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Cat Randall
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Politeness is the death of art!
Samurai in Time
Searchin’ time for love
And a heartbreak or two
Samurai in Time
Favorite candy Charleston Chew

- “(Love Theme from) SAMURAI IN TIME”
I watched "Samurai in Time" tonight, because that's what you do when you find out a movie called "Samurai in Time" exists about a samurai traveling through time and becoming a stunt performer on a period samurai television show.

Anyway, it's great and you should watch it. #filmsky
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 AM
In the 80s your movie had style if you set it in Miami, used a pink and teal or baby blue color scheme for your logo and shot a lot of Art Deco architecture at night. Then you could have some breakdancing and a drug cop with a shoulder holster.
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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And here is the essay all about MIAMI CONNECTION! This is one strange mamma jamma of a biker takewondo ninja cocaine orphan college rock & roll movie.
A FRIEND??!! No, it’s a deep dive into MIAMI CONNECTION! | Hooked to the Silver Screen: The MST3K Essays
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December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter H.
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Heartbreaking! We long for the director’s cut with the Jerome Robbins choreography intact! Spock snapping his fingers then yelling “POW!” with jazz hands.
He also directed The Sound Of Music, sadly they cut the songs from STTMP
Enterprise, Enterprise
Every morning you greet me
Large and silver, clean and bright
You look NCC-1701 to me
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
You can find Spanish place names in Georgia but you don’t want to hear how we pronounce them. And, of course, Florida. Both were once part of Spain. Some of me came from there as a result.
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Probably the 5 most common place name etymology in USA in no particular order :
Place in England
Some guy’s name
Corruption of a Native place name or word
Something French
Something Spanish
How many cities and states in this country have Spanish names? Most of them west of the Louisiana Purchase?
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
“I’m pretty sure my briefs should be yellow, my belt red and the buckle yellow, but I guess when you lose most of your costume in front of a gigantic lemon the normal laws of color no longer apply!”
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I think about this at least once a day,
365 days a year.

youtu.be/kOieikmPWYs?...
Weekend Update: Tamara on Her Confusing New Year's Resolution About Buttons - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Stop trying to understand. Don’t worry about it. Just be and do.
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The producers of STAR TREK THE MOTION PICTURE chose Robert Wise as director for his work on THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN featuring people doing things very slowly while staring at video screens.
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
And now for the thrilling 30 minute decontamination scene from THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN (1971).
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Dinner is served!
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
My sophomore year in high school one of the assistant coaches came up to me in PE and boomed “Why don’t ya come play football for me? Your brothers played football for me! You don’t want to play football for me!” and I was like, “Coach, I weigh 110 lbs. and I have no body hair.”
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Did you know I played youth league football 2 years as a child? All I remember is “Stick him! Stick him!” and our fullback coming out of a game with his hand split down the center.
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Shouting as I walk up and down the steps at the Super Bowl stadium: “Get your pies for the great pie fight!”
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Singing in a macho twang: “Are you ready for some ice cream?”
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
You know what’s almost as bad about about him making every event about him? You making every event about him.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I don’t give a flying fuck what that asshole thinks about the halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Whenever there’s a reference to Bon Jovi I just think of the Wolfman in the Universal Monsters Live Rock’n’Roll Show enthusing, “Bon Jovi?! Check it out!”
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
“Yes, what part of Saudia Arabia did you say you were from, sir?”
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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I'm getting out of the hospital today and I could use some help, if you're able. Even taking the time to check it out or share means more than I can say.

gofund.me/1c96e422c
Donate to Help Paul Allor Afford Life-Saving Insulin and Meds, organized by Paul Allor
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February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Joan Jett used to serve obnoxious guests lemonade popsicles made from her urine.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM