I... I'm not sure how to feel about that... I MEAN-- I'm glad you're... safe! You're recovering, and all.. but-- It's sweet, the things you do for Beef...
I'm surprised you didn't... put an end to Shroud's schemes yet, it's kinda leaving me anxious thinking what his next move is!
I'm surprised you didn't... put an end to Shroud's schemes yet, it's kinda leaving me anxious thinking what his next move is!
T... thank you, Robby... I... thank, thank you.
( he sits down, leaning close to Robert, looking at your condition. )
I... if you don't mind me asking, boss... what, what exactly happened? Is it personal?
( he sits down, leaning close to Robert, looking at your condition. )
I... if you don't mind me asking, boss... what, what exactly happened? Is it personal?
The others will back you up, I promise. Just work well with them, and you'll be fine.
W-- What?! N-- no, no! I... I know I held my own against the... you know, against them, some of them, but... I... I can't... I'm... weak, Rob...
If... you want me to.. do it, and you think I can... then I'll obey, sir...
If... you want me to.. do it, and you think I can... then I'll obey, sir...
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
T... thank you, Robby... I... thank, thank you.
( he sits down, leaning close to Robert, looking at your condition. )
I... if you don't mind me asking, boss... what, what exactly happened? Is it personal?
( he sits down, leaning close to Robert, looking at your condition. )
I... if you don't mind me asking, boss... what, what exactly happened? Is it personal?
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
W-- What?! N-- no, no! I... I know I held my own against the... you know, against them, some of them, but... I... I can't... I'm... weak, Rob...
If... you want me to.. do it, and you think I can... then I'll obey, sir...
If... you want me to.. do it, and you think I can... then I'll obey, sir...
Thanks Hermie, and thanks for worrying about me, but for now you should worry about helping the others rally up the rest of the Red Ring. Even if Shroud is out of the picture for now, they still will hurt others. Treat it like a hydra in Greek myth. A new head will grow eventually.
Nonono! I-- I mean, after... your hospital... your treatment!
... I.. I do have some... snacks, for... the lunch break... but I'll bring some... for the team! Z-Team! And, you!
... I.. I do have some... snacks, for... the lunch break... but I'll bring some... for the team! Z-Team! And, you!
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
W-- What?! N-- no, no! I... I know I held my own against the... you know, against them, some of them, but... I... I can't... I'm... weak, Rob...
If... you want me to.. do it, and you think I can... then I'll obey, sir...
If... you want me to.. do it, and you think I can... then I'll obey, sir...
Nonono! I-- I mean, after... your hospital... your treatment!
... I.. I do have some... snacks, for... the lunch break... but I'll bring some... for the team! Z-Team! And, you!
... I.. I do have some... snacks, for... the lunch break... but I'll bring some... for the team! Z-Team! And, you!
I'm not allowed to leave the hospital for another day or two Hermie. But if you could sneak me good food...
... T-- there's... um, that restaurant thing..? I think the... red... ring, team is kind of... keeping their heads low, like... unactive, for now!
So it should be... uh, cool... and stuff.
So it should be... uh, cool... and stuff.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Nonono! I-- I mean, after... your hospital... your treatment!
... I.. I do have some... snacks, for... the lunch break... but I'll bring some... for the team! Z-Team! And, you!
... I.. I do have some... snacks, for... the lunch break... but I'll bring some... for the team! Z-Team! And, you!
E-- Everyone has... something... things, traits... about them! That! Makes them seductive!
there isn't anything seductive about me.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
E-- Everyone has... something... things, traits... about them! That! Makes them seductive!
I'm gonna get so wet...
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I'm gonna get so wet...
I-- I'm a sucker for... mayo...
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I-- I'm a sucker for... mayo...
... T-- there's... um, that restaurant thing..? I think the... red... ring, team is kind of... keeping their heads low, like... unactive, for now!
So it should be... uh, cool... and stuff.
So it should be... uh, cool... and stuff.
I'm itching to do something...
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
... T-- there's... um, that restaurant thing..? I think the... red... ring, team is kind of... keeping their heads low, like... unactive, for now!
So it should be... uh, cool... and stuff.
So it should be... uh, cool... and stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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God if only I could be choked by a strong skinny man.
💭 (I-- I'm not sure, it seems more violent...)
God if only I could be choked by a strong skinny man.
💭 (I-- I'm not sure, it seems more violent...)
Choking is SUPER gay
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
[ nc ]
God if only I could be choked by a strong skinny man.
💭 (I-- I'm not sure, it seems more violent...)
God if only I could be choked by a strong skinny man.
💭 (I-- I'm not sure, it seems more violent...)
( he's eating a ham sandwich... nothing else to it, except the fact he smeared the thing in mayo. )
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
( he's eating a ham sandwich... nothing else to it, except the fact he smeared the thing in mayo. )
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Gooooo-- d... morning!
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Gooooo-- d... morning!
( cleaning the desk Robert works on. )
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
( cleaning the desk Robert works on. )
( ohh... he's sobbing. He's sad in the washroom, his legs shake rapidly, he seems to utter some words out, but... they're not really being tuned properly. )
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
( ohh... he's sobbing. He's sad in the washroom, his legs shake rapidly, he seems to utter some words out, but... they're not really being tuned properly. )
I... I miss... Robert...
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I... I miss... Robert...