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Baron von Phobia 🎃

@cassael.bsky.social

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ƁƸ ƝⰙƬ 𐤠ƑⱤ𐤠ƖƊ archangel of tears and solitude music producer/va/content creator https://linktr.ee/cassael

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · Nov 4

MY NEW ALBUM IS NOW OUT ON ALL PLATFORMS!!!
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Home of Phobia - Hex Addicts Anonymous

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 16h

I wish the government shutdown worked like the purge

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 4d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Po...

I Run NY

YouTube video by The Lonely Island - Topic

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 4d

can never talk abt my feelings with anyone because it requires 2 decades worth of traumatic backstory to explain why I'm sad at this exact moment

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 5d

i've only been in a group where i fit in once in my life between 2021 and 2022 and then i got too depressed to belong anymore

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 5d

if you're in a relationship i seriously hate you and hope you die

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 6d

shoutout to my parents for never beating me ik that's like the bare minimum but it's still better than a lot of other parents

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 6d

conspiracy theory: Erika Kirk and JD Vance set up the Charlie Kirk assassination so they could be together, Vance's wife is next

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 11d

FACT: The Immortal was actually just lying about being Abraham Lincoln in an attempt to get his black coworkers to like him

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 11d

have u guys ever gotten a boaner

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 11d

if I summoned a genie I'd just tell him to do whatever he wants and see what happens

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 11d

recovering swag addict

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 11d

HOORAY (immediately runs headfirst into a tree and dies)

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Derek @nocontroller.bsky.social · 11d

Yeah why not

The Independent @the-independent.com · 12d

BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi

Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi

www.independent.co.uk

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 12d

yesterday in technical math we were going over rounding and place values and today we were "learning" addition and subtraction and the worst part is some of my classmates are actually fucking struggling with it

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avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 13d

i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 13d

Maki got Yuta pregnant not the other way around

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 13d

who the fuck listens to j cole

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 14d

me on here: rock n roll pussy
me in the group chat: I fear for the future of this planet.

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 14d

furries who draw dragons with knotted cocks instead of something biologically accurate go to hell when they die

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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 14d

the spice causes me to see visions… *flashes of girls kissing* aah! I’m sorry. My mind wearies of the prophecies…

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 14d

I like when elves have ears that stick out sideways

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 14d

"tme" "tma" thanks for letting me know your opinion is absolutely worthless lmao

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 16d

"I'm gonna keep it a buck fifty with you" bro that's not even enough to buy a soda these days 😭😭😭 keep it at least two bucks with me PLEASE

Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 16d

(to the alien baddie) PLEASE let me glorp 🙏🙏🙏

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Baron von Phobia 🎃 @cassael.bsky.social · 17d

concept: what if the brat album cover had blood splatter on it like the invincible title cards