Tin Foil Awards
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Awarding those outstanding conspiracy theorists who assure the rest of us that we are, at least, relatively sane.
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The acting DHS Security Chief's name is Iwona B. Horyn and we're officially living in an Austin Powers movie.
www.dhs.gov/leadership
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November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The acting DHS Security Chief's name is Iwona B. Horyn and we're officially living in an Austin Powers movie.
www.dhs.gov/leadership
www.dhs.gov/leadership
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This is what prison is supposed to be for. But the prisons are full of people who used drugs while the criminals are running the government.
These people need to be permanently removed from society with whatever force is necessary to make the point that this cannot ever be allowed to happen again.
These people need to be permanently removed from society with whatever force is necessary to make the point that this cannot ever be allowed to happen again.
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This is what prison is supposed to be for. But the prisons are full of people who used drugs while the criminals are running the government.
These people need to be permanently removed from society with whatever force is necessary to make the point that this cannot ever be allowed to happen again.
These people need to be permanently removed from society with whatever force is necessary to make the point that this cannot ever be allowed to happen again.
Movie theaters will be wasting an opportunity if, for the new Legend of Zelda movie, they don't have the ticket sellers say to the customers "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this" as they hand them their tickets.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Movie theaters will be wasting an opportunity if, for the new Legend of Zelda movie, they don't have the ticket sellers say to the customers "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this" as they hand them their tickets.
My Thanksgiving hot take:
A lot of people who say they don't like turkey have just never had a turkey cooked by someone who knows what the hell they're doing.
A lot of people who say they don't like turkey have just never had a turkey cooked by someone who knows what the hell they're doing.
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My Thanksgiving hot take:
A lot of people who say they don't like turkey have just never had a turkey cooked by someone who knows what the hell they're doing.
A lot of people who say they don't like turkey have just never had a turkey cooked by someone who knows what the hell they're doing.
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All of Twitter right now
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
All of Twitter right now
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Trump isn’t interested in real, lasting diplomacy where details are negotiated and worked out to give a plan the best chance of success. He just wants quick “deals” with no specifics so he can declare a “win” so he can make it all about himself with a short-term fabrication.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump isn’t interested in real, lasting diplomacy where details are negotiated and worked out to give a plan the best chance of success. He just wants quick “deals” with no specifics so he can declare a “win” so he can make it all about himself with a short-term fabrication.
Using the UPS Track Package feature and got to see the guy with my $1800 package was a block away from me and now has left the neighborhood. Um, I'm getting my package, right, UPS???
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Using the UPS Track Package feature and got to see the guy with my $1800 package was a block away from me and now has left the neighborhood. Um, I'm getting my package, right, UPS???
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Share TF OUT OF THIS!#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Share TF OUT OF THIS!#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
Bitcoin is still probably too new to draw these kinds of inferences, but I wonder if the crash in price is a harbinger of a huge recession because people are dumping their Bitcoin for cash to pay for groceries and rent.
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bitcoin is still probably too new to draw these kinds of inferences, but I wonder if the crash in price is a harbinger of a huge recession because people are dumping their Bitcoin for cash to pay for groceries and rent.
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
SovCits are a special breed of crackpot
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
SovCits are a special breed of crackpot
Goldbach's Very Weak Conjecture:
Every even integer greater than 6 can be expressed as a sum of two nonprime integers.
Every even integer greater than 6 can be expressed as a sum of two nonprime integers.
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Goldbach's Very Weak Conjecture:
Every even integer greater than 6 can be expressed as a sum of two nonprime integers.
Every even integer greater than 6 can be expressed as a sum of two nonprime integers.
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Once upon a time, politicians were afraid of journalists. When did those two things swap places?
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Once upon a time, politicians were afraid of journalists. When did those two things swap places?
Finally getting around to reading the original Frankenstein novel and damn, Mary Shelley was really fond of the word "countenance".
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Finally getting around to reading the original Frankenstein novel and damn, Mary Shelley was really fond of the word "countenance".
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this is fucking new, i think im gonna be sick
how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state
oh but religious records are valid dw
how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state
oh but religious records are valid dw
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
this is fucking new, i think im gonna be sick
how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state
oh but religious records are valid dw
how tf am i supposed to get an old birth cert if it was fucking sealed by the state
oh but religious records are valid dw
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Pay attention to how Mike Johnson is trying to shift the narrative today - he’s saying some Epstein files can’t be released because they’re intelligence products and would harm national security.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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I mean.
It's just.
"Quiet, piggy."
How. How does.
The president. Of the United States of America.
It's just.
"Quiet, piggy."
How. How does.
The president. Of the United States of America.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I mean.
It's just.
"Quiet, piggy."
How. How does.
The president. Of the United States of America.
It's just.
"Quiet, piggy."
How. How does.
The president. Of the United States of America.
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There has never been a clearer example of the fact that we do not have a legislature in the United States right now. Trump tells them to vote no, so they all vote no. Then Trump changes his mind and they all change their votes. That is autocracy. Vote them out!
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There has never been a clearer example of the fact that we do not have a legislature in the United States right now. Trump tells them to vote no, so they all vote no. Then Trump changes his mind and they all change their votes. That is autocracy. Vote them out!
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He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea