Jere
@ceilican.bsky.social
My personality is like 90% “dachshund dad.” Quality Engineer in the automotive industry, General-Purpose nerd. He/Him
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I believe Tina is waving goodbye to me here.
I believe Tina is waving goodbye to me here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I believe Tina is waving goodbye to me here.
I believe Tina is waving goodbye to me here.
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I started playing at the tail end of the satanic panic. My mother was worried to let me play, but then I showed her the players guide and (tried) to explain THAC0, she called it "homework: the game" and let me go.
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I started playing at the tail end of the satanic panic. My mother was worried to let me play, but then I showed her the players guide and (tried) to explain THAC0, she called it "homework: the game" and let me go.
I think Thorin finds Halloween more stressful than Independence Day. There’s just too many people out and about in his neighborhood.
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I think Thorin finds Halloween more stressful than Independence Day. There’s just too many people out and about in his neighborhood.
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The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
In this family we appreciate the beautiful fall weather.
October 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In this family we appreciate the beautiful fall weather.
Dachtober! Here’s my boys in dragon costumes!
October 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Dachtober! Here’s my boys in dragon costumes!
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US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.
Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.
We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
Imperial Fist Bees.
Good thing they got the colors, I guess.
Good thing they got the colors, I guess.
September 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Imperial Fist Bees.
Good thing they got the colors, I guess.
Good thing they got the colors, I guess.
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.
September 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.
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Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a short speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos.”
New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass
Ruin a band with Law
NBANC
NBANC
September 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ruin a band with Law
NBANC
NBANC
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We got these Halloween treats for the boys that are a skeleton hand that you break apart for them.
That said, here’s m giving each of my boys the finger.
That said, here’s m giving each of my boys the finger.
September 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We got these Halloween treats for the boys that are a skeleton hand that you break apart for them.
That said, here’s m giving each of my boys the finger.
That said, here’s m giving each of my boys the finger.
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so theres a song called strange fruit about Iyηchιng…
September 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
so theres a song called strange fruit about Iyηchιng…
If you see this repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
September 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you see this repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
We put Thorin into a Smaug costume, and I’m not sure he’s feeling it.
September 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We put Thorin into a Smaug costume, and I’m not sure he’s feeling it.
Ferrus Manus’ metal arms are said to be able to shape metal with a touch. But when he makes something, he makes it the old fashioned way with hammer and forge.
And I dig that.
Because even with fantastic measuring technology at my fingertips, I still prefer the old way.
And I dig that.
Because even with fantastic measuring technology at my fingertips, I still prefer the old way.
September 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ferrus Manus’ metal arms are said to be able to shape metal with a touch. But when he makes something, he makes it the old fashioned way with hammer and forge.
And I dig that.
Because even with fantastic measuring technology at my fingertips, I still prefer the old way.
And I dig that.
Because even with fantastic measuring technology at my fingertips, I still prefer the old way.
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🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
August 28, 2023 at 3:46 PM
🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Oh man. I’ve been shrimping at my desk doing some research, and once I stood up to go to lunch my back just absolutely screamed at me.
September 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh man. I’ve been shrimping at my desk doing some research, and once I stood up to go to lunch my back just absolutely screamed at me.
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On the topic of “our” duty to persuade abusers, a tale:
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THE FINGER-TAKER’S SON
Whenever the king became displeased with one of his subjects, he would send out his soldiers, and before long the offender would find themselves in the basement of the king’s finger-taker.
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THE FINGER-TAKER’S SON
Whenever the king became displeased with one of his subjects, he would send out his soldiers, and before long the offender would find themselves in the basement of the king’s finger-taker.
Apparently he's really saying "liberals need to befriend conservatives for the greater good" which is so pundit brained I can't even
September 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
On the topic of “our” duty to persuade abusers, a tale:
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THE FINGER-TAKER’S SON
Whenever the king became displeased with one of his subjects, he would send out his soldiers, and before long the offender would find themselves in the basement of the king’s finger-taker.
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THE FINGER-TAKER’S SON
Whenever the king became displeased with one of his subjects, he would send out his soldiers, and before long the offender would find themselves in the basement of the king’s finger-taker.
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Can't find a single thing wrong with this...
September 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can't find a single thing wrong with this...
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
August 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"