Mr. Grouchypants
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i've got more action than my man John Woo and i've got mad hits like i was Rod Carew
Scram you demons of my mind! Get out of here!
Scram you demons of my mind! Get out of here!
just realized i get friday'd twice this week
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
just realized i get friday'd twice this week
i hate holidays so much
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i hate holidays so much
don't avoid that deviled eggs thread because elmo, it's magical
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
don't avoid that deviled eggs thread because elmo, it's magical
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the muppets do deviled eggs: thread
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the muppets do deviled eggs: thread
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
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Cartoon: Instead of Elf on a Shelf this year, how about Betty on a Yeti! With thanks to Brent Smith for the idea :) Enjoy!
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Cartoon: Instead of Elf on a Shelf this year, how about Betty on a Yeti! With thanks to Brent Smith for the idea :) Enjoy!
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
in summary, Bert Convy has baggies on his feet
stay tuned for Jets vs Lions on NBC Sports
stay tuned for Jets vs Lions on NBC Sports
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
in summary, Bert Convy has baggies on his feet
stay tuned for Jets vs Lions on NBC Sports
stay tuned for Jets vs Lions on NBC Sports
the Rockettes superimposed on a Currier and Ives painting because we're in full blown insanity mode at this point in the proceedings
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the Rockettes superimposed on a Currier and Ives painting because we're in full blown insanity mode at this point in the proceedings
the yelp i yalped when Woody showed up after Rosemary Clooney belted out yet another christmas song
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the yelp i yalped when Woody showed up after Rosemary Clooney belted out yet another christmas song
not as impressive as the Masters of the Universe float but i can appreciate a rainbow horse
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
not as impressive as the Masters of the Universe float but i can appreciate a rainbow horse
Shannon singing Let the Music Play on an actual rocking horse
i'm back on board with the 80s nostalgia
i'm back on board with the 80s nostalgia
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Shannon singing Let the Music Play on an actual rocking horse
i'm back on board with the 80s nostalgia
i'm back on board with the 80s nostalgia
Prince and Princess
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Prince and Princess
Olive Oyl stole the spotlight from the Disney float
attagirl
attagirl
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Olive Oyl stole the spotlight from the Disney float
attagirl
attagirl
Steven Furst singing on a rocking horse lobster?
we've reached the surreal portion of the parade
we've reached the surreal portion of the parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Steven Furst singing on a rocking horse lobster?
we've reached the surreal portion of the parade
we've reached the surreal portion of the parade
these guys transitioned seamlessly from Raspberry Beret to Deck the Halls and i gotta say i'm impressed
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
these guys transitioned seamlessly from Raspberry Beret to Deck the Halls and i gotta say i'm impressed
Tony Bennett doesn't do lip-synching
fucking legend
fucking legend
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tony Bennett doesn't do lip-synching
fucking legend
fucking legend