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@chrisesq, but SPOOKY
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I have been behind two different cars today that have just petered out on the road. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go walk around behind you know who.
The only thing worse than one kid being into a meme is both kids being into a meme and worse than that is six or seven kids being into that meme
did you see that Platner has an unquestionably Nazi tattoo?
And was that the best photo of Colman Domingo they could get?
The Fiyero and Boq posters are pretty spoiler-y. Are they just assuming everyone knows the plot already?
New character posters for ‘WICKED: For Good.’ Out November 21st.
I did vote for Ronald Reagan in the 1980 Weekly Reader kids' presidential poll because I thought he had better teeth than Jimmy Carter.
I guess I'm weird in that my political beliefs have been pretty much the same since at least 1984, when in 5th grade I quixotically delivered a school-wide intercom speech for Mondale. I'm now further left but I missed that Nazi phase that apparently (?) most Gen X cis white men went through.
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"the average guy has a nazi phase"

What are you talking about my man
Ok I'm willing to forgive Schumer for recruiting Mills if they had this oppo, because yowza
just fyi all my posts here are off the record
Yorgos Lanthimos makes like 5 films a year
I don't want to spoil the Connections today but the blue category is so lazy.
inter alia I'd be super interested to hear if there's even one actual quote since 2015 where Trump says "Christ is king"
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
among other things, that not satire
Q: What does it say that president released a video of him pooping on the American people?

MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
Alert pops up on your phone: "shitter's offline"
“At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities. (Please wash your hands before signing out or tracking your progress.) Then, check in with the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.”
Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents
The company's new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
www.cnet.com
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
turned out it's a toilet plane full of deplorables
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Morality is objective and applies the same to everyone everywhere in the universe.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, metaethical stances?
would, would, would, definitely would
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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You have to win over your base, not someone else’s base.

Can someone tell the Democrats
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America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
$75k per year to learn to attach a muffler
The guy who repaired my air conditioner got a masters in coolants from Havard
Trump on Harvard: "We reached a concept of a deal but it's pretty complicated bc under this deal it would be $500m, they're gonna open up trade schools. I love the idea of trade & trade schools by Harvard. You know, they get into like a vocational-type school... we may just charge them a $500m fine"