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misspelled rants and an armada's worth of swears ...
glueing stuff together and drawing with markers
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Tom Stoppard, Award-Winning Playwright of Witty Drama, Dies at 88
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Average folks kettled ICE
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Average folks kettled ICE
The lady who owns the bookstore waved at me from across the street! I've made it!
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The lady who owns the bookstore waved at me from across the street! I've made it!
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Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario
Satan crawls up from a hole and tosses a shovel out ... "That is it! I'm not digging any deeper hells ... You motherfuckers have to deal with these assholes on your own" and then dives back down ...
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Satan crawls up from a hole and tosses a shovel out ... "That is it! I'm not digging any deeper hells ... You motherfuckers have to deal with these assholes on your own" and then dives back down ...
I never want to hear "third world" again ... It had a dumb start and has just become more of a racist air raid siren as the years go by ...
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I never want to hear "third world" again ... It had a dumb start and has just become more of a racist air raid siren as the years go by ...
Thomas' thinks we need more proof
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Thomas' thinks we need more proof
ok, but ... did he play 7 Nation Army?
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ok, but ... did he play 7 Nation Army?
i'm thankful for the people who wrote the "he does exist, they do exist" M&Ms commercial ... and the carol of the bells Kisses one too!
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i'm thankful for the people who wrote the "he does exist, they do exist" M&Ms commercial ... and the carol of the bells Kisses one too!
they are rushing through all of these performances ... they didn't even get to badly lip synch the last "let it snow"
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
they are rushing through all of these performances ... they didn't even get to badly lip synch the last "let it snow"
ok that puffer jacket dress she is wearing is fucking baller ... i wanna lost a boss fight to her in a Final Fantasy game ...
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ok that puffer jacket dress she is wearing is fucking baller ... i wanna lost a boss fight to her in a Final Fantasy game ...
getting free starbucks is still crossing the picket line even if the Law & Order SUV people got it for you ...
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
getting free starbucks is still crossing the picket line even if the Law & Order SUV people got it for you ...
why are they making all these bands run ... they are marching bands not running bands ...
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
why are they making all these bands run ... they are marching bands not running bands ...
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worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
republicans got so close to having their perfect quasi-working-class-bureaucratic king who was still called a president but they picked his drunk loser brother instead of him ...
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
republicans got so close to having their perfect quasi-working-class-bureaucratic king who was still called a president but they picked his drunk loser brother instead of him ...
you're so vain you probably don't realize this subtweet is about you ...
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
you're so vain you probably don't realize this subtweet is about you ...
knows where the like button is ... doesn't know where the button to send me a text, the thing i directly and specifically asked him to do, is ...
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
knows where the like button is ... doesn't know where the button to send me a text, the thing i directly and specifically asked him to do, is ...
"notorious liar speculates wildly about a thing that happened less than 10 minutes ago"
there i fixed your headline ...
there i fixed your headline ...
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"notorious liar speculates wildly about a thing that happened less than 10 minutes ago"
there i fixed your headline ...
there i fixed your headline ...
the only thing other than cancer that's going to kill him is me ... but he's my dad so that shouldn't trigger any bans or anything ...
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the only thing other than cancer that's going to kill him is me ... but he's my dad so that shouldn't trigger any bans or anything ...
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
Sorry to some great people of Italian descent ... But any last name with a "zz" in it is gonna cause suspicion for a long time ...
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sorry to some great people of Italian descent ... But any last name with a "zz" in it is gonna cause suspicion for a long time ...
If you play any of these monsters in an Oscar movie and don't withdraw your name for consideration then you are a collaborator ...
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If you play any of these monsters in an Oscar movie and don't withdraw your name for consideration then you are a collaborator ...
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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There will be a flood of conspiracy theories from both sides about what the DC National Guard shooting "really" was. Except nobody knows exactly what happened or if anyone died, and there are no details about the shooter. Sometimes the proper response is not to respond for a while.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There will be a flood of conspiracy theories from both sides about what the DC National Guard shooting "really" was. Except nobody knows exactly what happened or if anyone died, and there are no details about the shooter. Sometimes the proper response is not to respond for a while.
Wishing death on her is actually on the kind end of things I think she deserves ...
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Wishing death on her is actually on the kind end of things I think she deserves ...