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Cat Randall
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I’m totally okay with being your horrible monster friend.
I came out to a close friend last night. We’d been out of touch for a while and he emailed me out of the blue back in December and we’re talking again. We didn’t have a falling out. Life simply intervened.

I’m not coming out to people these days. I don’t see why I should. And I don’t care much.
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I once kicked a guy in the head so hard it tore the sole of my sneaker halfway off. And near our house a guy being chased by cops ran his van headlong into a tree on a curve. So high-speed the battery knocked a hole in the siding of the house that sat on that lot.
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Well, I loved it. Best episode yet.
February 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I crashed a dude’s brand new dirt bike once. On the day he got it. I said hey can I try your new dirt bike and he was like I dunno do you know how to ride a dirt bike and I said sure I ride dirt bikes all the time. This was my first time. I wrecked it. Not into a tree. I wrecked it on flat ground.
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I like that but I never watched Daria. I was too busy rocking out and doing drugs with my friends, and stealing stuff. I just turned more and more into Marceline the Vampire Queen.
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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You spend your whole life being Daria, then you take estrogen and suddenly you're Quinn, but in the episode where everyone likes her essay
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Everyone loves a generous soul. And yet when I take four flats of Coca-Cola products off a delivery truck and give them to my friends it’s called “stealing” and it’s against something called “the law.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
My friend once said a pair of boxing gloves wouldn’t impede his bass playing, turns out a Klan mask wouldn’t impede his social views.
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
For the rest of my life I’ll be getting Los Angeles apartment recommendations from Zillow and Rent.
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
This is hilarious! February is a 28-day-long prison yard exercise period of a month. You are outside, but you won’t enjoy it and the best possible outcome is you don’t get shanked.
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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The Trump administration’s attempt to indict six Democratic lawmakers was an outrageous abuse of power and perhaps its most brazen attack on freedom of speech so far.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Endless Mike Hellstrom. He hates Halloween and he hates Pete Wrigley.
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
The next big event in the ongoing Epstein files fiasco is something you won’t like and will upset you beyond anything we’ve experienced so far. I do not want to comment further, and I wish I hadn’t learned this, but only to say gather your strength, nurture your soul. We will need all of it.
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
If you need a movie accurate Ripley (exact same size and shape and I can sound like her too), then I am your girl.
February 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Currently in an acting class where we have to do a scene study from the movie Alien. To my surprise, most of the class has not seen the movie before and don't know who Ellen Ripley is. This should be interesting 🤔....
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
When I was a child I saw some George Perez artwork and I thought buildings don’t really look like that but that’s also how I want to draw buildings and when I learn to they will let me draw the X-Men and Teen Titans or possibly the New Mutants.
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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George Perez’s White Tiger - from back in the day when everybody was kung fu fightin’!
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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You deserve access to abortion care if you are pregnant and do not want to be. Full stop.

Your reasons are your reasons and they are good enough.

Abortion is healthcare and everyone deserves healthcare access.
You don’t need a traumatic or tragic story to deserve abortion care.
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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very sick just want to keep in perspective its a pool of 2000 artists. Still good! I just see people not read the article and act like ireland has UBI for all artists
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
George, we love you FOREVER.
George Perez - original art for the Wonder Woman plate in the History of the DC Universe Portfolio (1986).
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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this bus puts out all the best movies
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Juvenile delinquent feral hellion BUT she liked to lock herself in her room to put on girl clothes and draw pictures and read books and also try to dance like Paula Abdul.
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I used to be really good at art and I won all the local awards like Claudia Kishi and I went to university and studied art and then everything went wrong and what you have left is the ruins of a girl and her skills who gave up on herself.
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Paid art job. It’s not very good but I’ve drawn maybe two things in the past 10 years. This was a real challenge for me. I would love to be challenged this way more often.
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM