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Carissa
@carissamcqueen.bsky.social
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I thought I wanted to be President, but it turns out I just really like an Aaron Sorkin walk-n-talk. Script Sup (871), ADHD, Auntie, possibly three raccoons in a trench coat.
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Why do republicans want closed borders?
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I LOVE halloween.

I love that it is all about community. We’re connecting with our ancestors. With our neighbors. With our wild sides. With the sidhe.

I could have just been the house with big candy. But i am ALSO the Blue Ring Octopus and the girl with a little bonfire and a party speaker.
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It's scary how cute Park Slope was tonight.

Happy Halloween, NYC.
I went to UCSB, where the winner who discovered the Blue LED is a professor. I saw him on campus a couple times. Actually, 6 laureates were on staff while I was an undergrad. So happy to have 6 Nobel Prizes at my young age. Oh, and I donated to Malala’s literary charity. I won the Peace Prize!
The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own.

Pathetic.
Says more about your algo, I think. I just reviewed 14+ days of posts from Newsom (who btw i think is v sketchy) and there weren’t ANY troll-style postings. The most recent one on IG was on Oct 9, a video. His published posts are focused on policy. $11 insulin, reintroduced elk, suing the fed gov
That’s not what happened. His pr team is explicitly using satire of Trump’s social media posts in an extremely limited manner.The rest of his communications team’s efforts are entirely different in tone. Are you only reading the troll posts? There’s a lot more than that.
Watching The Diplomat:

Socks.

YAS! She understands. Socks are always a priority.
Uh… yeah. Uncle Larry is my mom’s cousin’s husband. Their kids are my cousins.

Thats his Auntie. Deal with it i guess?
I used to love how my daughter's little friend Neha, down the street, would call me "Uncle Jeff" when the girls were little.
Legitimately think we’d see more MAGA type folk if we said “our republic is at risk” cause they’re so reactive against the Democratic party they don’t realize we mean everybody when we say “our democracy”
NEW: Gov. Gavin Newsom called out the DOJ’s plan to send federal election observers to California and New Jersey for what it is: voter intimidation.

“They do not believe in fair and free elections. Our republic, our democracy, is on the line,” he warned.
‘This Is About Voter Intimidation’: Gavin Newsom Is Calling Out Trump’s Bid to Control Elections
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
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If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
Its okay to use the meds forever, too. My brain doesnt really do “handling everything without meds”. I can cope BETTER, but I still take them 5 or 6 days a week. I used to take them “as needed” and it wasn’t actually a good option. Cause my brain is my brain every day, not just on hard days.
Definitely please gently attack him with shimmer body lotion.
Soooo can we get refunds on the tariffs we had to pay?
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I'm going to use the zombie analogy again:

If you want us to survive the apocalypse -

1) we can't let people in the safe house who WANT to open the door to the zombies

2) the person who arbitrarily says we need to give up some of us to save the others also can't stay in the safehouse.
I thought Soffe shorts didnt exist anymore. Then I was told by The Cool Kids that they’re coming back. So of course I ordered a pair immediately.

$8.

The only inflation-proof commodity ever. They were $8 when I was 14. They’re $8 now that I’m 40.

Miracle
A mosquito bit my ass.

Rude.
2.4 buttloads is equivalent to 302.4 gallons. So… that’s a lot of jugs of milk.
And then when you hit your limit, have a kild breakdown, and FINALLY do the thing… it takes like 1/12th as long as you thought, you had actually already done like half of it, and it was So Easy actually.
the adhd cycle of procrastinating on things so you get overwhelmed and then you're so overwhelmed that you procrastinate harder as multiple life fires spiral out of control
Ainsley Hayes was basically the only reason I ever thought I was a Republican. And TBF i don’t have a ton of arguments against her character’s politics now.

But WTF happened to the GOP?!?

Small government? Local control?! All we have is authoritarians obsessed with genitals and mediocrity. Wtf?
3rd amendment rights means you don’t have to let soldiers use your potty. Ever. EVER.