harry
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harry
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a diagram of certain aspects of the inside of his skull! what a laugh!
Saw a ~3yo running about earlier in an unknown pleasures shirt

Children in band shirts is a comical thing
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I was listening to 606, for my sins, and didn't bother to turn over when the current affairs equivalent came on.

The first public caller immediately claimed that Tony Blair was executed in Guantanamo Bay so any suggestion he's on the Gaza board is all a rouse.
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval.

If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I haven't seen it said but tgere is definitely a drug angle to this, as in the us army would like to be able to sell lots of drugs again
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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I hope everyone at the Nobel Prize commitee and every other dunce around the world wakes up to the bill of goods they've been sold and enjoys the fucking ride they've put us on now the US is turning and going, "Oh what? The heroic Peace Prize lady in charge? Are you kidding? Nobody likes her."
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Guardian reporting on the "putinisation" of American foreign policy
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Next stop on the War Tour:

Trump to Fox: “Claudia Sheinbaum is a good woman, but the cartels are running Mexico.

“She’s not running Mexico — the cartels are running Mexico.

“Something’s going to have to be done with Mexico.”
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Maduro doesn't happen if Gaddafi didn't happen.

If there were malleable Islamic fundamentalists in South America this would've happened under Obama.
Mr Trump sir, you did not fill in the correct forms, this is unacceptable
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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The US military has allegedly bombed the resting place of Hugo Chavez, a man worth more than every single piece of brass in the Pentagon who signed off on this.
Video depicting this strike
January 3, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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"Gentle reminder for the umpteenth time that Maduro is a 'brutal dictator', so after the US has installed Venezuelan Ahmed Chalabi and the country has descended into a fractured hellscape of militias and gangsterism as US oil companies extract the good stuff, know my heart was in the right place."
"I'm no fan of Maduro but..." why do people in the US feel a need to preface things this way in 20-fucking-26
January 3, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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Death to America
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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The Hague, all of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
my annual observation that junior choice sounds like an 80s dancehall mc

happy christmas, one and all
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Qesser Zuhrah and Amy Gardiner-Gibson are on day 46 of their hunger strike. Heba Muraisi is on day 45. All are at a high risk of death.

In 1981 - the last time there was a hunger strike like this - Martin Hurson died after 46 days.
December 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I've really not got much issue with my current work but found out that we don't have a half day on Friday (or even assemblies) and I am livid
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So much that I see on here enrages me but it's in a completely different way to twitter:

Before I was enraged at things that were actually consequential to the world.

Now I'm just enraged at the profoundly stupid shit people waste their time on.

This feels more on me but I wanted to share it.
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I would love to do an ethnographic study into online greaser communities
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Found a guitar on FB market place (from a house clearance man with van) that is potentially worth about 10x the list price (if fixed)
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm a fit of madness (a couple of weeks of consideration) I handed in my notice today (for Easter)
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I don’t know that it was a good sign in Britain, where the only police raid on a politician’s house that I recall was at the home of a popular leader of a national separatist party, ending her career. In a country and era that isn’t short of comical forms of political corruption.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I do really enjoy the yuppies who complain that they live in a normal house but it just so happens to cost £2m and that this is unfair, stupid or disingenuous?
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Piece hall, a very brilliant thing. However it being ten minutes away is meaning summer is going to become absolutely extortionate
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Encountered woke yank UK food discourse and every time I just want to ask them "what did you actually eat and where did you buy it?" But I don't want one of them to say "y'all" at me or start talking about "folks"
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM