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Captain Dunsel
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Escaped the mirror universe, materialized here.
Lives in the USAnnex.
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"This is your moment! That isn't fear.
That's your sharpness! That's your power!"
βŒπŸ‘‘πŸ–•β˜ οΈwelwala!
Have you seen trumps "Truth About MAGA" survey from the "Republican Task Force" - you cannot make this shit up without being hooked up to an Adderall IV. Here's a snippet and it's just the beginning. You need waders to get thru it.
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
If God Himself appeared and told these assholes to prosecute they'd say, "If he really is guilty and you really are God, you'd just smite him here and now".
Sadly, this is NOT satire.
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
JFC how the hell is it we have these absolute dumbfucks in office? Oh yeah - dumbfucks that let Fox tell them how the gov't works put them there.
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
That's exactly how I react when I hear about some CEO tanking a company, ruining lives, polluting the land etc., and getting a massive severance package after resigning. Fucking bullshit running amok.
FIRED? Who gives a fuck about β€œfired”?!? How about β€œsend them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of β€˜em.
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Writing's on the wall in big fat red paint.
The Doomsday Clock has now been set at 85 seconds to midnight & if Felon Donald Trump continues in the driver’s seat, the future of the world is at stake.

The @thebulletin.org's Alexandra Bell joins with a sobering assessment of the issues we must be paying attention to.

youtu.be/scvnqwPRtFQ?...
TOP Experts SOUND THE ALARM on Trump’s GLOBAL CRISIS
YouTube video by Katie Phang
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
...and you got this look during the stuffing or upon realizing the early arrival?πŸ˜…
February 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I detect another pending "thrown under the bus" moment.
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It's not always good to shame your boss but when they being are absolute idiots, someone has to do it. Case/Point:
UAV Tester: They're dropping flares on our position.
Site Mgr.: No they aren't. They're nowhere near you.
UAV Tester: Stand-by sir...
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February 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
yep been onboard with this way too long.
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Original commentary from the Headline Lab in the comments, and worth the read.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
And here it is...again. I mean for fucks sake, an intern at any job doing classified work could smell this treason shit a mile away.
The President of the United States is compromised. It is time for Congress to act. Now!
February 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I could use some hammer therapy. Got some of these at an old timey toy store years ago and forgot about them. Funny how the instructions say "Assembled in USA".
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Well well well. Looks like they were correct. They just lied about who it was.
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
@vanhollen.senate.gov said, "We all remember Trump’s promise that his immigration crackdown would focus on the β€œworst of the worst.” That promise has proven to be an outright lie.

It's not a lie when you grasp "worst of the worst" meant the citizens who don't tow the trump line. MN was targeted.
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"Yes, we wouldn't want to upset them."

~ Dimitri Havelock, Star Helix Security - Ceres Station.
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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This is some bitch boy wailing. Grow up. You lost. You only win with cheating and gerrymandering. Republicans are such sore losers. Keep voting blue, I need to see more of this.
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The FAA, like many depts, still has dedicated staff but the leadership are trump sycophants. This "NOTAM" is not about safety, it's to protect the gestapo from being uncovered. dronelife.com/2026/01/30/n...
News Media Coalition Letter Challenges FAA’s Expansive NOTAM
News media coalition challenges FAA NOTAM restricting drones near federal agents, citing First Amendment concerns and vague rules.
dronelife.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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NEW: This isn't about "training." The two agents who murdered Alex Pretti - Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez - have been with Border Patrol for 8 and 12 years respectively. You can't reform CBP. Abolish ICE/CBP. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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No legitimate government would allow what is taking place in the US.

We need to really get serious about removals.

They're ignoring the constitution, the very most important duty they have is to uphold and protect it.

Crimes against humanity, harming the innocent.

How do you justify that?!
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Producer/Star, okaaay.πŸ™„
I thought hey, Rotten Tomatoes might have some honest reviews. One dude said, "I'd rather rewatch January 6th". www.rottentomatoes.com/m/melania/re...
Melania | Audience Reviews
See what audiences are saying about Melania. Read user reviews, reactions, and ratings on Rotten Tomatoes. Join the conversation today.
www.rottentomatoes.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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My review: Abraham Lincoln would have shot himself in the theater watching this movie.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM