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i’m like if a boy had the most beautiful juicy rack. but i bet you never considered that huh. do you ever think about other people
April 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i’m like if a boy had the most beautiful juicy rack. but i bet you never considered that huh. do you ever think about other people
i can’t consider heated rivalry a truly perfect show because kip’s watery smoothies piss me tf off
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
i can’t consider heated rivalry a truly perfect show because kip’s watery smoothies piss me tf off
god i’m rewatching it again i can’t help it
i’m just like everyone else, watching heated rivalry wishing i was a gay man
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
god i’m rewatching it again i can’t help it
instagram story likes are so cute it’s the most consistent data of who is crushing on me
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
instagram story likes are so cute it’s the most consistent data of who is crushing on me
not to be emotional on main for my 6 followers but i woke up today unsure what to do with myself and sure, i wasn’t productive but i saw my nephews and read them about 10 books and then i went to the gym and saw my best friend and went grocery shopping together…starting to enjoy pieces of life again
January 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
not to be emotional on main for my 6 followers but i woke up today unsure what to do with myself and sure, i wasn’t productive but i saw my nephews and read them about 10 books and then i went to the gym and saw my best friend and went grocery shopping together…starting to enjoy pieces of life again
life really is so much better when you have an insane celebrity crush
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
life really is so much better when you have an insane celebrity crush
“laser this laser that” i have FRECKLES
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
“laser this laser that” i have FRECKLES
why is there a plot point in the stranger things finale abt how the fat kid can't run fast enough...
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
why is there a plot point in the stranger things finale abt how the fat kid can't run fast enough...
new friend is a loki cosplayer ohhh teenage celah used to dream of times like these
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
new friend is a loki cosplayer ohhh teenage celah used to dream of times like these
new year’s eve is weird. why is the world changing on wednesday
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
new year’s eve is weird. why is the world changing on wednesday
the sluttiest little waist (of time)
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the sluttiest little waist (of time)
fuck a new year’s resolution i just joined a fighting gym
December 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
fuck a new year’s resolution i just joined a fighting gym
is there a chance i was groomed? probably! will i never love anyone as much as that person ever again! also probably! who’s to say! such is the bittersweet heft of memory!
December 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
is there a chance i was groomed? probably! will i never love anyone as much as that person ever again! also probably! who’s to say! such is the bittersweet heft of memory!
Reposted by Celah Convis
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
liking any minimally funny tweet i sweet to try to nudge my algorithm
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
liking any minimally funny tweet i sweet to try to nudge my algorithm
every time i have an opportunity to live my dream as the middle of a heated rivalry sandwich, it comes at my most "working through sexual trauma" moments. what's up with that
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
every time i have an opportunity to live my dream as the middle of a heated rivalry sandwich, it comes at my most "working through sexual trauma" moments. what's up with that
when i take a step back and realize that god really did make me smart, pretty, funny, kind, thoughtful, talented, hardworking, curious, charismatic, AND creative, it makes more sense that he had to cripple me with the nervous system of a damn ‘nam vet
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
when i take a step back and realize that god really did make me smart, pretty, funny, kind, thoughtful, talented, hardworking, curious, charismatic, AND creative, it makes more sense that he had to cripple me with the nervous system of a damn ‘nam vet
i am so, so back on my two boyfriends kick
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i am so, so back on my two boyfriends kick
every now and then a piece of media comes around that reminds me that i do, indeed, find men hot
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
every now and then a piece of media comes around that reminds me that i do, indeed, find men hot
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jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
![. . . very cooperative, but the police at that point had to let [redacted] know that what she had done that she could be facing charges.
Q And that was after they had told her earlier that she didn't need an attorney present, correct?
A Exactly.
Q Okay. So this happens to her with the Palm Beach Police Department and did the Palm Beach Police actually present or propose charging [redacted]?
A They did get a probable cause affidavit against [redacted].
Q And is that why Ms. [redacted] and her attorney were concerned about her testimony here?
A Yes.
Q Now was a subpoena issued for Ms. [redacted] on behalf of this grand jury?
A Yes, it was.
Q And before Ms. [redacted] would comply with that, did she -- did her attorney request some sort of order?
A Yes.
Q And what did he ask for?
A He asked for immunity for [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eoss3vmzem55cm5kuddhdmwn/bafkreiariijffjjrgfh26o22jjr76pwprinvnbpkcho5lyi2sucfbqlooy@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
i’m just like everyone else, watching heated rivalry wishing i was a gay man
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i’m just like everyone else, watching heated rivalry wishing i was a gay man
changing feelings is hard, changing behavior isn't. i'll never take a "i have a feeling that excuses my repetitive bad behavior" ass bitch seriously. you are a tall child coddling yourself out of actual growth.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
changing feelings is hard, changing behavior isn't. i'll never take a "i have a feeling that excuses my repetitive bad behavior" ass bitch seriously. you are a tall child coddling yourself out of actual growth.
my gender is hot priest
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
my gender is hot priest
no no you heard me wrong, i’m not UNstable. i’m IN stable. they’re giving me the horse drugs.
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
no no you heard me wrong, i’m not UNstable. i’m IN stable. they’re giving me the horse drugs.
volunteered to work the same event as my ex-in-law
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
volunteered to work the same event as my ex-in-law