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Columbus Nerdy Bear
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Better a faggot than a facist. They/them
🏳️‍🌈 nerd and 🐈 dad in Columbus, OH
Occasionally NSFW. 🔞
🍉 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Discord: hleumas
Telegram: ohcub (https://t.me/ohcub)

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yeah you know what fuckin season it is
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have a tummy ache and wish someone would rub it.
November 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Someone pet me on the head and tell me I’m pretty.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Another boring

lonely

Sunday/weekend.
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Who let me get stoned and open Scruff?
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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The White House is illegally refusing to use reserve funds to pay for SNAP benefits and Donald Trump is fully aware of this.

Don’t be gaslit, the money is there, but Trump refuses to prioritize the needs of American citizens because his main concern is a ballroom.

Trump doesn’t care about you.
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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They should invent a me that isn’t always sleepy
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Do I have any friends on TRT? If so, did you go to your doctor or one of those online clinics?
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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There’s something interesting about how emotional needs (physical affection, affirmation, emotional support, etc) get couched as sexual in nature (praise/cuddle kink). I wonder if it means something that emotional needs have to look like sexual ones in order to be taken seriously.
September 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Therapy got canceled. Decided to take the hour off from work anyway. Got baked. Is it bedtime yet?
October 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I'm being menaced by a herpes monkey.
I'm being menaced by a COVID monkey.
I'm being menaced by a combination herpes-covid monkey.
October 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.

Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:

* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled

* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I went to the renaissance festival again and spent money on food, like this beautiful lavender lemonade. As opposed to spending even more money on garb I’ll never wear.
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
He’s right.
i just think that more tops should join me in posting their butts. thanks.
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
At least someone does…
October 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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“Imagine you step into your vehicle, you push a button, and it drives you to the office. You catch up on work, send emails, or watch an episode of your favorite show,” said GM CEO Mary Barra.

This exists, it's called a bus

www.cnn.com/2025/10/22/c...
GM will introduce eyes-off driving in 2028 | CNN Business
General Motors, the 100-year-old car company, plans to offer Americans hands-free driving and the freedom to watch a movie on the go.
share.google
October 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Or it makes people run away screaming. Oops! Too authentic.
The single most important piece of advice I could give to anyone looking to gain followers on this corner of the internet is just to loudly and unapologetically be yourself.

Authenticity sells.
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm tipsy in a hotel bar and watching this gym bro hit on these woman who just want dinner and a drink after work. People watching at its finest.
October 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Side hate is so stupid. I guess I'm supposedto be sorry I don't get off on fucking?
October 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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We've fucked it up. Look, this was a perfectly good spellcheck, and we've given it anxiety.
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What's it like in your head?
October 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Everybody do the wenis
The wenis is a dance
Everybody is a genius
Who knows it in advance
October 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM