Celah Convis
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Celah Convis
@celah.bsky.social
guttersnipe philosopher
i am so, so back on my two boyfriends kick
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
every now and then a piece of media comes around that reminds me that i do, indeed, find men hot
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by Celah Convis
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i’m just like everyone else, watching heated rivalry wishing i was a gay man
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
changing feelings is hard, changing behavior isn't. i'll never take a "i have a feeling that excuses my repetitive bad behavior" ass bitch seriously. you are a tall child coddling yourself out of actual growth.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
my gender is hot priest
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
no no you heard me wrong, i’m not UNstable. i’m IN stable. they’re giving me the horse drugs.
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
volunteered to work the same event as my ex-in-law
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
getting my flu shot has me feeling like colin from the secret garden
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
what do i gotta do for this algorithm to show me some got damn memes
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
wake up dead man finally out + guy i followed bc he looks like josh o connor in my dms at the same time? either divine timing or something sinister
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
live footage of me during my treatments. i am a skilled metal worker
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December 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i want to get a big tattoo so bad but i haven’t settled on something that feels as right as my first tattoo. pinterest here i come
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
some self-identified leftists are the worst kind of people, self-important and caught up in the delusion that their political activism overshadows a deep selfishness and inability to grow. your community starts with the individuals you interact with—
December 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i’m getting george bailey’d for christmas
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
personally i think the kink community using the word “munch” to mean something NON sexual is extremely confusing
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Celah Convis
unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i struggle to settle on something that feels “right” in terms of gender presentation because i kinda don’t even feel like i’m a real person. how am i supposed to know what gender i am if im not real
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i don’t chase, i don’t attract, i do a secret third thing: sit in my room
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
don’t understand ppl who want to feel like a victim bc the times when i have genuinely been a victim have been the grossest most disempowering things that could happen
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
fuck i need to cure my depression before i get too old to be bisexual
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
nothin a little clowning can’t fix!
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i should get rid of everything i own
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i’ve been saying i use any pronouns (in #woke circles) for like two years and i offhandedly said “gotta figure this gender shit out” to a close friend and he goes “what gender shit” brother do you listen with your ears
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
been reflecting on my compassion for the people who have hurt me. whatever it is within a person that they can’t be honest with themselves, with others, whatever it is that motivates the urge to manipulate and control—
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM