CaptainLaserBeam
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CaptainLaserBeam
@captainlaserbeam.bsky.social
DC and such - urban gardening, modding games, whathaveyou
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The right way to get into the Epstein files.
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Patch 3.5.2 of Sim Settlements 2 and 2.4.11 of Workshop Framework are now available!

youtu.be/oJ1q_LSZXpI
Sim Settlements 2 Patch 3.5.2: Better Late
YouTube video by kinggath
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January 30, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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ICYMI: I looked through a published archive of Boston newspapers from the 1760s, when British troops were stationed in the city.

The accounts read remarkably similar to what's happening in Minneapolis.

radleybalko.substack.com/p/two-cities...
Two cities under siege
Remarkably similar scenes from Boston and Minneapolis, 260 years apart, show a federal government betraying its founding principles.
radleybalko.substack.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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LLMs are creating two productivity traps; work slop and summary addiction.

1. Work slop is glossy filler + buzzwords that still needs a redo or the trash.

2. Relying on AI summaries feels efficient until you realize nobody understands the actual work. Work slop then drives even more summarizing.
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I feel like the people marketing the Abandons on Netflix should have sold it as Sons of Anarchy on horses with Gillian Anderson vs Lena Headey at the top. Who wouldn’t want to watch that?
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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“The H Street Corridor.” “The Atlas District.” At this point, one of DC’s most storied nightlife strips may have earned itself an unlikely third title: Little Nepal.
H St Is Transforming Into a Hot Spot for Nepalese Food
Sample water-buffalo dumplings at Tempo Shack DC and thali platters at Nanglo.
washingtonian.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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A true queen
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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TODAY @ 4pm EST
Tune in at Twitch.tv/FalloutForHopeOfficial as we kick off a post apocalyptic celebration of the season to benefit @stjude with Twitch and cross $1 MILLION raised for charity today!

Twitch will be raiding into us after their last public access of the year.
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Happy 80th Birthday to Ernie Hudson, whose many acting credits include HOLD IT, THIS GUY IS 80? WHAT????
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Patch 3.5.1 of Sim Settlements 2 is now available!

And we're launching our new Starter Collections to get new players up and running with everything they need to play SS2 in just a couple clicks!

youtu.be/Ricnb08rTr0
Sim Settlements 2 Patch 3.5.1: Last Patch... of 2025
YouTube video by kinggath
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December 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
”Festive” Holiday update to my Fallout 4 mod - a Festivus plot! Grab it and Sim Settlements 2 from @kinggath.bsky.social (since I also contributed a little bit to its most recent update) to get in the mood for @fallout.bethesdastudios.com season 2! www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mod...
Jampads 2 - a Sim Settlements 2 Add-on
Inject your settlements with a touch of the Old World and a dash of the Wild, Wild Wasteland.
www.nexusmods.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Man is actually getting cooler with age. Rare thing
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This Fallout 4 mod from OscarN1N7 looks like an absolute stunner. Picking up on a tiny thread of the main story with Kellogg and Nick Valentine briefly sharing the same consciousness, an epic story and whole new world spaces follow. youtu.be/mRmykj2cqVs?...
Fallout 4: Mind Games - Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by OscarN1N7
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October 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
New update for my Sim Settlements 2 addon for Fallout 4. 7 new building plans, and lots of fixes and adjustments. If you haven’t done a Sim Settlements 2 playthrough of Fallout 4, now is a great time to try it out! www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mod...
Jampads 2 - a Sim Settlements 2 Add-on
Inject your settlements with a touch of the Old World and a dash of the Wild, Wild Wasteland.
www.nexusmods.com
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Watching Mickey 17 and having the commercial breaks all be Indeed ads about the hellscape that is job searching really brings home how dystopian things have gotten
October 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Aronia berry jam day! 3 pounds of berries - 2.5 quarts of jam, all from one plant in my backyard. the deities of urban gardening (and a very determined bumblebee who pollinated every flower) smiled upon me.
September 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
At first I thought Morrow was just a corporate stooge villain but gradually he has become maybe my favorite character in Alien: Earth and maybe one of my favorites in the whole Alien franchise.
September 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
New Dev diary for Concord Stories - a massive DLC-sized mod coming for Fallout 4 that I had the privilege of doing a little work on. It’s really coming together, which is cool to see. Lots of great Voice Actors and heavy hitters in the modding community are involved! youtu.be/GtjJv8mhieY?...
September 25 Dev Diary - Concord Stories & Merry Modding Days
YouTube video by greenFoxel
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September 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
An absurd, bloody trot through medieval tapestries and late stage capitalism. boxd.it/b4oMTF
A ★★★½ review of Death of a Unicorn (2025)
It’s tropey and predictable as hell, but this is still a fun, silly, and absolutely preposterous horror-comedy with a great cast who truly embraces the absurdity of this premise. This creature feature...
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September 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
90 percent of a lethal dose of cringe and secondhand embarrassment. boxd.it/b4nMi3
A ★★★½ review of Friendship (2024)
I’ll start off by saying that if you do not like cringe comedy, this movie will play more like a horror movie to you. Parts of it may anyway. Fans of I Think You Should Leave and Detroiters will defin...
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September 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM