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Mr. Grouchypants
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i've got more action than my man John Woo and i've got mad hits like i was Rod Carew
Scram you demons of my mind! Get out of here!
just realized i get friday'd twice this week
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i hate holidays so much
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
don't avoid that deviled eggs thread because elmo, it's magical
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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the muppets do deviled eggs: thread
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Cartoon: Instead of Elf on a Shelf this year, how about Betty on a Yeti! With thanks to Brent Smith for the idea :) Enjoy!
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
in summary, Bert Convy has baggies on his feet
stay tuned for Jets vs Lions on NBC Sports
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
SANITY CLAUS
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
THERE HE IS
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
HERE HE COMIN
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
OH SHIT
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the Rockettes superimposed on a Currier and Ives painting because we're in full blown insanity mode at this point in the proceedings
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the yelp i yalped when Woody showed up after Rosemary Clooney belted out yet another christmas song
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
DOODLEBUG ALERT
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
not as impressive as the Masters of the Universe float but i can appreciate a rainbow horse
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Shannon singing Let the Music Play on an actual rocking horse
i'm back on board with the 80s nostalgia
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Prince and Princess
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Olive Oyl stole the spotlight from the Disney float
attagirl
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Steven Furst singing on a rocking horse lobster?
we've reached the surreal portion of the parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
these guys transitioned seamlessly from Raspberry Beret to Deck the Halls and i gotta say i'm impressed
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Tony Bennett doesn't do lip-synching
fucking legend
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM