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@caoraesque.bsky.social
Cats, birding, runway fashion, my trifecta of special interests. Autistic & fat. Recommend me fantasy books about girls kissing. She/her.
I'm at the airport and going through security the tsa agent pulled me aside and went "im gonna pat your chest down" and the agent next to her said "why, there's nothing there tho"
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December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm at the airport and going through security the tsa agent pulled me aside and went "im gonna pat your chest down" and the agent next to her said "why, there's nothing there tho"
😌😌😌
😌😌😌
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#ArtAdventCalendar
A whale of a time!
#Watercolor #Blue #Whale #Whales #Ocean #Mammals After a tutorial by Nianiani.
A whale of a time!
#Watercolor #Blue #Whale #Whales #Ocean #Mammals After a tutorial by Nianiani.
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
#ArtAdventCalendar
A whale of a time!
#Watercolor #Blue #Whale #Whales #Ocean #Mammals After a tutorial by Nianiani.
A whale of a time!
#Watercolor #Blue #Whale #Whales #Ocean #Mammals After a tutorial by Nianiani.
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And for #ArtAdventCalendar day 2, some fishing lures 😅 Variations on this design have trended on social media for a while. I used creme polishes for the bases, some with gradients, and topped them all with a sheer holographic magnetic polish. Then I added details using more creme polishes.
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And for #ArtAdventCalendar day 2, some fishing lures 😅 Variations on this design have trended on social media for a while. I used creme polishes for the bases, some with gradients, and topped them all with a sheer holographic magnetic polish. Then I added details using more creme polishes.
yesterday a first grader at one of my schools couldn't figure out whether i was a boy or a girl, which was a real ego boost and made up for that morning when the receptionist at the endocrinologist's office asked my gender and when i said "neither" said "you have to be male or female"
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
yesterday a first grader at one of my schools couldn't figure out whether i was a boy or a girl, which was a real ego boost and made up for that morning when the receptionist at the endocrinologist's office asked my gender and when i said "neither" said "you have to be male or female"
as usual, "switch from spotify to something less evil" was a mental struggle because I Hate Change, but as soon as i actually started doing it it was very easy!
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
as usual, "switch from spotify to something less evil" was a mental struggle because I Hate Change, but as soon as i actually started doing it it was very easy!
just want to reassure everyone that my nipples stayed where they were supposed to
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
just want to reassure everyone that my nipples stayed where they were supposed to
Me: I don't really experience gender dysphoria or gender euphoria
Also me: omg that parent called me a "they" to their kid and I'm sooooooo happy
Also me: omg that parent called me a "they" to their kid and I'm sooooooo happy
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Me: I don't really experience gender dysphoria or gender euphoria
Also me: omg that parent called me a "they" to their kid and I'm sooooooo happy
Also me: omg that parent called me a "they" to their kid and I'm sooooooo happy
Tfw you're pretty sure your nipple graft is being rejected but you don't call your surgeon bc you gotta drive to cape may for the swainsons hawk
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Tfw you're pretty sure your nipple graft is being rejected but you don't call your surgeon bc you gotta drive to cape may for the swainsons hawk
I'm With Her (the scolid wasp in my goldenrod)
September 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm With Her (the scolid wasp in my goldenrod)
i feel like my personal aesthetic is cotton candy butch. is that a thing? can i make that my thing?
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i feel like my personal aesthetic is cotton candy butch. is that a thing? can i make that my thing?
We're fostering kittens for the municipal animal shelter where I volunteer. They are Problems.
September 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We're fostering kittens for the municipal animal shelter where I volunteer. They are Problems.
Sometimes you get the chance to do something so powerful
September 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Sometimes you get the chance to do something so powerful
Me, looking disdainfully at the honeybees in my monarda: ugh, *europeans*
July 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me, looking disdainfully at the honeybees in my monarda: ugh, *europeans*
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Commission for caoraesque! 🐍
July 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Commission for caoraesque! 🐍
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why is substack's ui SO unfriendly? literally everything i can click is just a different view of my feed and what i want to do is update my payment information, a thing i can find no option for.
June 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
why is substack's ui SO unfriendly? literally everything i can click is just a different view of my feed and what i want to do is update my payment information, a thing i can find no option for.
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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I'm delighted to be able to share my latest artwork for the @songbirding.com podcast and audiobook series! Singing female American Redstart, because female birds definitely do sing and we're finally starting to pay attention. 🎨🪶 #SciArt #BirdArt 🧪
April 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm delighted to be able to share my latest artwork for the @songbirding.com podcast and audiobook series! Singing female American Redstart, because female birds definitely do sing and we're finally starting to pay attention. 🎨🪶 #SciArt #BirdArt 🧪
@erinkmaher.bsky.social happy birthday!!!!
May 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
@erinkmaher.bsky.social happy birthday!!!!
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My favorite birds!!! Cedar Waxwings. Thank you @cookiedoves.bsky.social 💖
May 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My favorite birds!!! Cedar Waxwings. Thank you @cookiedoves.bsky.social 💖
having kind of a heinous week so honestly it stands to reason that i found a bottle of pee from december that han's dad left in our guest room
May 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
having kind of a heinous week so honestly it stands to reason that i found a bottle of pee from december that han's dad left in our guest room
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Replace Duolingo with anything else.
Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI
Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI
Duolingo is making some AI-focused changes.
buff.ly
April 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Replace Duolingo with anything else.
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Hoppy Eggster!
Black-tailed Jackrabbit (Lepus californicus) is just ridiculously good looking.
They are totally aware of this.
#mammals #becurious
Black-tailed Jackrabbit (Lepus californicus) is just ridiculously good looking.
They are totally aware of this.
#mammals #becurious
April 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hoppy Eggster!
Black-tailed Jackrabbit (Lepus californicus) is just ridiculously good looking.
They are totally aware of this.
#mammals #becurious
Black-tailed Jackrabbit (Lepus californicus) is just ridiculously good looking.
They are totally aware of this.
#mammals #becurious
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There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results