Columbus Nerdy Bear
@cbusbear.bsky.social
Better a faggot than a facist. They/them
🏳️🌈 nerd and 🐈 dad in Columbus, OH
Occasionally NSFW. 🔞
🍉 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Discord: hleumas
Telegram: ohcub (https://t.me/ohcub)
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🏳️🌈 nerd and 🐈 dad in Columbus, OH
Occasionally NSFW. 🔞
🍉 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Discord: hleumas
Telegram: ohcub (https://t.me/ohcub)
In the interest of blocking bots, please have a profile pic and non-reskeet posts.
Gonna watch Call Me By Your Name for the first time. I have zero idea of what to expect.
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Gonna watch Call Me By Your Name for the first time. I have zero idea of what to expect.
You know it's too good to be true when the Sniffies guy shows up a half mile away.
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
You know it's too good to be true when the Sniffies guy shows up a half mile away.
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I love being a gay man, you guys.
I love my dick.
I love other people’s dicks.
I love looking at dicks.
I love masturbating my dick.
I love the way dicks taste, feel, and smell. I love them soft, hairy, or hard.
I love when dicks leak.
I love when dicks ejaculate.
Dicks are fucking amazing.
I love my dick.
I love other people’s dicks.
I love looking at dicks.
I love masturbating my dick.
I love the way dicks taste, feel, and smell. I love them soft, hairy, or hard.
I love when dicks leak.
I love when dicks ejaculate.
Dicks are fucking amazing.
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I love being a gay man, you guys.
I love my dick.
I love other people’s dicks.
I love looking at dicks.
I love masturbating my dick.
I love the way dicks taste, feel, and smell. I love them soft, hairy, or hard.
I love when dicks leak.
I love when dicks ejaculate.
Dicks are fucking amazing.
I love my dick.
I love other people’s dicks.
I love looking at dicks.
I love masturbating my dick.
I love the way dicks taste, feel, and smell. I love them soft, hairy, or hard.
I love when dicks leak.
I love when dicks ejaculate.
Dicks are fucking amazing.
Not me playing Hidden Rivalry music at the bar
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Not me playing Hidden Rivalry music at the bar
Do I go out for drinks by myself or stay home where it’s safe and comfortable?
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Do I go out for drinks by myself or stay home where it’s safe and comfortable?
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A thousand likes on this post and I’ll get this tattoo 🙂↕️
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
A thousand likes on this post and I’ll get this tattoo 🙂↕️
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Impeach. Remove. Try. Convict. Imprison. Redistribute assets.
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Impeach. Remove. Try. Convict. Imprison. Redistribute assets.
Gods I hope this is true.
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Gods I hope this is true.
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pssst: you can still leave Twitter if you're still on there. It's not too late!
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
pssst: you can still leave Twitter if you're still on there. It's not too late!
I’m about to have to pick up and betray the cats by putting them in carriers and I don’t feel good about it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m about to have to pick up and betray the cats by putting them in carriers and I don’t feel good about it.
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The Thrill, the Fear, the Hope.
Oil on paper
Oil on paper
December 3, 2024 at 12:29 PM
The Thrill, the Fear, the Hope.
Oil on paper
Oil on paper
I’m entirely too sober on this Tuesday morning.
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m entirely too sober on this Tuesday morning.
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Shane Hollander: steal his look
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Shane Hollander: steal his look
Name a celebrity you think could efficiently pull the all the meat off a rotisserie chicken and one you think couldn't
Could: Ken Jennings
Couldn't: Ryan Seacrest
Could: Ken Jennings
Couldn't: Ryan Seacrest
Name a celebrity you think could efficiently pull the all the meat off a rotisserie chicken and one you think couldn't
Could: Patti Lupone, in a single, terrifying action
Couldn't: Liza Minnelli
Could: Patti Lupone, in a single, terrifying action
Couldn't: Liza Minnelli
Name a celebrity you think could efficiently pull the all the meat off a rotisserie chicken and one you think couldn't
Could: Bette Midler
Couldn't: Barbra Streisand
Could: Bette Midler
Couldn't: Barbra Streisand
December 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Name a celebrity you think could efficiently pull the all the meat off a rotisserie chicken and one you think couldn't
Could: Ken Jennings
Couldn't: Ryan Seacrest
Could: Ken Jennings
Couldn't: Ryan Seacrest
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
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*person asks to hang out with me.
This is what friends do! I love friendship! Yay!
*me ask to hang out with a person.
I am clingy, I am a burden, I am so annoying.
This is what friends do! I love friendship! Yay!
*me ask to hang out with a person.
I am clingy, I am a burden, I am so annoying.
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
*person asks to hang out with me.
This is what friends do! I love friendship! Yay!
*me ask to hang out with a person.
I am clingy, I am a burden, I am so annoying.
This is what friends do! I love friendship! Yay!
*me ask to hang out with a person.
I am clingy, I am a burden, I am so annoying.
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BC and AD now stand for “Before Cottage” & “After Dad finds us kissing at the cottage”
December 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
BC and AD now stand for “Before Cottage” & “After Dad finds us kissing at the cottage”
Unfortunately.
Can I just say that men
December 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Unfortunately.
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A TV show about gay baseball players in Pittsburgh called Pirates Booty
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A TV show about gay baseball players in Pittsburgh called Pirates Booty
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If I'm reading a "spicy" romance novel and the main characters don't flip f*** at least once I feel cheated.
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If I'm reading a "spicy" romance novel and the main characters don't flip f*** at least once I feel cheated.
Wine
Car
Marriage
I mean, I usually see something like “butter” in these things so I’ll take what I can get.
Car
Marriage
I mean, I usually see something like “butter” in these things so I’ll take what I can get.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
beach
hope
butter
🤨🤨🤨
beach
hope
butter
🤨🤨🤨
December 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wine
Car
Marriage
I mean, I usually see something like “butter” in these things so I’ll take what I can get.
Car
Marriage
I mean, I usually see something like “butter” in these things so I’ll take what I can get.
“Treat yourself like a friend” oooof. Something I need to remember.
Stop calling it self-care if it's making you weaker. Real care builds capacity. Sleep early. Lift heavy. Eat one meal a day. Say no with grace. Real care prepares you to face life head on instead of coddling your moods. Treat yourself like a friend.
December 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“Treat yourself like a friend” oooof. Something I need to remember.
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Another reason to let it die?
They wanted to have Shane drive a Grand Cherokee in ep6 of the Gay Hockey Romance Show and Jeep said no.
They wanted to have Shane drive a Grand Cherokee in ep6 of the Gay Hockey Romance Show and Jeep said no.
Tapping the “let Stellantis die” sign again.
Ummm...did Jeep completely kill *all* of its 4xe products?!
No information anywhere for 2026 model year Wrangler or Grand Cherokee.
No information anywhere for 2026 model year Wrangler or Grand Cherokee.
December 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Another reason to let it die?
They wanted to have Shane drive a Grand Cherokee in ep6 of the Gay Hockey Romance Show and Jeep said no.
They wanted to have Shane drive a Grand Cherokee in ep6 of the Gay Hockey Romance Show and Jeep said no.
*sigh* I’m about to finish book 4 of Game Changers and I don’t want to start book 5 because that’s the last one I need to read. Then it’s all over. I’ll need a new smutty hockey universe.
December 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*sigh* I’m about to finish book 4 of Game Changers and I don’t want to start book 5 because that’s the last one I need to read. Then it’s all over. I’ll need a new smutty hockey universe.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls