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💧 - 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘺
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⸝⸝ What-- 𝙟𝙚𝙧𝙠? No, no, no, no! I don't think sooo!~ ⸝⸝


A parody account, not affliated with Dispatch! ☁︎


╰┈➤ Likes and reposts appreciated! Profile picture by slimespecter on Tumblr.

(adult mun and muse)

tags: #dispatchrp #mvrp
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⤷ Weird, yeah, right? Phenoma-ma-man-man... he is-- he's like a 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳!

➤ NSFW DNI, MDNI either!

𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 ☁︎
a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
ALT: a man wearing goggles looks at another man wearing a superhero mask
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I trust... it will make sense to you in the course of-- Well, I'm really not at liberty to say.

☕- #bskyrp #mvrp
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
He's pretty...
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
( buying some food from a chinese restaurant, then bringing it to Robert's hospital bed. )
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
... I... I'm not sure how to feel about that... I MEAN-- I'm glad you're... safe! You're recovering, and all.. but-- It's sweet, the things you do for Beef...

I'm surprised you didn't... put an end to Shroud's schemes yet, it's kinda leaving me anxious thinking what his next move is!
Shroud wanted the thing that powered my suit, took Beef hostage. But I couldn't let him win, so I juked him, threw Beef to Chase and well... Died, taking both pulses with me. At least for a day. Woke up here later.
T... thank you, Robby... I... thank, thank you.

( he sits down, leaning close to Robert, looking at your condition. )

I... if you don't mind me asking, boss... what, what exactly happened? Is it personal?
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
T... thank you, Robby... I... thank, thank you.

( he sits down, leaning close to Robert, looking at your condition. )

I... if you don't mind me asking, boss... what, what exactly happened? Is it personal?
The others will back you up, I promise. Just work well with them, and you'll be fine.
W-- What?! N-- no, no! I... I know I held my own against the... you know, against them, some of them, but... I... I can't... I'm... weak, Rob...

If... you want me to.. do it, and you think I can... then I'll obey, sir...
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
pie

(to muns that played dispatch: did you choose waterboy or phenomaman?)
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
W-- What?! N-- no, no! I... I know I held my own against the... you know, against them, some of them, but... I... I can't... I'm... weak, Rob...

If... you want me to.. do it, and you think I can... then I'll obey, sir...
Thanks Hermie, and thanks for worrying about me, but for now you should worry about helping the others rally up the rest of the Red Ring. Even if Shroud is out of the picture for now, they still will hurt others. Treat it like a hydra in Greek myth. A new head will grow eventually.
Nonono! I-- I mean, after... your hospital... your treatment!

... I.. I do have some... snacks, for... the lunch break... but I'll bring some... for the team! Z-Team! And, you!
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nonono! I-- I mean, after... your hospital... your treatment!

... I.. I do have some... snacks, for... the lunch break... but I'll bring some... for the team! Z-Team! And, you!
I'm not allowed to leave the hospital for another day or two Hermie. But if you could sneak me good food...
... T-- there's... um, that restaurant thing..? I think the... red... ring, team is kind of... keeping their heads low, like... unactive, for now!

So it should be... uh, cool... and stuff.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
E-- Everyone has... something... things, traits... about them! That! Makes them seductive!
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm gonna get so wet...
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I-- I'm a sucker for... mayo...
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
... T-- there's... um, that restaurant thing..? I think the... red... ring, team is kind of... keeping their heads low, like... unactive, for now!

So it should be... uh, cool... and stuff.
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
pie

(again, shipping business is...... available, but there's no one for this twinkie so)
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
[ nc ]

God if only I could be choked by a strong skinny man.

💭 (I-- I'm not sure, it seems more violent...)
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
( he's eating a ham sandwich... nothing else to it, except the fact he smeared the thing in mayo. )
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
pie

(PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. PLEASE GIVE ME WATERMECH.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Gooooo-- d... morning!
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
( cleaning the desk Robert works on. )
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
pie

(dead Rob youre gonna have to comfort him 24/7 when you come back because hes genuinely having a panic attafk)
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
( ohh... he's sobbing. He's sad in the washroom, his legs shake rapidly, he seems to utter some words out, but... they're not really being tuned properly. )
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I... I miss... Robert...
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I... I like p-- pepperoni.. pizza.
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
( looking around... pointing to himself in confusion. )
hope that soggy guy is doin’ okay.
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
C-- Can I get my... mandato... ry... break, please?
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
pie

(I stilllllllllll want a ship...... for Waterboy. out of all people, also a new pinned)
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM