Cat Randall
@catrandall.bsky.social
Politeness is the death of art!
Country music is shameful because it’s nothing but generic white Abercrombie and Fitch models singing about swimming in the creek with their friends and you’re like the only things you ever swam in were Axe body spray and the pool at the golf club, asshole.
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Country music is shameful because it’s nothing but generic white Abercrombie and Fitch models singing about swimming in the creek with their friends and you’re like the only things you ever swam in were Axe body spray and the pool at the golf club, asshole.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. It was Charlie Thomas, Kristy’s older brother, looking for her. He wore a backwards baseball cap and a slightly oversized flannel shirt.
The room exploded.
"HE'S BART SIMPSON AND HE'S AMERICA'S BAD BOY!" Mal and Jessi shrieked, jazz hands flailing.
The room exploded.
"HE'S BART SIMPSON AND HE'S AMERICA'S BAD BOY!" Mal and Jessi shrieked, jazz hands flailing.
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. It was Charlie Thomas, Kristy’s older brother, looking for her. He wore a backwards baseball cap and a slightly oversized flannel shirt.
The room exploded.
"HE'S BART SIMPSON AND HE'S AMERICA'S BAD BOY!" Mal and Jessi shrieked, jazz hands flailing.
The room exploded.
"HE'S BART SIMPSON AND HE'S AMERICA'S BAD BOY!" Mal and Jessi shrieked, jazz hands flailing.
But guess what! Tomorrow I’m going to Joe Peep’s NY Pizza, and if it’s open I’m eating and if not I’m photographing the outside because that is the former Sugar Shack! That’s my final Los Angeles adventure and if I don’t I’ll regret it for the rest of my life until the Alzheimer’s hits!
a woman in a red latex suit is playing a white electric guitar on stage .
ALT: a woman in a red latex suit is playing a white electric guitar on stage .
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February 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
But guess what! Tomorrow I’m going to Joe Peep’s NY Pizza, and if it’s open I’m eating and if not I’m photographing the outside because that is the former Sugar Shack! That’s my final Los Angeles adventure and if I don’t I’ll regret it for the rest of my life until the Alzheimer’s hits!
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Jack Lemmon. Born on this day in 1925.
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Jack Lemmon. Born on this day in 1925.
“And their friend, Ellen! (That’s me)”
February 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
“And their friend, Ellen! (That’s me)”
“You look like you're headed to a pageant, Alan," Kristy snorted, and tried not to laugh. "But hey, the skull is gone!"
"I have shimmer on my chin, Claudia!" Alan hissed, horrified. "I can't go into Mr. Zorzi’s class looking 'snatched!’”
"I have shimmer on my chin, Claudia!" Alan hissed, horrified. "I can't go into Mr. Zorzi’s class looking 'snatched!’”
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
“You look like you're headed to a pageant, Alan," Kristy snorted, and tried not to laugh. "But hey, the skull is gone!"
"I have shimmer on my chin, Claudia!" Alan hissed, horrified. "I can't go into Mr. Zorzi’s class looking 'snatched!’”
"I have shimmer on my chin, Claudia!" Alan hissed, horrified. "I can't go into Mr. Zorzi’s class looking 'snatched!’”
"JANINE!" Claudia yelled, throwing a marshmallow at the door. "Go back to your quantum physics! This is a crisis of the imagination!"
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"JANINE!" Claudia yelled, throwing a marshmallow at the door. "Go back to your quantum physics! This is a crisis of the imagination!"
It’s called Leitmotif, Mary Anne," Janine’s voice drifted in from the hallway. "And technically, the mechanical shark was nicknamed 'Bruce' by the film crew, though your anthropomorphizing of a Carcharodon carcharias is statistically typical f-“
"SHUT UP, JANINE!" the entire club shouted in unison.
"SHUT UP, JANINE!" the entire club shouted in unison.
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
It’s called Leitmotif, Mary Anne," Janine’s voice drifted in from the hallway. "And technically, the mechanical shark was nicknamed 'Bruce' by the film crew, though your anthropomorphizing of a Carcharodon carcharias is statistically typical f-“
"SHUT UP, JANINE!" the entire club shouted in unison.
"SHUT UP, JANINE!" the entire club shouted in unison.
“COOKIES!" Kristy finally exploded, slamming the BSC hand-book onto the floor. "Claudia, knock it off! You aren't Van Gogh, you aren't a nun in the Himalayas, and you aren't 'pining for the lost light of the soul.' You’re pining for Keebler Deluxe Grahams!"
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
“COOKIES!" Kristy finally exploded, slamming the BSC hand-book onto the floor. "Claudia, knock it off! You aren't Van Gogh, you aren't a nun in the Himalayas, and you aren't 'pining for the lost light of the soul.' You’re pining for Keebler Deluxe Grahams!"
Cheese! I crave cooked cheese! Why is cooked cheese the best tasting food?
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Cheese! I crave cooked cheese! Why is cooked cheese the best tasting food?
Trump is what happens when a Grand Wizard trains a miniature schnauzer to kill.
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Trump is what happens when a Grand Wizard trains a miniature schnauzer to kill.
Stephen Miller: girls didn’t like him in 7th grade because he exuded serial killer vibes and had a resting “punch me” face. I don’t blame the girls. I blame his parents for not marrying other people.
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Stephen Miller: girls didn’t like him in 7th grade because he exuded serial killer vibes and had a resting “punch me” face. I don’t blame the girls. I blame his parents for not marrying other people.
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Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
Janine didn't even look up from her physics journal. "Actually, Claudia, the glycemic index of a highly processed fudge coating would trigger a rapid insulin spike followed by a significant cognitive crash during your first-period art class. It is suboptimal for sustained mental acuity."
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Janine didn't even look up from her physics journal. "Actually, Claudia, the glycemic index of a highly processed fudge coating would trigger a rapid insulin spike followed by a significant cognitive crash during your first-period art class. It is suboptimal for sustained mental acuity."
Mrs. Kishi sighed, setting down her tea. "Claudia, we’ve discussed this. Breakfast is for fueling your brain for Stoneybrook Middle School. A fudge-covered cookie is a dessert, not a 'portable grain bar.'"
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Mrs. Kishi sighed, setting down her tea. "Claudia, we’ve discussed this. Breakfast is for fueling your brain for Stoneybrook Middle School. A fudge-covered cookie is a dessert, not a 'portable grain bar.'"
"It was... intense," Claudia whispered, staring blankly at the Keebler fudge graham she was holding but still hadn’t bitten. "Janine said it was a 'masterpiece of Technicolor cinematography,' but I think it was just a two-hour lesson in how to go totally crazy in the Himalayas."
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"It was... intense," Claudia whispered, staring blankly at the Keebler fudge graham she was holding but still hadn’t bitten. "Janine said it was a 'masterpiece of Technicolor cinematography,' but I think it was just a two-hour lesson in how to go totally crazy in the Himalayas."
"No," Claudia said, offering a Gummi to Dawn, who shook her head. “I saw a thing for the Super Bowl on TV. And then I started thinking why are they called bowls? They’re playing on a flat field. If it were a bowl, the ball would just roll to the middle and stay there, right?"
The room went silent.
The room went silent.
February 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
"No," Claudia said, offering a Gummi to Dawn, who shook her head. “I saw a thing for the Super Bowl on TV. And then I started thinking why are they called bowls? They’re playing on a flat field. If it were a bowl, the ball would just roll to the middle and stay there, right?"
The room went silent.
The room went silent.
“Wait… What? N-no, that’s not what I meant at all!”
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
“Wait… What? N-no, that’s not what I meant at all!”
Before I ever even heard of Jeffrey Epstein or these files I thought it was
common knowledge Russia was selling girls and women all over and had been for years.
common knowledge Russia was selling girls and women all over and had been for years.
February 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Before I ever even heard of Jeffrey Epstein or these files I thought it was
common knowledge Russia was selling girls and women all over and had been for years.
common knowledge Russia was selling girls and women all over and had been for years.
Blecccchhhh. I remembered who’s playing in the Super Bowl. Not because I dislike either team but because I was hoping not to!
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Blecccchhhh. I remembered who’s playing in the Super Bowl. Not because I dislike either team but because I was hoping not to!
I don’t want to disagree or start a ruckus because I thought the Super Bowl was last week.
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I don’t want to disagree or start a ruckus because I thought the Super Bowl was last week.
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Just one man’s opinion here, but it seems like the Super Bowl might be today. That’s just my take on the situation, I could be wrong but will not debate it here!
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Just one man’s opinion here, but it seems like the Super Bowl might be today. That’s just my take on the situation, I could be wrong but will not debate it here!
There’s no one, no matter their allegiance or affiliation, no “criminal” or “terrorist” that DHS or ICE claim they’re trying to deport who could possibly be worse or viler than the white parents I saw at that little league game last summer!
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
There’s no one, no matter their allegiance or affiliation, no “criminal” or “terrorist” that DHS or ICE claim they’re trying to deport who could possibly be worse or viler than the white parents I saw at that little league game last summer!
My dad was a championship Little League coach (area, they didn’t do regional or national stuff) and even then you had MLB pitcher Robin Roberts advocating you NOT let your kids join organized leagues. I got a taste of today’s official league kid sports last summer and holy shit… ABOLISH IT.
February 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
My dad was a championship Little League coach (area, they didn’t do regional or national stuff) and even then you had MLB pitcher Robin Roberts advocating you NOT let your kids join organized leagues. I got a taste of today’s official league kid sports last summer and holy shit… ABOLISH IT.