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Jess
@caparo479.bsky.social
She/Her - 28
Australian gay diver girl and attempted author of military sci-fi/gay romance 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Socialist with lib tendencies
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Was it praxis when the jolly swagman un-alived himself in the billabong?
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They can't tolerate this because their political power, largely built on minority rule dynamics as it is, always outstrips their cultural and even economic market power. But they have the government hammer, so everything looks like a nail.
You are allowed to say, "this performance was not to my personal taste, a thing that sometimes happens in a free society," and move on with your life.
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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"don't listen to those nasty liberals who tell you you owe the civic fabric of democracy anything" - complete losers and cowards
okay but like the burden is literally on us
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
asdfmovie16
YouTube video by TomSka
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"uhhhhh i guess this is probably an SBR"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"It's in the syllabus"
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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COME THE FUCK ON
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Today was the first time i've ever gone diving with another trans woman
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Noticed this above the sink in my (rented) fremantle apartment
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Throwing MH-60s and MH-47s full of SOF guys at foreign powers until one of them falls out of sky due to air defense prompted catastropic spontaneous disassembly.
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Perth, where the trains are sometimes squished electric Vlocities, and all the ads are for mining companies
January 29, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Okay, the last version (not the quoted one, another one) was peam. I think this might be more viable. 80's style action film VHS tape cover font.
January 28, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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heay liberal my wife left me
January 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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i wanna be gay
January 26, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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when the gaying gets tough, the tough get gaying #wisdom
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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I have a slogan but that’s about it
January 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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gavin newsom acts like I act when I'm at some kind of family dinner and someone starts talking about politics. "mm yeah. interesting. yeah I see your point. mmm" just do that until you can go home and rest. is family dinner me what we want out of the president, I ask
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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The Red Army was a UK/US proxy force and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I don't like libbing out, but with the immediate state of the world it doesn't really seem like I have a choice
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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donald trump experienced a level of what was, for him, humiliation equivalent to death when obama lightly mocked him back in 2011 and we all are going to pay for it
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
My car's clutch got replaced suprisingly quickly, so i am now vehicular once again
January 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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imagine letting these people run anything more consequential than a lemonade stand

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Elon Musk admits cheating at video games, chat transcript appears to show
Video posted by top gamer shows what he says is X conversation in which billionaire admits ‘account boosting’
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I just saw a kid wearing a Minecraft t-shirt that says "CRAFTING SINCE ALPHA"
Given he looks barely 10 years old, i'm gonna call this a case of stolen valour
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 AM