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cassael.bsky.social
Baron von Phobia πŸŽƒ
@cassael.bsky.social
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ƁƸ ƝⰙƬ π€ Ζ‘β±€π€ Ζ–ΖŠ archangel of tears and solitude music producer/va/content creator https://linktr.ee/cassael
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I wish the government shutdown worked like the purge
can never talk abt my feelings with anyone because it requires 2 decades worth of traumatic backstory to explain why I'm sad at this exact moment
i've only been in a group where i fit in once in my life between 2021 and 2022 and then i got too depressed to belong anymore
if you're in a relationship i seriously hate you and hope you die
shoutout to my parents for never beating me ik that's like the bare minimum but it's still better than a lot of other parents
conspiracy theory: Erika Kirk and JD Vance set up the Charlie Kirk assassination so they could be together, Vance's wife is next
FACT: The Immortal was actually just lying about being Abraham Lincoln in an attempt to get his black coworkers to like him
have u guys ever gotten a boaner
if I summoned a genie I'd just tell him to do whatever he wants and see what happens
HOORAY (immediately runs headfirst into a tree and dies)
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yesterday in technical math we were going over rounding and place values and today we were "learning" addition and subtraction and the worst part is some of my classmates are actually fucking struggling with it
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i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary
Maki got Yuta pregnant not the other way around
who the fuck listens to j cole
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me on here: rock n roll pussy
me in the group chat: I fear for the future of this planet.
furries who draw dragons with knotted cocks instead of something biologically accurate go to hell when they die
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the spice causes me to see visions… *flashes of girls kissing* aah! I’m sorry. My mind wearies of the prophecies…
I like when elves have ears that stick out sideways
"tme" "tma" thanks for letting me know your opinion is absolutely worthless lmao
"I'm gonna keep it a buck fifty with you" bro that's not even enough to buy a soda these days 😭😭😭 keep it at least two bucks with me PLEASE
(to the alien baddie) PLEASE let me glorp πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
concept: what if the brat album cover had blood splatter on it like the invincible title cards