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Queer. I buy zoos and hate Pentatonix.
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[me, sobbing lightly] Look around, look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now! [full sobs]
a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
Alt: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
media.tenor.com
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December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Often I'm like "who the fuck thinks
Jeffries and Schumer are doing a good job and then I see the absolutely unhinged #resistance replies to this ONION article.
Oh my god the replies to this one are off the fucking rails
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Jeffries and Schumer would rather talk about the price of eggs
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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It's really frustrating that a lot of the media just sort of frames the Trump admin as "wading into a hot debate over trans issues that have roiled american politics" when it's like, clear that they are motivated by a desire to demean trans people
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The way they're both thinking about doing *things* to me is so affirming
Yooooo
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Turn a celebrity human into a horse:

Fiona Dapple
Mare Winningham
Turn a celebrity human into a horse:

Gait Blanchett
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
sammmmeeee
I have not consumed a single second of so-called “liberal” media since the election, not MSNBC or any of that Pod Save crap and I am much better off for this decision
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I still don't know what Tarantino did/said #blessed #neverstressed
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Olivia Nuzzi will now turn to the career she was meant for, perpetual victim
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It's wild to be that Bowen Yang gets fifth billing in the Wicked movies for that absolute nothingburger of a role
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Boycotting Starbucks is very inconvenient
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hey babe your ass deserves a FIFA Piece Prize
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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People of Virginia:

Go ahead with the 10-1 Dem-Rep gerrymander of your commonwealth.

It's the only fair thing to do. It's your duty to history.

(My home state of Calif pioneered non-partisan re-districting commissions, but that was then.)
BREAKING: The Indiana House votes 57-41 to advance a Trump-approved congressional map that could eliminate both of the state’s Democratic districts. The map now heads to the state Senate, which is expected to take it up when it convenes Monday.
Indiana House Passes Trump Gerrymander, Sending Map to Uncertain Senate Vote
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I don't consider the Supreme Court to be legitimate. I also know that the Democratic party is not up to the challenge of disempowering the court so the illegitimate court will continue to exist for years to come. Folks will have to figure out how to move with this in mind.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why do they do the World Cup draw six months in advance? I'm sure there's some reason.
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Shout this from the rooftops. Stop talking about laws of war. This is straight up murder. Period.
Here we go -a few reminders to those covering this:

- These are killings outside of armed conflict
- There is no self-defense justification for the killings
- That makes them extrajudicial killings under int'l law; murder under domestic law
- No label ("narcoterrorist" or "DTO") changes any of that
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The dripping contempt the right wing SCOTUS majority holds for district judges is truly a sight to behold every time. When they deign to give actual reasons for their shadow docket holdings, it’s “look at the absolute idiots who keep getting everything wrong!”
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Jeffries is excited about this because he doesn't actually want to be speaker and be expected to do things
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Any Dem who doesn’t run on court reform next year is an immediate no for me. We’re well beyond the bounds of judicial norms, Roberts and his GOP flunkies can rot in the hottest circle of hell.
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm curious what % of people pre-fill their weekly pill case
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I really feel like the first AI sitcom could be a CBS-style schlub husband, hot wife show
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Oh this is spicy.
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM