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Jess
@caparo479.bsky.social
She/Her - 28
Australian scuba diving trans lesbian and attempted author of military sci-fi/gay romance 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Socialist with lib tendencies 🇺🇦🇯🇴
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Summer (southern hemisphere) approach-eth
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please god can someone with some initiative help take me off the dating market, this shit is exhausting
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Get ready for the most exhausting game of the year: Culture War Bingo
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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Man who starts war with the a coalition featuring endless manpower, unlimited manufacturing capacity, and control of all the world’s communication lanes which ends in the complete destruction of his country. Genius indeed.
"All serious historians agree."
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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pink in the night (2019)
May 28, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It's an OG Jess meme (to be clear, it hasn't worked yet...)
December 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
my car's starter motor basically carking it means that I won't get any more dives in for 2025
But on the plus side, it means that my first dive of 2026 will be dive number 69

nice
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Was it praxis when the jolly swagman un-alived himself in the billabong?
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Naval strategy is build strategy and this is a suicide note
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I have to kind of admire how this administration has dedicated real time and resources meant to drive each of us, individually, SPECIFICALLY insane
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Daaaaaaaamn Fincantieri
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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honestly unsure if contemporary dating or being single is worse
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Using genAI for concept art is so fucking stupid because like... that's where you get the cool shit. Thats the blue sky phase where artists make pieces of art that will be seen by a teenager later and change their life forever. Why would you want to start from mediocre. Why would you do that.
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Looks like i'm not working until the new year
Let's see if I manage to get any writing done in that time (odds don't look great based on the last few months...)
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Lets fucking go

(a bit frustrating to be in Usea yet again, but oh well...)
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Shoutout to deathgenerator.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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It’s about time, we know she has a solid defense agenda.
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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this is how i post
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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gentlemen, I have just been informed that my wife is neck deep in Cornish lesbian trade, and under these circumstances I am expected to organise an airborne invasion of Europe
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM